Pamela looked over at the towering Midnight Rose still looming behind her in the wreckage of the carnival tent. The huge black-and-green petals rippled faintly, like it was waiting for more commands. She gestured casually toward the charred bodies of Joker's henchmen that Barbara had electrocuted. "Dear, why don't you eat up the rest of those minions Barbara fried? Might as well squeeze some vitality out of this mess. We can't kill the Joker, but we can kill his henchmen."
The Midnight Rose slithered forward across the cracked floorboards, its petals sliding over the ground like the skin of a serpent. Its shadow fell across the bodies as it opened its jagged mouth and began devouring them one by one. Bones cracked softly beneath its folds. When it was done, the massive bloom shuddered and rapidly shrank, curling in on itself before tightening into a smooth spiral and attaching itself back onto Pamela's wrist bracelet. The black petals settled like a living charm.
Pamela exhaled, her tone relaxed. "Ah… that was a fine meal. And the best kind—free."
Harley, standing off to the side, crossed her arms and glared, her face bright red. "Well, I've successfully made Joker jealous… but did you really have to pinch my ass so much, Pamela?"
Pamela turned slightly, her tone unbothered. "You know you loved it. These hands can perform all kinds of magic… just ask Barbara."
Barbara's cheeks flushed red. "It's true," she admitted quietly.
Behind them, Joker's body twitched on the floor, faint wisps of smoke curling up from his scorched coat. Pamela gave him a fleeting glance before gesturing toward the exit. "Let's get out of here."
The three women left the smoldering tent and climbed into their inconspicuous four-door getaway car, the Unicorn. The vehicle's dull paint job and mismatched panels made it look too pathetic to ever be suspicious. Pamela started the engine, and the Unicorn hummed quietly as they pulled out of the carnival grounds.
As they rolled down the cracked road, Harley leaned back in her seat and said, "You know… I think I might be a bit of a pyro."
Pamela shot her a sidelong glance. "Why?"
Harley twirled a lighter between her fingers. "Because I just threw a lighter into that old circus tent. It's such an eyesore—I figured we might as well burn it to the ground."
Barbara turned in her seat, watching the faint orange glow growing behind them in the rearview mirror. "You're a bit of a firebug, aren't you?"
Pamela waved one hand casually. "Please, Barbara—it's pronounced fire clown."
Harley's face lit up. "You really are growing on me, Pamela. You understand me just right."
Pamela cast a brief, amused glance toward Barbara. "Hear that? I'm the perfect woman. Even Harley's falling for me—because I recognize what kind of clown she is when she needs me to. Unlike certain fricassee clowns."
Barbara laughed quietly. "Yeah, but I'm sure we haven't heard the last of the Joker. He might actually try to pay for some real henchmen next time."
Pamela scoffed, eyes still on the road. "I doubt he could even afford them."
Harley shrugged. "We'll see. But if he does come looking for trouble with Midnight Industries or Midnight Mayhem, we'll deal him a crushing blow."
Pamela's tone darkened, low and certain. "I'll crush more than just his ego next time."
Harley burst out laughing, the sound bright and unrestrained. "Hanging out with you two is so fun."
Pamela tilted her head slightly, her gaze softening just enough to be teasing. "Do you want to hang out with me tonight?"
Harley froze, her face instantly flushing red. "Maybe…" she muttered. Then, almost too softly to hear, she whispered, "…Yes."
Barbara twisted in the passenger seat, eyes wide. "What did you just say? Oh my God—did you actually agree to a one-night stand with Pamela?"
Harley covered her face with her hands. "I guess I did. But I'm a little scared… I've never been intimate with another woman before."
Barbara's lips curled into a wicked grin. "Harley, you're in for your just desserts tonight."
Pamela laughed as she turned the wheel, guiding the Unicorn down the long stretch of road leading back toward their lair. "Just desserts, get it? I'm treating you to dessert… and then we're hitting the hay."
Harley's face turned crimson. She flailed for a second in embarrassment before snapping her fingers. A red clown nose suddenly appeared on Pamela's face, fitting perfectly.
Pamela blinked once, reached up, and gave it a quick squeeze. Honk!
The sound echoed in the car. Barbara started laughing so hard she had to hold her stomach. Pamela promptly rolled down the driver's side window and flicked the nose into the street.
She turned back toward Harley, her expression mock-serious. "Do I have to worry about you spontaneously creating clown stuff during our nighttime session?"
Harley waved both hands frantically. "No, Pam! I'll control myself. I promise."
Pamela's voice dropped slightly, smooth and teasing. "Good… because I'm not sure I can control myself, Harley. I'm very much looking forward to our activities tonight."
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