…"
Luo De supported his forehead with one hand; he just wanted some peace and quiet right now.
He finally remembered now that the spearhead should be the famous 'Spear of Longinus' that appeared in the opening of "Hellblazer", the God-slaying spear that pierced Jesus's chest in the legend!
No wonder... he felt a sense of familiarity!
So things have crossed over again!
John Constantine, the famous Hellblazer.
It is estimated that in the eyes of many people, Constantine's image is directly linked to Keanu Reeves.
In the movie "Hellblazer", Constantine, played by Keanu Reeves, is an affectionate, righteous, and handsome exorcist with looks that break the sky and make women unable to close their legs!
However.....
The ideal is beautiful, the reality is cruel.
This blond uncle sitting next to Luo De, squeezing out a face full of wrinkles, and releasing 'enthusiasm' towards him, is not the Constantine of Keanu Reeves' version.
Luo De can tell you very definitely that if it were really filmed according to the original version, not to mention whether Keanu Reeves would agree, it is estimated that even if it was filmed, it would be difficult for the US review system to pass the censorship!
A proper 18X-rated restricted film!
So, what is the real Constantine like?
John Constantine, nicknamed 'Scumbag Con'.
An exorcist who smokes, drinks, betrays teammates, frequents prostitutes and gambles, cheats and swindles, and is unkempt on weekdays.
It is worth mentioning that this Constantine's orientation is very broad, including but not limited to humans.
In addition, Constantine is a powerful magician whose ancestors were of magical clan blood, dating back to the era of King Arthur and Merlin. He himself has traveled around the world in search of some lost magic books.
But Constantine is by no means a 'righteous person'!
He is the darkest 'righteous hero' in DC and even the entire history of American comics!
He neither cares about nor distinguishes between good and evil. Whether it is angels, demons, or human friends, they are only resources that can be used, carefully selected pawns to achieve his goals.
On the entire chessboard, except for himself as the king, everyone else can be easily discarded!
He can send an innocent little girl to hell in order to exorcise demons!
He can hurt the feelings of his own niece in order to exorcise demons, and allow her to be completely crushed in the end!
He can unhesitatingly betray, sacrifice, and offer sacrifices to his teammates in order to exorcise demons!
This is John Constantine.
A true Hellblazer, a man who walks alone between hell and heaven, wantonly playing with angels and demons!
"Hi, friend, what's wrong with you?"
Seeing Luo De's expression of hopelessness, Constantine moved his butt and squeezed over, and then asked with a face full of 'concern': "Is it because you just came to the human world and haven't adapted yet, and you feel uncomfortable?"
"Heh heh..."
Luo De sneered and said, "It's really ironic to hear the word friend from your mouth."
Does Constantine have friends?
Definitely, and this guy's connections are quite extensive. It can be said that he is a modern version of 'Song Jiang'!
The reason why he can live to this day, frantically testing back and forth on the edge of hell and heaven, is thanks to those friends who were forcibly sacrificed by him.
Want to be friends with Constantine?
The prerequisite is to weigh how many lives you have. Even an angel with forty-seven lives is not enough for him to trick!
"Misunderstanding, it's definitely a misunderstanding!"
Constantine didn't change his face and said righteously: "These are all stories fabricated by the damn demons in order to slander me. My character as Constantine is well known to everyone!"
"Puhahahaha..."
The bartender couldn't help but laugh out loud.
Constantine's character is good?
This is one of the funniest jokes he has ever heard in his life!
But Constantine doesn't care. His skin has long been as thick as a city wall these years. How could he care about other people's ridicule?
In order to please Luo De, Constantine did his best to continue boasting about how good his character was, and also told about his glorious deeds of stabbing his friends in the ribs!
But given 'Scumbag Con's' reputation, Luo De thinks that his deeds of stabbing his friends twice are probably true!
"Stop... I know your character, no need to explain."
Luo De was too lazy to argue with him about this, waved his hand to stop Constantine, who was still bragging, and asked, "I just want to ask you, what exactly is going on with this letter?"
When it comes to business, Constantine is still relatively normal and said, "This is a soul contract sent to hell!"
"Soul... contract?"
The corner of Luo De's eye twitched slightly, looking at the letter, he suddenly had a bad feeling.
"That's right, simply put, it's that I mortgaged my soul to the devil, and then He helps me do things." Constantine calmly picked up the wine glass and took a sip at his lips.
The tone and expression of his speech seemed very calm, as if he didn't care about mortgaging his soul to the devil at all.
However...
People who are familiar with him know that Constantine is not the first time he has done this!
The matter of mortgaging the soul is like integrity that has been thrown away. There is a first time and there is a second time, and you will get used to it after many times.
Because he has offended too many people, I don't know how many demons in hell are looking forward to this bastard dying quickly, and then torturing his soul in hell for eternity!
Although the demons have been deceived by him many times, the reason why they are still willing to make a contract with him is that this bastard's soul is very popular in hell!
It doesn't matter if you are deceived once or twice, what if you can kill him that time?
The demons are precisely holding this idea, so they are repeatedly played by Constantine.
Even the famous Three Demon Kings of Hell were once deceived by Constantine, and almost started a war because of the ownership of his soul!
Always making people 'love but not get', maybe this is what a scumbag is.
Luo De rubbed his sore eyebrows and asked, "Since you said this is a contract, then what is the content of the contract?"
"He hid it with magic."
At this time, the bartender suddenly interjected, "This is Constantine's usual trick. Some careless demons are often tricked by his little tricks. You are not the first one."
Constantine chuckled twice, and then snapped his fingers.
Pa~
A crisp sound rang out, and at the same time, the yellowed letter on the table suddenly began to burn, and one after another the handwriting began to appear!
These words were hidden by black magic, and there was no spiritual power fluctuation at all, or it was difficult to detect. That's why Luo De didn't notice it before, so he was tricked by Constantine!
It can only be said that he is worthy of being 'Scumbag Con'. His ability to deceive gods and ghosts is really powerful. No wonder those demons and angels are being played around!
"So you mean, I was forced to sign this contract with you, right?"
Luo De's eyes gradually turned cold. He hated the feeling of being calculated by others. A chilling murderous intent, like a substance, shrouded Constantine!
"Hiss——"
Constantine suddenly felt a chill all over his body, and then he saw that the bar and the nearby area were covered with frost, and he was immediately shocked: "Wait, calm down, this is a neutral area!"
"Constantine, you have three chances to convince me."
The murderous intent in Luo De's eyes was boiling, and the chill became more and more intense, and there were even signs of gradually spreading to the entire bar: "Otherwise... you can prepare to die here."
Constantine is really powerful. He can even deceive angels and demons, but he only doesn't know one thing!
That is... Luo De does not belong to hell!
The contract he signed with Luo De has no effect from the root!
How can a 'demon' who does not belong to hell be restricted by the rules of hell?
This is the only thing Constantine missed!