Michael sat in his office at the Barnsley FC training complex, feeling exhausted.
His phone had been vibrating non-stop for three hours.
Sky Sports News was playing on the television mounted on his wall, and the presenters were completely losing their minds.
The headline flashing in bright yellow at the bottom of the screen was simple but devastating:
BREAKING: ARDA GÜLER SIGNS FOR BARNSLEY FC IN SHOCK £85M DEAL!
Michael smiled. He felt a deep, overwhelming sense of pride. He had done the impossible. He had traveled to the mighty Real Madrid and stolen their golden boy. The transfer had sent shockwaves through the entire footballing world.
Suddenly, his private mobile phone chimed with a unique ringtone. It was a WhatsApp message.
Michael picked it up. He was very surprised to see an unknown number with a Spanish country code.
[Unknown Number]: Arda Güler to Yorkshire... You are either completely crazy, Michael, or you are a terrifying genius~
