EP 4. MILF Collector
[MILF Collector – Tutorial Quest Complete.]
A pink background with a white "M" written on the app logo.
A notification from an app I had never even seen before, let alone installed.
'First the world ends as soon as I'm free, and now even my phone gets hacked. And the name is MILF Collector? Is this some kind of adult game?'
As any Korean used to leaking personal information as easily as breathing would, that thought naturally crossed my mind. I tapped the notification absentmindedly.
In a world where personal information or even bank account balances no longer matter, there was nothing to lose by tapping what was obviously a hacking app's notification.
Or maybe it's more accurate to say there was nothing left to lose.
'Who knows? Maybe this is one of those "cheat apps" you only see in games or novels?'
Anyway, after tapping the notification and unlocking the phone, the words "MILF Collector" appeared in the center of a white background.
After a moment, a "Loading…" message appeared, then, just like the logo, the background turned pink and a window popped up.
[Congratulations! You have completed the tutorial quest "Survive the First Day of the Apocalypse."]
[As a reward, the "Shelter" feature has been unlocked, you have received 20 MP (MILF Points), and the skill "Weapon Mastery (Lv.1)."]
"What is this…"
The text looked just like a game system, and I blurted out my confusion out loud.
But the app, as if it didn't care about my state, started operating on its own.
[Based on your proficiency, we will now explain the rewards you have received and provide a brief guide to the features.]
[MP – Short for MILF Point, the in-app currency. MP can be used to purchase and upgrade various features, items, and skills.]
[Shelter – One of the features supported by MILF Collector, it allows you to upgrade your base. This includes strengthening defenses, resource supply (water, electricity, etc.), and convenience facilities.]
[Weapon Mastery (Lv.1) – A passive skill that increases your weapon proficiency by 20%, and grants an additional 20% proficiency gain when using weapons.]
After the guidance, the app continued listing new information at exactly the pace I was reading.
A little later.
After the explanation of the rewards from the tutorial quest ended, the app started introducing its main functions.
[Stats – Displays your personal health, abilities, and skills.]
[Shop – You can purchase various items and skills using MP.]
[Quests – Check current and completed quests.]
[Scanning (Lv.0) – Scans your surroundings for lifeforms and objects, providing location information. Scan range increases with level. (Currently locked. Requires 50 MP to unlock.)]
[The MILF Collector app was created for the survival of you and MILFs.]
I spent about five minutes checking and rechecking the endless windows that appeared.
After the explanations for "Scanning" and the app's purpose, the guidance finally ended and the app's main screen appeared.
But the cartoon-style character in the center of the screen looked strangely familiar.
The character had a short haircut, like someone just discharged from the military, and a face that looked just like mine.
And most tellingly, he was wearing the same gray T-shirt, black shorts, and even the "magazine armor" on his arms and legs that I was wearing now.
Seeing a character that looked exactly like me, my doubts started to shift.
'Maybe this isn't a scam…? Could it be? Am I the owner of a cheat app?'
Next, among the various buttons at the top and bottom of the screen, I tapped "Stats" with my finger.
A window popped up and text quickly appeared.
[Stats]
Name: Kim Minwoo
Gender: Male
Age: 22
Height/Weight: 191cm / 89kg
Health Status: Good
Penis Length (flaccid/erect): 12cm / 21cm
Penis Girth (flaccid/erect): 11.2cm / 14.4cm
Skills: Cool Judgment (Passive), Fear Immunity (Passive), Weapon Mastery (Lv.1) (Passive)
MP: 20
Weapon Proficiency: Blunt (24), Handgun (33), Rifle (31)
The moment I saw my penis size displayed on the screen, I became convinced that this "MILF Collector" app was real.
Even if I didn't know about the other information, the numbers for my penis were a top secret that had never been leaked.
In other words, this app contained some kind of "power" that went beyond my imagination.
Maybe even technology more advanced than humanity's.
'But now that I think about it, it's kind of weird… Why does my penis size have to be so detailed in my stats?'
…
After reading the explanations for "Cool Judgment" and "Fear Immunity" and realizing the reason for the strange feelings I'd had since lunch, I immediately checked out the other functions of the app.
The shop window was filled with endless products, from basic food and daily necessities to various skills.
When I found the phrase, "Unused purchased items can be refunded," in one corner, I decided to test the app's authenticity one last time.
'It's already been proven somewhat in the stats, but seeing it with my own eyes is different.'
So I picked a familiar drink from the product list in the shop.
[C○○Cola – 1MP]
The moment the screen showed that 1MP had been deducted, I felt a cold, heavy sensation in my left hand.
Looking down, I saw a cold can in my hand, with condensation already forming on the surface.
'Holy… it's real.'
For a moment, my mind was filled with both the question of how this cola had appeared in my hand and the certainty that the app was real.
This time, I pressed the "refund" button.
Just like before, the can disappeared from my left hand without a trace, and the MP displayed in the shop returned to 20.
It was the moment I realized I had become the owner of a cheat-level app in the apocalypse.
…
After confirming the app's incredible functions and authenticity, my heart began to pound as I tapped the "Shelter" button next to the "Shop."
The floor plan of my house appeared on the screen, with various functions listed below.
[Shelter]
Entrance Reinforcement (Lv.0): Entrance strength increases by 0%. (Lv.1) – 25%, requires 10MP.
Electricity Supply (Lv.0): Electricity supplied to the base for a set time. (Lv.1) – 30 minutes, 10MP required.
Water Supply (Lv.0): Clean water supplied to the base for a set time. (Lv.1) – 30 minutes, 10MP required.
Heating and Gas Supply (Lv.0): Heating and gas supplied to the base for a set time. (Lv.1) – 30 minutes, 10MP required.
Fence Construction (Lv.0): Builds a fence on the ground where the base is located. (Lv.1) – Wooden fence (2m high), 100MP required.
⚠︎ Each function can be extracted for 10–30MP and applied to other bases in the future.
'Water! Electricity!'
With the 20MP I had, I could secure water and electricity, which could go out at any time.
My eyes widened as I stared at my phone, and my heart began to race.
If these two were taken care of, I could easily survive a month with the food I had.
'That takes care of the most urgent problems for now.'
Relieved that I'd solved my top priorities, a red "Q" appeared and flashed in the upper right corner of the screen.
As it flashed for the third time, a new window popped up.
[New Quest: The First MILF (1)]
Having survived the first day of the apocalypse, it's time to begin your journey to claim your first MILF.
Fortunately, a perfect MILF in the top 1% is right beside you.
Fulfill the given conditions and receive your reward.
Kiss Lee Hyeyeon's lips at least twice while she is sleeping. (0/2)
Reward: 10MP
⚠︎ This quest is a continuous quest to support your early growth.
⚠︎ If you fail to complete the quest before sunrise, the entire quest chain may be canceled.
…
It had already been ten minutes since the "New Quest" appeared on my phone.
'Is this really okay?...'
I knew this mysterious app called "MILF Collector" was like a lifeline for me, but the quest it gave was extremely difficult to carry out.
Thanks to Aunt Hyeyeon, I'd become a "MILF lover" since puberty.
I'd already taken her countless times in my imagination, but actually doing something to her in real life was a completely different story.
What if she caught me trying to complete the quest?
What would she do if she found her friend's son doing something indecent to her while she slept?
With over a 90% chance, I imagined a future where she looked at me with contempt, maybe even disgust.
'Minwoo, how could you… you pervert…'
Aunt Hyeyeon, who had always treated me with kindness and affection.
Just imagining her glaring at me with eyes full of contempt and disgust made my chest ache and filled me with deep gloom.
Caution!
There is no penalty for leaking information about this app to others.
However, be careful, as you may be attacked by others who covet the app.
– From the caution notice at the bottom of the "MILF Collector" app.