Chapter Eight: Celebrations and Uncelebrations of the Airers and Air-landers and Air-worlders and the Air-beasters and Air-beast-landers and Air-beast-worlders
By evening, everywhere in the air and its air-land and air-world and its air-wizardering and air-wizarding air-land and air-world and its air and its air-beast-land and air-beast-world and its air-beastwizardering and air-beastwizarding air-beast-land and air-beast-world, all air-beasters and air-beasteresses and air-beast-landers and air-beast-landeresses and air-beast-worlders and air-beast-worlderesses and air-beastwizarders and air-beastwizarderesses and air-beastwizards and air-beastwizardesses were in jollity, and all airers and aireresses and air-landers and air-landeresses and air-worlders and air-worlderesses and air-wizarders and air-wizarderesses and air-wizards and air-wizardesses also were in jollity as their hands and feet had on them the air-magical air-hands and air-foots, and they held them up, and all shouted a saying ⸺ a saying which was ever said to celebrate the Air and its AirAgents and AirAgentesses and AirSaviours and AirSaviouresses when they were victorious over the Anti-Air and Anti-AirAgents and Anti-AirAgentesses and Anti-AirSacrificators and Anti-AirSacrificatoresses.
"TO THE AIR-HUMAN AND AIR-BEAST 'OF AIR' AND AIRAGENTS AND AIRAGENTESSES!"
"TO THE AIRLIGHTER AIRLORD AND AIRLIGHTERESS AIRLADY!"
"TO THE AIRLIGHTER AIRBEASTLORD AND AIRLIGHTERESS AIRBEASTLADY!"
"TO THE AIRANGEL AIRLORD AND AIRANGELESS AIRLADY!"
"TO THE AIRANGEL AIRBEASTLORD AND AIRANGELESS AIRBEASTLADY!"
"TO THE AIRLIGHTERER AND AIRLIGHTERERESS!"
"TO THE AIRBEASTLIGHTERER AND AIRBEASTLIGHTERERESS!"
"TO THE AIRANGELER AND AIRANGELERESS!"
"TO THE AIRBEASTANGELER AND AIRBEASTANGELERESS!"
And they all shouted as one an air-spell ⸺ an air-spell which was ever spelled to celebrate the Air and its AirAgents and AirAgentesses and AirSaviours and AirSaviouresses when they were victorious over the Anti-Air and Anti-AirAgents and Anti-AirAgentesses and Anti-AirSacrificators and Anti-AirSacrificatoresses.
"AD ILLES AEROHUMANUO ET AEROBESTIO 'DE AERO' ET AEROAGENTOS ET AEROAGENTAS!"
"AD ILLES AEROLUMENO AEROMONSENIOR ET AEROLUMENA AEROMADOMINA!"
"AD ILLES AEROLUMENO AEROBESTIOMONSENIOR ET AEROLUMENA AEROBESTIAMADOMINA!"
"AD ILLES AEROANGELUSO AEROMONSENIOR ET AEROANGELUSA AEROMADOMINA!"
"AD ILLES AEROANGELUSO AEROBESTIOMONSENIOR ET AEROANGELUSA AEROBESTIAMADOMINA!"
"AD ILLES AEROLUMENOTOROS ET AEROLUMENOTORAS!"
"AD ILLES AEROANGELUSOTOROS ET AEROANGELUSOTORAS!"
And after the shouting, white, brilliant sparks and sparkles of spells shot out of their air-hands and air-foots' fingers and toes, and soared up all over the air-atmosphere and disappeared.
They all shouted again another saying.
"TO THE NEW SAVIOURS! TO THE NEW SAVIOURESSES!"
"TO THE NEW AIRSAVIOURS! TO THE NEW AIRSAVIOURESSES!"
"TO THE NEW SAVERS! TO THE NEW SAVERESSES!"
"TO THE NEW AIRSAVERS! TO THE NEW AIRSAVERESSES!"
"TO THE NEW HEROES! TO THE NEW HEROINES!"
"TO THE NEW AIRHEROES! TO THE NEW AIRHEROINES!"
"TO THE NEW HEIRS! TO THE NEW HEIRESSES!"
"TO THE NEW AIRHEIRS! TO THE NEW AIRHEIRESSES!"
"TO THE NEW HERITORS! TO THE NEW HERITORESSES!"
"TO THE NEW AIRHERITORS! TO THE NEW AIRHERITORESSES!"
"TO THE NEW AIRSON AND AIRDAUGHTER WHO HAVE SAVED US AGAIN!"
"TO THE NEW AIRBEASTSON AND AIRBEASTDAUGHTER WHO HAVE SAVED US AGAIN!"
"TO THE NEW AIRBOY AND AIRGIRL WHO HAVE SAVED US AGAIN!"
"TO THE NEW AIRBEASTBOY AND AIRBEASTGIRL WHO HAVE SAVED US AGAIN!"
"TO AARRYAIR OOTTERAIR OF AIR! TO AARRIETAIR OOTTERAIR OF AIR!"
"TO AARRYBEASTAIR OOTTERBEASTAIR OF AIR! TO AARRIETBEASTAIR OOTTERBEASTAIR OF AIR!"
"TO AARRYAIR OOTTERAIR OF AIR — THE AIRBOY WHO LIVED! TO AARRIETAIR OOTTERAIR OF AIR — THE AIRGIRL WHO LIVED!"
"TO AARRYBEASTAIR OOTTERBEASTAIR OF AIR — THE AIRBEASTBOY WHO LIVED! TO AARRIETBEASTAIR OOTTERBEASTAIR OF AIR — THE AIRBEASTGIRL WHO LIVED!"
And with air-hands and air-foots still up, they all shouted another spell.
"AD ILLES NOVOS SALVATOROS! AD ILLES NOVOS SALVATORAS!"
"AD ILLES NOVOS AEROSALVATOROS! AD ILLES NOVOS AEROSALVATORAS!"
"AD ILLES NOVOS SALVAROS! AD ILLES NOVOS SALVARAS!"
"AD ILLES NOVOS AEROSALVAROS! AD ILLES NOVOS AEROSALVARAS!"
"AD ILLES NOVOS HEROS! AD ILLES NOVOS HEROINAS!"
"AD ILLES NOVOS AEROHEROS! AD ILLES NOVOS AEROHEROINAS!"
"AD ILLES NOVOS HERES! AD ILLES NOVOS HERAS!"
"AD ILLES NOVOS AEROHERES! AD ILLES NOVOS AEROHERAS!"
"AD ILLES NOVOS HERETOROS! AD ILLES NOVOS HERETORAS!"
"AD ILLES NOVOS AEROHERETOROS! AD ILLES NOVOS AEROHERETORAS!"
"AD ILLE NOVO AEROFILIO! AD ILLE NOVO AEROFILIA!"
"AD ILLE NOVO AEROBESTIOFILIO! AD ILLE NOVO AEROBESTIAFILIA!"
"AD ILLE NOVO AEROPUERO! AD ILLE NOVO AEROPUERA!"
"AD ILLE NOVO AEROBESTIOPUERO! AD ILLE NOVO AEROBESTIAPUERA!"
And after the shouting, the same spell sparks and sparkles shot out of the air-hands and air-foots' fingers and toes, and soared up all over and disappeared again.
They all shouted again another saying.
"TO THE AIRSAVIOURS AND AIRSAVIOURESSES AND AIRSAVERS AND AIRSAVERESSES WHO AGAIN SAVED US FROM THE ANTI-AIRSACRIFICATORS AND ANTI-AIRSACRIFICATORESSES AND ANTI-AIRSACRIFICERS AND ANTI-AIRSACRIFICERESSES WHO AGAIN TRIED TO SACRIFICE US!"
"TO THE AIRHEROES AND AIRHEROINES AND AIRHEIRS AND AIRHEIRESSES AND AIRHERITORS AND AIRHERITORESSES WHO SAVED US FROM THE SACRIFICE OF THE ANTI-AIRCOWARDS AND ANTI-AIRCOWARDESSES AND ANTI-AIRUSURPERS AND ANTI-AIRUSURPERESSES AND ANTI-AIRUSURPATORS AND ANTI-AIRUSURPATORESSES!"
"TO THE AIRBOY AND AIRGIRL AND AIRSON AND AIRDAUGHTER WHO AGAIN DEFEATED THE ANTI-AIRBOY AND ANTI-AIRGIRL AND ANTI-AIRSON AND ANTI-AIRDAUGHTER WHO AGAIN TRIED TO DESTROY US!"
"TO THE AIRBEASTBOY AND AIRBEASTGIRL AND AIRBEASTSON AND AIRBEASTDAUGHTER WHO AGAIN DEFEATED THE ANTI-AIRBEASTBOY AND ANTI-AIRBEASTGIRL AND ANTI-AIRBEASTSON AND ANTI-AIRBEASTDAUGHTER WHO AGAIN TRIED TO DESTROY US!"
"ALL AIR-MEN AND AIR-WOMEN AND AIR-WIZARDERS AND AIR-WIZARDERESSES AND AIR-WIZARDS AND AIR-WIZARDESSES SHOULD BE CELEBRATING THIS HAPPY, HAPPY DAY!" The air-men and air-women shouted.
"ALL AIR-BEAST-MEN AND AIR-BEAST-WOMEN AND AND AIR-BEASTWIZARDERS AND AIR-BEASTWIZARDERESSES AND AIR-BEASTWIZARDS AND AIR-BEASTWIZARDESSES SHOULD BE CELEBRATING THIS HAPPY, HAPPY DAY!" The air-beast-men and air-beast-women shouted.
"ALL AIR-MEN AND AIR-WOMEN AND AIR-BEAST-MEN AND AIR-BEAST-WOMEN, AND ALL AIR-WIZARDERS AND AIR-WIZARDERESSES AND AIR-WIZARDS AND AIR-WIZARDESSES AND AIR-BEASTWIZARDERS AND AIR-BEASTWIZARDERESSES AND AIR-BEASTWIZARDS AND AIR-BEASTWIZARDESSES SHOULD BE CELEBRATING THE AIRSAVIOURS AND AIRSAVIOURESSES AND AIRSAVERS AND AIRSAVERESSES AND AIRHEROES AND AIRHEROINES AND AIRHEIRS AND AIRHEIRESSES AND AIRHERITORS AND AIRHERITORESSES!" The air-men and air-women and air-beast-men and air-beast-women shouted.
They stopped for some seconds, brought down their air-hands and air-foots and pointed them down, and all shouted in contempt another saying ⸺ a saying which was ever said to shame the Anti-Air and Anti-AirAgents and Anti-AirAgentesses and Anti-AirSacrificators and Anti-AirSacrificatoresses when they were defeated by the Air and its AirAgents and AirAgentesses and AirSaviours and AirSaviouresses.
"NOT TO THE AIR-HUMAN AND AIR-BEAST 'OF ANTI-AIR' AND ANTI-AIRAGENTS AND ANTI-AIRAGENTESSES!"
"NOT TO THE ANTI-AIRDARKER ANTI-AIRLORD AND ANTI-AIRDARKERESS ANTI-AIRLADY!"
"NOT TO THE ANTI-AIRDARKER ANTI-AIRBEASTLORD AND ANTI-AIRDARKERESS ANTI-AIRBEASTLADY!"
"NOT TO THE ANTI-AIRDEMON ANTI-AIRLORD AND ANTI-AIRDEMONESS ANTI-AIRLADY!"
"NOT TO THE ANTI-AIRDEMON ANTI-AIRBEASTLORD AND ANTI-AIRDEMONESS ANTI-AIRBEASTLADY!"
"NOT TO THE ANTI-AIRDARKERER AND ANTI-AIRDARKERERESS!"
"NOT TO THE ANTI-AIRBEASTDARKERER AND ANTI-AIRBEASTDARKERERESS!"
"NOT TO THE ANTI-AIRDEMONER AND ANTI-AIRDEMONERESS!"
"NOT TO THE ANTI-AIRBEASTDEMONER AND ANTI-AIRBEASTDEMONERESS!"
And they all shouted as one another air-spell ⸺ an air-spell which was ever spelled to shame the Anti-Air and Anti-AirAgents and Anti-AirAgentesses and Anti-AirSacrificators and Anti-AirSacrificatoresses when they were defeated by the Air and its AirAgents and AirAgentesses and AirSaviours and AirSaviouresses.
"NON AD ILLES AEROHUMANUO ET AEROBESTIO 'DE ANTI-AERO' ET ANTI-AEROAGENTOS ET ANTI-AEROAGENTAS!"
"NON AD ILLES AEROTENEBRO AEROMONSENIOR ET AEROTENEBRA AEROMADOMINA!"
"NON AD ILLES AEROTENEBRO AEROBESTIOMONSENIOR ET AEROTENEBRA AEROBESTIAMADOMINA!"
"NON AD ILLES AERODAEMONO AEROMONSENIOR ET AERODAEMONA AEROMADOMINA!"
"NON AD ILLES AERODAEMONO AEROBESTIOMONSENIOR ET AERODAEMONA AEROBESTIAMADOMINA!"
"NON AD ILLES AEROTENEBROTOROS ET AEROTENEBROTORAS!"
"NON AD ILLES AERODAEMONOTOROS ET AERODAEMONOTORAS!"
And after the shouting, white-and-black, brilliant sparks and sparkles of spells shot out of their air-hands and air-foots' fingers and toes, and swooped down and disappeared.
They all shouted again another saying.
"NOT TO THE NEW SACRIFICATORS! NOT TO THE NEW SACRIFICATORESSES!"
"NOT TO THE NEW ANTI-AIRSACRIFICATORS! NOT TO THE NEW ANTI-AIRSACRIFICATORESSES!"
"NOT TO THE NEW SACRIFICERS! NOT TO THE NEW SACRIFICERESSES!"
"NOT TO THE NEW ANTI-AIRSACRIFICERS! NOT TO THE NEW ANTI-AIRSACRIFICERESSES!"
"NOT TO THE NEW COWARDS! NOT TO THE NEW COWARDESSES!"
"NOT TO THE NEW ANTI-AIRCOWARDS! NOT TO THE NEW ANTI-AIRCOWARDESSES!"
"NOT TO THE NEW USURPERS! NOT TO THE NEW USURPERESSES!"
"NOT TO THE NEW ANTI-AIRUSURPERS! NOT TO THE NEW ANTI-AIRUSURPERESSES!"
"NOT TO THE NEW USURPATORS! NOT TO THE NEW USURPATORESSES!"
"NOT TO THE NEW ANTI-AIRUSURPATORS! NOT TO THE NEW ANTI-AIRUSURPATORESSES!"
"NOT TO THE NEW ANTI-AIRSON AND ANTI-AIRDAUGHTER WHO TRIED TO SACRIFICE US AGAIN!"
"NOT TO THE NEW ANTI-AIRBEASTSON AND ANTI-AIRBEASTDAUGHTER WHO TRIED TO SACRIFICE US AGAIN!"
"NOT TO THE NEW ANTI-AIRBOY AND ANTI-AIRGIRL WHO TRIED TO SACRIFICE US AGAIN!"
"NOT TO THE NEW ANTI-AIRBEASTBOY AND ANTI-AIRBEASTGIRL WHO TRIED TO SACRIFICE US AGAIN!"
"NOT TO AARRYANTI-AIR OOTTERANTI-AIR OF ANTI-AIR! NOT TO AARRIETANTI-AIR OOTTERANTI-AIR OF ANTI-AIR!"
"NOT TO AARRYBEASTANTI-AIR OOTTERBEASTANTI-AIR OF ANTI-AIR! NOT TO AARRIETBEASTANTI-AIR OOTTERBEASTANTI-AIR OF ANTI-AIR!"
"NOT TO AARRYANTI-AIR OOTTERANTI-AIR OF ANTI-AIR — THE ANTI-AIRBOY WHO LIVED! NOT TO AARRIETANTI-AIR OOTTERANTI-AIR OF ANTI-AIR — THE ANTI-AIRGIRL WHO LIVED!"
"NOT TO AARRYBEASTANTI-AIR OOTTERBEASTANTI-AIR OF ANTI-AIR — THE ANTI-AIRBEASTBOY WHO LIVED! NOT TO AARRIETBEASTANTI-AIR OOTTERBEASTANTI-AIR OF ANTI-AIR — THE ANTI-AIRBEASTGIRL WHO LIVED!"
And with air-hands and air-foots still pointed down, they all shouted another spell.
"NON AD ILLES NOVOS SACRIFICATOROS! NON AD ILLES NOVOS SACRIFICATORAS!"
"NON AD ILLES NOVOS ANTI-AEROSACRIFICATOROS! NON AD ILLES NOVOS ANTI-AEROSACRIFICATORAS!"
"NON AD ILLES NOVOS SACRIFICAROS! NON AD ILLES NOVOS SACRIFICARAS!"
"NON AD ILLES NOVOS ANTI-AEROSACRIFICAROS! NON AD ILLES NOVOS ANTI-AEROSACRIFICARAS!"
"NON AD ILLES NOVOS COUARDOS! NON AD ILLES NOVOS COUARDAS!"
"NON AD ILLES NOVOS ANTI-AEROCOUARDOS! NON AD ILLES NOVOS ANTI-AEROCOUARDAS!"
"NON AD ILLES NOVOS USURPAROS! NON AD ILLES NOVOS USURPARAS!"
"NON AD ILLES NOVOS ANTI-AEROUSURPAROS! NON AD ILLES NOVOS ANTI-AEROUSURPARAS!"
"NON AD ILLES NOVOS USURPATOROS! NON AD ILLES NOVOS USURPATORAS!"
"NON AD ILLES NOVOS ANTI-AEROUSURPATOROS! NON AD ILLES NOVOS ANTI-AEROUSURPATORAS!"
"NON AD ILLE NOVO ANTI-AEROFILIO! NON AD ILLE NOVO ANTI-AEROFILIA!"
"NON AD ILLE NOVO ANTI-AEROBESTIOFILIO! NON AD ILLE NOVO ANTI-AEROBESTIAFILIA!"
"NON AD ILLE NOVO ANTI-AEROPUERO! NON AD ILLE NOVO ANTI-AEROPUERA!"
"NON AD ILLE NOVO ANTI-AEROBESTIOPUERO! NON AD ILLE NOVO ANTI-AEROBESTIAPUERA!"
And after the shouting, the same spell sparks and sparkles shot out of the air-hands and air-foots' fingers and toes, and swooped down and disappeared again.
They all shouted again another saying.
"NOT TO THE ANTI-AIRSACRIFICATORS AND ANTI-AIRSACRIFICATORESSES AND ANTI-AIRSACRIFICERS AND ANTI-AIRSACRIFICERESSES WHO AGAIN WERE STOPPED FROM SACRIFICING US BY THE AIRSAVIOURS AND AIRSAVIOURESSES AND AIRSAVERS AND AIRSAVERESSES WHO AGAIN SAVED US!"
"NOT TO THE ANTI-AIRCOWARDS AND ANTI-AIRCOWARDESSES AND ANTI-AIRUSURPERS AND ANTI-AIRUSURPERESSES AND ANTI-AIRUSURPATORS AND ANTI-AIRUSURPATORESSES WHO WERE STOPPED FROM SACRIFICING US BY THE SAVING OF THE AIRHEROES AND AIRHEROINES AND AIRHEIRS AND AIRHEIRESSES AND AIRHERITORS AND AIRHERITORESSES!"
"NOT TO THE ANTI-AIRBOY AND ANTI-AIRGIRL AND ANTI-AIRSON AND ANTI-AIRDAUGHTER WHO AGAIN TRIED TO DESTROY US AND WHO AGAIN WERE DEFEATED BY THE AIRBOY AND AIRGIRL AND AIRSON AND AIRDAUGHTER!"
"NOT TO THE ANTI-AIRBEASTBOY AND ANTI-AIRBEASTGIRL AND ANTI-AIRBEASTSON AND ANTI-AIRBEASTDAUGHTER WHO AGAIN TRIED TO DESTROY US AND WHO AGAIN WERE DEFEATED BY THE AIRBEASTBOY AND AIRBEASTGIRL AND AIRBEASTSON AND AIRBEASTDAUGHTER!"
"ALL AIR-MEN AND AIR-WOMEN AND AIR-WIZARDERS AND AIR-WIZARDERESSES AND AIR-WIZARDS AND AIR-WIZARDESSES SHOULD BE CELEBRATING THIS HAPPY, HAPPY DAY!" The air-men and air-women jubilated.
"ALL AIR-BEAST-MEN AND AIR-BEAST-WOMEN AND AND AIR-BEASTWIZARDERS AND AIR-BEASTWIZARDERESSES AND AIR-BEASTWIZARDS AND AIR-BEASTWIZARDESSES SHOULD BE CELEBRATING THIS HAPPY, HAPPY DAY!" The air-beast-men and air-beast-women jubilated.
"ALL AIR-MEN AND AIR-WOMEN AND AIR-BEAST-MEN AND AIR-BEAST-WOMEN, AND ALL AIR-WIZARDERS AND AIR-WIZARDERESSES AND AIR-WIZARDS AND AIR-WIZARDESSES AND AIR-BEASTWIZARDERS AND AIR-BEASTWIZARDERESSES AND AIR-BEASTWIZARDS AND AIR-BEASTWIZARDESSES SHOULD BE CELEBRATING THE AIRSAVIOURS AND AIRSAVIOURESSES AND AIRSAVERS AND AIRSAVERESSES AND AIRHEROES AND AIRHEROINES AND AIRHEIRS AND AIRHEIRESSES AND AIRHERITORS AND AIRHERITORESSES, AND NOT BE CELEBRATING THE ANTI-AIRSACRIFICATORS AND ANTI-AIRSACRIFICATORESSES AND ANTI-AIRSACRIFICERS AND ANTI-AIRSACRIFICERESSES AND ANTI-AIRCOWARDS AND ANTI-AIRCOWARDESSES AND ANTI-AIRUSURPERS AND ANTI-AIRUSURPERESSES AND ANTI-AIRUSURPATORS AND ANTI-AIRUSURPATORESSES!" They air-men and air-women and air-beast-men and air-beast-women all rejoiced.
And so on, and on it went on that evening in all Airia and AirLandia and AirWorldia and its AirBeastia and AirBeastLandia and AirBeastWorldia till the next day, and the day that followed, and days that followed after that for that whole week, and some time after again.