Chapter 1 - Chapter 0: Prologue

Today, I came home from an extremely exhausting day of work. "God I hate my job" I said, "Nothing but 4 hour yap sessions and a bunch of impossible assignments my manager has me doing that are due by the end of the week". "And even worse ROD WAVES STILL MAKING MUSIC", I yelled. I turned on my TV and watched Dragon ball on crunchyroll. "Man I wish I was in dragon ball, " I said, "with all my knowledge I would just take over the entire multiverse and do whatever I want". Almost on cue, my wifi cable started making a loud buzzing sound and I jumped out of my couch in fear. "What the hell is ha- BOOOM. In reincarnation fics I've read they always say the process is painful but this felt like nothing, it was like waking up from a dream somewhere you have never been. I couldn't see nor feel, but I could hear a mechanical voice beginning to speak. "Welcome lucky meatbag you have been chosen to reincarnate into the dragon ball world. You can customize what dragon ball continuity you would like to be reincarnated in," the system uttered. "OH this will be INTERESTING" I said. "The dragon ball movies could provide me more motivation to get stronger and provide stronger opponents to overcome, and dragon ball gt is essential cuz I love super saiyan 4. By that logic, I should follow the anime timeline to upscale myself and everyone else. I might as well put super and daima in as well to maximize how strong I can get. I'll do the forms from dragon ball super heroes too and fighters Z as well because 21 is bad as hell. I could make it to where dragon ball doesn't start till I turn 16 and make it to where bulma and chi chi are both my age Yeah and then I can- "You have reached the limit to how much you can add to this canon" the system chimed. "Oh well whatever", I said "That's all I want system" "OK, you will take the place of Son Goku as another low class saiyan born from a different family" the system chimed" "Good luck traveler, oh and one more thing, you can chose one ability to have in your journey. Hmmm. Infinite power would be boring. I said thinking. Oooh I got one! I exclaimed resolute. I want the ability to charm any woman with a touch and any kids I have with them will follow my every command". As you wish. The moment the system said that I vanished from that realm. "Ah hell nah hehehe, watch out dragon ball multiverse, the worst thing that could happen just happened. I said laughing manically.