Night covered Stuttgart, neon lights flickered on the streets, carrying a hint of stark silence. On the rooftop of a tall building opposite the museum, Blonsky and Dominic sat on the ground, their hands and mouths full of various snacks, treating the place like a buffet.
Blonsky bit into a huge chocolate chip cookie, clutching a bag of spicy potato chips in his other hand, occasionally popping a sour candy into his mouth. He turned his head suspiciously, looking at the confident Dominic, and couldn't help but ask, "Dominic, that god you mentioned... will he really appear here?"
Dominic held a can of high-energy drink in one hand, while the other was busy tearing open a bag of spicy dried fish. With a hint of disdain in his eyes, he casually glanced at Blonsky: "Of course, Blonsky, when have I ever talked nonsense?" Saying that, he took a hearty bite of half a piece of beef jerky, chewing it with gusto. "Don't worry, that guy will pop out sooner or later. But we're not here to wait for him to perform some 'godly arrival'. As soon as he shows up, we'll give him a 'special welcome gift'."
Blonsky tilted his head, asking with a face full of confusion, "Special welcome gift? What does that mean?"
Dominic's lips curved into a mischievous smile, putting on an "you know what I mean" expression. He swallowed his snacks, his tone carrying a devil-may-care attitude: "Blonsky, let me tell you, so-called gods are just 'chuunibyou patients' with their own background music. As soon as he appears, we'll go up and give him a genuine 'human-style' welcome, let him feel the 'enthusiasm' of this era first!"
Blonsky listened while chewing on a spicy strip, his eyes wide: "What? Dominic, you're not thinking of... just beating him up, are you?"
Dominic shrugged, pretending to take a thoughtful sip of his energy drink, and said lightly, "Beat him up? Of course, it's more than just beating him up. I plan to save him some face, after all, we are civilized people." He suddenly made a gesture with his finger, "As soon as he shows his face, we'll surround him and give him a comprehensive 'godly examination', see how well he understands modern technology, and while we're at it, 'consult' him on his views on human development."
Blonsky grinned, a hint of curiosity in his voice: "Dominic, the examination you mentioned wouldn't be..."
Dominic winked at him, lowering his voice mysteriously: "Of course, it's to have him introduce himself and see how high this 'god's' self-awareness is. Also, ask him which clothing store he bought this bizarre outfit from, and if he thinks gold paired with a green robe is particularly in line with Earth's fashion trends."
Blonsky couldn't help but burst out laughing. He hugged a bag of potato chips, eating and stifling his laughter: "Dominic, this is an 'alien visitor'. What if he gets angry and embarrassed?"
Dominic shrugged, saying with a nonchalant expression, "Whether he gets angry or not, when you meet the big boss of Earth, you have to be well-behaved. What's more, I've prepared a 'special grand gift' for him."
"Special grand gift'? It couldn't be..." Blonsky's eyes lit up, seeming to guess something.
"Exactly. As soon as he makes his appearance, I'll immediately take a big group photo with my phone and post it online, letting everyone see that this so-called 'god' is just a 'flashy' guy with a clownish vibe. Put his face online and let him explain himself." Dominic said, taking out his phone and lightly patting the back of his hand. "Maybe it'll even attract hundreds of thousands of likes."
Blonsky couldn't help but laugh, while also looking forward to the scene: "It's really exciting to think about, Dominic. When you post it, you should @ the 'Association of Gods' or something, let them have their eyes opened!"
As the two were chatting excitedly, they suddenly saw a faint blue light appear in front of the museum entrance. They put down the snacks in their hands and widened their eyes, watching the light grow stronger. Then, a cloaked figure gradually appeared.
Dominic excitedly clenched his fist, lightly patted Blonsky's shoulder, and lowered his voice: "Oh my god, the main event is finally here. Get ready, Blonsky, we're going to give this 'god' an unforgettable 'Earth welcome party'!"
Loki's figure gradually became clear. He struck a meticulous pose in front of the museum entrance, holding his scepter, his gaze sharp, as if everything on Earth should bow to him. He wore a dark green cloak, his expression exuding confidence, as if the land was trembling at his arrival.
Dominic and Blonsky huddled on the rooftop of the opposite building, still holding half a bag of popcorn, staring intently at Loki. Blonsky bit into a piece of popcorn, glanced at Dominic with slight suspicion, and whispered, "Dominic, isn't this guy a bit too confident?"
Dominic lowered his voice, a playful smile on his lips: "Blonsky, how many guys claiming to be gods have you seen? These self-satisfied guys always feel like the entire Earth has to revolve around them. Look at his current demeanor, it's no different from those politicians who claim to be invincible. It's like... well, that recent 'Heaven-sent President'."
Blonsky let out a chuckle, quickly covering his mouth with his hand: "You mean... Trump? Dominic, you don't actually think this 'god' would also want to get a running mate and hold a 'godly election' or something, do you?"
Dominic nodded seriously, his tone carrying an irresistible "flavor of truth": "Exactly! Who knows, maybe he's already planning to establish the 'Kingdom of Gods' and hold a two-candidate election. Maybe his running mate will even be named Harris." He added with an exaggerated laugh, "Why don't we come up with a campaign slogan for him first? 'Vote for Loki, Heaven-sent God, the Nation Prosperous and the People Safe'?"
Blonsky was so amused he couldn't help but shake his shoulders and laugh out loud: "Dominic, I just love your joke-teller style. Speaking of which, we really do need to give him a 'Earth-style' welcome."
Just as the two were stifling their laughter and watching the show, Loki finally began his "godly speech". He raised the scepter in his hand high, and the top of the scepter shone with dazzling yellow light, illuminating the square in front of the museum entrance. His voice was low and arrogant, echoing in the night: "I am Loki, Son of God! All you mortals shall bow before my power!"
Instantly, a group of people knelt before Loki.
Seeing Loki's "savior-like" confidence, Dominic couldn't help but sigh. He shrugged towards Blonsky and made a "just you wait" expression. He lightly patted Blonsky's shoulder: "Alright, get your applause ready. As soon as he shouts 'I am a god' again, I'll immediately stand up and give him a loud round of applause, shouting at him, 'Heaven-sent President, are you still missing a running mate?'"
Blonsky stifled his laughter and secretly peeked at Loki's expression—that guy was standing under the scepter's light, wearing a transcendent look, seemingly truly believing he was a heaven-sent god, enjoying his "glorious moment of taking over Earth".
Just as Loki was loudly proclaiming his godly identity, Dominic's voice suddenly rang out in the square. He applauded and cheered without reservation: "Excellent! 'Heaven-sent President' Loki! Are you still planning to find a running mate and hold a godly election?"
Hearing the voice, Loki's face instantly turned ashen. Inwardly, he couldn't help but curse: That Dominic! That guy who specializes in ruining my plans! Anger flashed in his eyes, and he wished he could throw the scepter over immediately. But in this situation, he had to suppress his anger and try to maintain his "godly" dignity.
He coldly glared in Dominic's direction, gritting his teeth and saying, "Mortal, my dignity is not to be challenged! Kneel, and submit to me, or else—"
Dominic, however, didn't take him seriously at all. He waved his hand relaxedly, smiling even brighter: "Oh dear, President Loki, don't get so worked up! Don't forget, our Earth has free elections. Whether people vote depends on whether you have the true ability of a 'god'. Don't just stand there shouting, do something practical!"
Blonsky clutched his stomach, almost collapsing with laughter. He winked at Dominic and whispered, "Dominic, it looks like he really intends for us to be his little followers."
Loki's face was ashen, his hands gripping the scepter. He cursed Dominic under his breath, clearly angered by the teasing to the point of losing his composure.
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