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Chapter 17 - Chapter 17: Chaos, Knowledge, and Assassination Aspiration

Dai'chi walks around the base, still wondering where that music came from, but also thinking about something else. He is looking for a room to put his target board in. He notices a door that he hasn't seen before. He opens the door and sees that there is nothing inside.

"This should be a good spot," he says to himself. He walks inside. The room is large but is completely empty. Jesse then floats into the room.

"I didn't know there was a room here, then again, it's not like I was looking for one," Jesse says. Dai'chi nods his head, glad that he was able to find an empty room for his business. Satoshi walks down the hallway and hears them talking. Dai'chi turns and looks at Satoshi. Satoshi just side-glances towards him

"It's not that surprising, there are thousands of rooms in the base, so it would make sense that there are empty ones," Satoshi says in a slightly reasonable tone. It's surprising that he isn't being an absolute maniac.

"Fu*Bleep* you," Dai'chi says to Satoshi. Satoshi just turns and looks at Dai'chi. He just stands there, intensely staring at them. Jesse tells them to calm down and not to destroy the base again. "Fine," Dai'chi says. He then kicks Jesse into the hallway and closes the door. Jesse leaves a dent in the wall when he hits it. 

"What did I just say?" Jesse says. He gets up, unscathed. Jesse turns and looks at Satoshi. Satoshi looks at him at the same time.

"Oh, Jesse, since you're here now, when do I get my wine back?" Satoshi says. Completely ignoring the fact that the wall is broken. Jesse just stares at him, knowing the answer should be obvious. Not anytime soon.

 "When you stop acting like a prick," Iori yells to him from her shop. Jesse starts snickering. Satoshi and Iori hear Dai'chi dying from laughter from inside the room he is in. He walks out of her room and sits on the couch. She shrugged her shoulders. "He does it every time he gets his hands on wine. Satoshi, if you promise not to act like a prick, I'll let you have it back."

"JOKE'S ON YOU, I HAVE A SUPPLIER," he yells. Iori turns around and summons a fireball. She tells him that she will burn his supplier. Satoshi smashes another hole in the wall and pulls out a bottle of wine. "I also have a stash."

"Jesse… Clear the Walls. THEY'RE IN THE WALLS. Also, why does he need his old wine back if he already has some?" She says, slowly getting louder the longer she talks, then just becomes confused. Jesse just stands there for a second. He punches a hole in the wall and pulls out a bottle of wine, leaving Iori speechless.

Jesse sighs," I know. There are a few in the back left corner of his lab. There are 2 dozen in the front-top right corner of the storage. Uhm, a few in the bathroom under the sink. Some in the kitchen and some in his room, also like 2 conveniently in this wall." Satoshi looks at him, then calls him a snitch. Iori just decides to give up on finding all the wine. "Oh, and one of those weird plushies is holding one. It's right by the door over there." Iori gets up and looks down the hallway.

"How the hell do you know all this?" she says while being very confused about where Jesse is getting this information from. Dai'chi walks out of his new room, holding a shotgun. His eyes are bloodshot red and filled with insanity. He slowly turns his head towards Jesse.

"Where is the plushie?" Dai'chi says, his eyes bloodshot red with insanity. He loads the shotgun quickly. Jesse points down the hallway, where the plushie is sitting, holding a wine bottle. Dai'chi turns towards the green paladin plushie. He holds his shotgun, pointing at the plushie, and fires. Wine and fluff fly into the air as the bullets hit it. He walks back through the door and closes it.

"Okay then. The reason I know where the wine is has a simple explanation. I know where everyone here hides their stuff. For example, I know where Dai'chi keeps his Universe credits, and I have been using his stash because I was too lazy to find out where my money is," Jesse says. Dai'chi kicks down the door. It flies into Jesse and slams him into the wall.

"That's what you get," Dai'chi says. He picks up the door and puts it back on the hinges. He slams it shut. Satoshi walks through one of the walls and leaves the base. Iori goes back to her forge, and Jesse teleports away.

*End of Chapter*

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