Author / The Creator:
*Fancy Posh English Accent*
"A-A-Hem" *clear throat*
"Good evening, dear reader."
"What could I interest you with this lovely evening?"
"Ah, a tasting I see."
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"For the starting appetizer tonight, I whole heartedly recommend the Austrian Glock 17."
"A Lone Wolf AlphaWolf slide with a ZEV Tech front and rear sight, topped with a custom cut Leupold DeltaPoint Reflex sight."
"Wrapped with a rubberized Pachmayr tactical grip glove along with a 19-rounds magazine."
"To make it a little flashy and worth your attention, it comes with a SureFire XC1 tactical flashlight.
"And finally, garnished off with a Lone Wolf LWD-COMP9 compensator."
"If you perhaps wished for something a bit more quiet tonight, I recommend having it tipped off with a SIG SRD9 suppressor."
"The chefs are quite confident with this one."
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"Tonight main course, a proven dish of our throughout the decade and beloved by many that had tasted it."
"An SR-25 ECC, 16-inched chromed line barrel tipped with a QDC flash suppressor capable of attaching with a PRS/QDC sound suppressor."
"Custom ordered EoTech Vudu 1-8x24 FFP magnified lpvo mounted on a JP Enterprises flat-top mount."
A/N: 1-8X24 FFP Vudu is not real, but there is an SFP.
"A DeltaPoint on a canted NcSTAR MPR45 to the right, if you perhaps wished to enjoy it a bit messily."
"Backed up with an MP7 front and rear sight, if your environments doesn't suit your taste."
"Along with, those sight is a Magpul PRS stock, a rubberized contour Hogue Overmolded grip, a Viking Tactics UVG skeletonized foregrip."
"And finally the meal is mounted on a BT10 V8 Atlas bipod, fed with either a 20 or 25 rounds PMAG, and sprinkled with a SureFire X400 tactical light and laser combo."
"Highly recommended chef's choice."
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"If the main course wasn't fulfilling enough for you, perhaps you would like to try another."
"Something smaller, to top it off? I recommend our SR-15."
"11.5 inched barrel chambered in .300 blackout for something more in sizes, tipped with the same flash suppressor kit."
"Instead of attaching with the PRS suppressor, we used with a QDC/CRS-PRG suppressor for seasoning."
"Topped with an EoTech HHS hybrid holo sight along with an MP7 front and rear sight like the prevoous meal."
"It is served on a VLTOR MURS-1 upper and EMOD stock, also wrapped with a Hogue OverMolded rubber grip."
"And finally the dish is fitted with a Magpul angled foregrip alongside our SureFire X400 light and laser combo."
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"For dessert, we have the finest cutlery; freshly stoned 3 feets katana matched with a recently imported custom made, lengthened blade, SHN-2 bayonet from Russia."
A/N: Quite enjoy writing this. All image are photoshopped using asset from tarkov.dev. Also note that some parts are purely fictional dillusion and won't fit on the actual gun such as the LVOA-C handguard on the SR-25/AR-10 and the lower of the SR-15 is a colt M4 lower because Tarkov doesn't have an SR-15/16 so use you imagination. I also DO NOT OWNED any of those guns but I sure wishes I do so don't ask me specific question about them because I probably won't know it or I would fantasized what it could be.