Jang Si-won did not plan on getting wrecked behind the industrial oat milk shelf at Brewmates™.
He had other plans. They involved glitter, brand strategy, mild public pheromone manipulation, and maybe a post-campaign cuddle. But they did not, at any point, include the words "accidental public semi-bonding" or "storage closet scent-lock with a virgin Alpha and four cases of biodegradable boba straws."
And yet, it absolutley happened.
Min-jae was in the corner of the café, headphones in, hoodie sleeves pulled over his hands, and three browser tabs open on "how to make your backend not suck." His laptop sat propped on a milk crate. A half-finished Cinnamon Americano steamed quietly beside it. The café buzzed around him, but he had fully entered tech tunnel vision. His fingers were flying. His code was compiling. His emotional state was stable.
Which was exactly when Si-won decided to ruin it all.
There was a loud gasp from behind the counter, followed by an exaggerated, "NOOOO, NOT THE FOAM."
Min-jae blinked. Looked up.
And saw Jang Si-won, soaked in Omega Latte, shirt clinging to his chest like a scandalous revenge plot. Glitter foam slid slowly down his mesh sleeves. His nipples were absolutely visible. The influencer at the front table gasped audibly. Someone else dropped a spoon.
Min-jae's brain short-circuited. He closed his laptop without saving. Stood up too fast. Nearly spilled his drink. Then bolted toward the mess like his life depended on it.
"I'm fine," Si-won announced, dramatically clutching the edges of his apron. "But I need a new shirt. Immediately. This is workplace harassment."
"You did that to yourself," Hyun, cafe manager, muttered.
"Details. Min-jae, come with me. I need a witness in case I die tragically in the supply closet."
"What?"
But Si-won was already gliding toward the back, glitter foam sparkling under the café lights. Min-jae, helpless as ever, followed with his hoodie flapping and heart rate rising.
The supply closet was not prepared for this. Neither was Min-jae. Si-won yanked the door shut behind them with the flair of someone entering a confessional booth. He turned, posed in the half-dark, and yanked off his apron like it had insulted his ancestors.
"Okay," he said. "This is a code red desperate omega emergency."
Min-jae opened his mouth. Nothing came out.
"Look at me. I'm sticky. I smell like strawberries and shame."
"You... you smell like you."
"That's the problem."
Si-won began peeling off his soaked shirt, revealing glitter-speckled skin and the absolute absence of a bra. Min-jae spun around so fast he almost knocked over the mop.
"You don't have to strip in front of me," he said.
"It's fine," Si-won chirped. "You're practically a virgin. This doesn't even count."
Min-jae wheezed.
Si-won laughed. Then groaned. Then made the mistake of reaching for the backup apron on the top shelf. He stretched. His hips shifted. And his pheromones spiked. Strawberry milk, thick and creamy, rolled through the closet in a wave. Min-jae's cinnamon coding sparked like a fuse. He backed into the wall. The mop bucket rattled ominously.
"Your pheromones," Min-jae gasped. "They're..."
"Strong?" Si-won said innocently. "Oops."
It was not an oops. It was war. One step. Then two. And suddenly Si-won was in his face.
"You're not gonna freak out on me again, right?" he asked. "Because I swear, the last time your eye twitched like that, you almost cried."
"I didn't cry."
"You coded in all caps for three hours in class."
Min-jae tried to move away. Failed. Because Si-won was climbing into his lap.
"Sunbae..."
"Shut up. You owe me a clean hoodie."
"That doesn't require touching my thighs."
"Sure it does. I'm conserving space."
Si-won draped himself across Min-jae like a slutty space heater. The zipper of his pants pressed directly against Min-jae's hips. Pheromones swirled dangerously between them, cinnamon and milk fighting for dominance.
Min-jae whimpered.
Then Si-won ground down once, testing the angle. And Min-jae whined. That was the sound that did it. The one that made Si-won go still.
"Wait a second," Si-won said, lifting one glitter-covered eyebrow. "You're actually hard?"
"No."
"You are."
"I'm not."
"You absolutely are."
Si-won rolled his hips again. Min-jae let out a noise like a small dying animal.
"Holy shit," Si-won whispered. "You're feral."
"Sunbae, please."
"Begging now? Hot."
Then he dropped to his knees.
It was messy from the beginning.
Si-won, already sticky with foam, grabbed the waistband of Min-jae's pants and tugged. The zipper fought him. The mop bucket tried to tip over. The shelf above his head rattled like judgment.
"I can't believe I'm doing this in a coffee closet," Si-won muttered. "This is my legacy."
"Don't," Min-jae said.
"Don't what?"
"Don't do this."
Si-won gave him a flat look. "You're literally leaking through your boxers."
Min-jae covered his face. Si-won tugged his pants lower.
"You're gonna owe me a drink after this," Si-won said, then leaned forward.
The first lick made Min-jae twitch. The second made him jerk. And the third made him grab Si-won's shoulder like he was about to be electrocuted.
"You've done this before," Min-jae gasped.
"Duh," Si-won said around him.
Then took him deeper. It was quick, frantic, and slightly horrifying. Si-won gagged once, then groaned, spit dribbling down his chin. His fingers dug into Min-jae's thighs. He was loud. Wet. Vicious.
Min-jae had never had a blowjob. He had no idea it would feel like this. Like falling. Like drowning. Like climaxing before he could say "thank you."
And then, it was over. Si-won pulled off, wiped his mouth on the spare apron, and stood.
"You're welcome," he said.
Min-jae sagged against the wall. The door opened.
"WHAT IN THE ACTUAL FUCK?!"
Nari. Holding matcha. Mouth open. Eyes wide.
Si-won didn't flinch. He turned toward her like he was accepting an award. Shirtless. Knees glittery. Lip gloss smeared. Min-jae scrambled to zip up.
Nari pointed at them, face red. "You...his...your mouth...oh my god, Min-jae I trusted you."
"It wasn't..." Min-jae started, voice a mess.
"It absolutely was," Si-won chirped. "And he was excellent."
"OH MY GOD."
Nari dropped the matcha tub. It hit the floor and exploded into a green mushroom cloud of shame.
"Are you kidding me?" she screamed. "In the closet? During peak hours? Next to the mop?"
"I sanitized the mop," Si-won offered helpfully.
Nari's soul briefly left her body. Min-jae sat down in the foam tray, looking like he wanted to dissolve.
"You," Nari said, pointing at Si-won. "You're banned from the group chat for twenty-four hours."
"You can't ban me," Si-won said. "I made the group chat. I'm the admin."
"Then ban yourself!"
Si-won winked. "I'll take that under advisement."
Nari looked like she was going to pass out. Then she took out her phone. Min-jae panicked.
"Don't post anything."
"Oh, I'm not posting. I'm archiving."
"Nari..."
"I'm starting a folder called 'sunbae sins.' It will have subfolders. Color-coded."
Si-won turned to Min-jae. "She's obsessed with me."
"I'm traumatized," Nari shrieked.
Si-won licked foam off his own thumb and strutted past her. "You're welcome."
Min-jae followed, still fumbling with his zipper. A foam packet stuck to his elbow. He tripped on a spoon.
The entire café stared at them.
Hyun paused mid-pour, then gave them a double thumbs-up.
Yuri whispered, "Do we call this #CinnaMouth?"
Min-jae collapsed behind the counter. Si-won leaned against the bar like he hadn't just performed a public act of pheromonal terrorism.
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