Village Chief Miao: "That's right. Tomorrow morning, you assemble everyone and get that yellow-haired Xu girl out of our village quickly. The village needs to gather funds to order a new batch of fertilizers. We can't delay making money."
Miao Zhong: "But uncle, the village is getting worse. Even the water is toxic. People might get sick. What will we do in the future?"
Village Chief Miao: "Are you stupid? With all this money in hand, we can move to the city! Why stay as village chief? The money from these cheap fertilizers is enough for my retirement!"
"I have a relative running a private clinic in the county. Once I introduce the village idiots to their doctors, we'll make more money."
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Just this big chunk of dialogue was explosive enough, not to mention Master Wu counting money in his house while bragging to his wife on the phone about how feudal and superstitious the village is—it's really easy to make money off fools.
