"More than anything, I need to find another Divine Artifact..."
Putting away the beer bottle, Yato looked full of woes and sorrows.
Beep beep beep beep—
Just then, a monotonous ringtone sounded, and he jerked up from the chair almost reflexively, swiftly grabbing his phone and answering: "Hello! Thank you for choosing this god. I am the fast, cheap, and reliable outsourcing god, Yato. Do you have a wish?"
"..."
"..."
There was silence on the other end, not knowing if it was because they hadn't digested it yet or were stunned by the introduction.
However, Yato wasn't worried about this, as he had seen such scenarios many times. Even if the other side felt bewildered or thought it was a novel setting, murmuring about the fierce competition in outsourcing services, they would ultimately not bicker with him and decide to choose him.
Because he is cheap enough, no matter the kind of commission, it only costs five yen each time, which is an unthinkable price.
