" I've been watching you for the past 3 days all you do is eat and sleep!" Sage snapped in annoyance.
" Yeah, it's my lifestyle, what about it?" Greg says,reading his comic book paying only enough attention to respond.
"Well, you need to repay your debt to us and you seem to be doing nothing about it." Sage questioned pressing her temples in frustartion.
"No, no, its going great," Greg replied turning a page without even looking up
"And who exactly is paying you to rot in bed all day?" Sage demanded, her gaze narrowing . One wrong answer and she might sallow him whole.
Greg looked up nervously, " none of your business" he slowly rose from his slouched position just it seemed he might slip away a cold hand stopped him dead. Trembling he turned to find Sage looming over him. The way Sage's glared at him now made his stomach flip—like she was already figuring out which spices would go best with him. Just then Lucky interrupted, " we could have him try out for interviews."
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Greg reluctantly walked to the interview think all the things he could do instead, buffet over all the free samples at Costco, reread all the comics at the library, hoard the swigs at the children's play ground. Well its better than being rotisserie He convinced himself .Once he reached the destination sat, cursing himself for attending this ordeal. He entered into the the interviewer's office upon being called on.
" Hello, Greg is it?" The interviewer Greeted," Yeah that's me," Greg said slumped on the rotating chair.
" So, can you tell me about your past work experience?" He queried.
"I have never had a job " Greg replied twirling in his chair.
" Huh," the recruiter let out."alright then, what about your credentials ?" He asked.
" nope, don't got none of those," Greg responed in a "anything else" sense.
" So, Why should we hire you?" the interviewer asked as a last hope for the duck."
I don't know bruh," Greg replied puting his hands in his pockets and walking off.
X---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------x" So how'd the interview go," Lucky asks as Greg entered the house.
" oh, um, they thought that hiring me would let my talents go to waste so they let me go," the duck flaunts
" Really," Sage snaps in sarcasm "well the recruiter just called and scolded me for signing you up and wasting his time"