Sometimes I wondered, if living the life of a ruined princess was worth the sanity I have left?
Let me back up...
Present day...
My day started off like any other day. Except... Today was the worst day of my life. I missed my morning alarm. Which led me into a panic of being late to work. Which than led me to hurriedly get dressed with brushing my teeth and hair. At the same time putting on clothes for work. so you can imagine a half dressed lunatic waving her arms around. In a dingie apartment. With her blinds all the way up. Showing a grand view of the hilarious stunts she is pulling while getting ready.
Somehow I end up tripping over nothing. completely blind with my t-shirt over my eyes. Making me unbalanced and stumbling until...the small coffee table...the one my mom got me. Ended me in a coma.
Next thing I know I wake up in a small boat next to a lake. Dressed in I don't know what the hell in. Picture Renaissance, but in medieval times where all the women had to wear corsets and pirate skirts. With half her hem tucked in her skirt. And that ladies and gentlemen is how I ended up at an auction for the four blood kings...