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Chapter 24 - 024 – Asuna Yuuki Possesses Qualities of Perfect Housewife

After saying this, before Asagiri Utsunomiya could speak, Asuna Yuuki seemed to have already anticipated it and sighed slightly.

She said, "Ah, I know, I know, you must have already searched and found out about this information, right?"

"Yes." Asagiri Utsunomiya replied with a nod first, then suddenly said righteously. "Yuuki, I am training your ability as a Player to independently analyze information. This is all for your growth, the painstaking effort I, the Monarch, have put in!"

"He actually calls himself 'the Monarch'... Are you playing pretend as a kind of ruler?" Asuna Yuuki complained first, then tucked her long hair behind her ear and murmured, "However, according to the information I found online, the truth in that game is actually about experimenting on mental patients, and the final enemy is a cutting-edge nanotech robot. It's not a horror game with spirits or ghosts, and... there's also no caregiver with a bloody face, nearly three meters tall. It seems the dungeon arranged by the Survival Game, although similar to this game in reality, isn't a complete one-to-one replica."

"Yes, so not being overly clever, thinking you have all the information and losing caution, is also a necessary quality for a Player." Asagiri Utsunomiya commended with a nod of affirmation.

"Oh right... that..." As Asuna Yuuki said first, her hands on her legs couldn't help but clench slightly; then she plucked up the courage to say the following words: "That app with the eye icon doesn't seem to have a function to send messages to other Players..."

"Yeah, it's too inconvenient." Asagiri Utsunomiya replied with a nod.

Asuna Yuuki paused for a moment first, then coughed lightly twice, hinting something. She ultimately asked, "Um... have you heard of LINE?"

"I know about it." Asagiri Utsunomiya answered first, then said frankly, "That day, there were a few girls from our grade who came to ask for my contact information during lunch break."

"Then why didn't you give it? Were they not good-looking?"

"That's not it. They were indeed quite pretty, but..." Asagiri Utsunomiya said up to this point first, then became serious suddenly and said righteously, "As a Player, how could I use my phone in front of others? What if the other person is also a Player and sees the eye icon app on my phone home screen? I just cruelly refused them directly at that time!"

Hearing this, Asuna Yuuki nodded in sudden realization, but then suddenly reacted. She said, "Huh, that's not right, is it? Couldn't you just give them your email or phone number?"

Asagiri Utsunomiya shook his head and pointed to his head, saying, "I have a bad memory. I can't remember my email address or phone number at all."

Asuna Yuuki was silent for a few seconds, then looked directly at Asagiri Utsunomiya's face and spoke slowly: "That excuse you came up with is too lame..."

"Oh, you saw through it?"

"Who wouldn't see through it? So, at that time, you used this lame excuse to reject those girls?"

"That's not it. I've always been about honesty and bluntness. I just directly said I didn't want to give it."

"So that's how it is..."

For some reason, Asuna Yuuki felt a little happy when she heard that Asagiri Utsunomiya didn't make any excuses but directly and firmly refused those girls who asked for his contact information. Her lips couldn't help but curl upwards.

"Then... do you have a type of girl you like?"

"Of course I do."

"What kind?"

Facing Asuna Yuuki's expectant and curious gaze, Asagiri Utsunomiya said earnestly, "Their character must also have unique shining points and a soul connection with me..."

Hearing what Asagiri Utsunomiya had said, Asuna Yuuki was thinking that she didn't expect the other person's standard for choosing a girlfriend to be unexpectedly ordinary. But when she heard the other party continue...

"Then they must have a good figure, a cute and exquisite appearance, be able to change into different sexy outfits every night to spend happy times with me, wear black stockings on Mondays, Wednesdays, and Fridays, white stockings on Tuesdays, Thursdays, and Saturdays, fishnets on Sundays, and preferably have a themed cosplay activity every week, such as playing the role of a gentle maid waiting for her master to return home today, playing the role of a cold female office worker wearing glasses tomorrow, playing the role of a 'pure shrine maiden who is hesitant to accept' the day after tomorrow, and the day after that, a sexy and charming bunny girl, and so on..."

"Stop, stop, stop, please stop for a moment!" Asuna Yuuki really couldn't listen anymore, directly interrupted Asagiri Utsunomiya's words, her cheeks slightly red. Then she said angrily, "I'm asking you about the type of girl you like, not letting you... letting you go crazy here!"

"Oh, so that's how it is." Asagiri Utsunomiya replied with a nod first, then said something that made Asuna Yuuki blush like a cooked lobster, "Then you should work hard and try your best to meet the standards I like. Oh, right, the black and white stockings should be the slightly transparent kind that show a bit of skin tone, not those thick pantyhose; that's not sexy at all."

"Who... who would wear that kind of thing for you!!!"

Just when Asuna Yuuki was on the verge of breaking down, his next action instantly pulled her back; Asagiri Utsunomiya took out his phone, shook it in his hand, and then said to Asuna Yuuki, "Let's exchange LINE email addresses and phone numbers."

"Huh? Oh, oh, okay..."

Her anger, which was caused by Asagiri Utsunomiya's teasing, instantly disappeared without a trace. After softly agreeing, Asuna Yuuki took out her phone and exchanged phone numbers and LINE email addresses with the other party.

"Alright, since things have come to this, let's eat first. Are you eating?" Asagiri Utsunomiya asked, taking out two buckets of instant noodles from the cardboard box next to the refrigerator.

Seeing that, Asuna Yuuki couldn't help but frown slightly and said, "You usually eat this at home?"

Asagiri Utsunomiya explained with a carefree tone, "No, I usually eat bento or order takeout. But, as soon as it's past midnight tonight, we could enter a dungeon at any time. If I go eat bento or order takeout, there's a small chance of getting stale ingredients or food poisoning, which would affect my state when entering the dungeon. So, it's better to eat instant noodles."

"You can't eat instant noodles either..." Asuna Yuuki said this first, then stood up and walked to the door, put on those small leather shoes again, gently tapped the ground with her toes, and revealed a gentle smile as she said, "How about this, what dishes do you like to eat? I'll go out and buy the ingredients. After buying the ingredients, I'll cook for you. That way, you won't have to worry about problems like stale ingredients."

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