Scene – The Most Ridiculous Ending Ever
The final match comes down to Hit vs Monaka.
Everyone expects a brutal, god-level showdown…
except Beerus, who is sweating bullets because he knows the truth:
Monaka is the weakest person in the arena.
He can't fight.
He can't fly.
He can barely stand without crying.
Sonic squints.
> Sonic: "Uh… Beerus? Why is your 'secret weapon' shaking like a leaf…?"
Knuckles frowns.
> Knuckles: "Is this some kind of joke?"
Beerus refuses to answer.
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Monaka Steps Into the Ring
Hit stares at Monaka.
Monaka trembles.
His knees knock together.
He raises one fist… barely.
> Monaka: "P-Please don't hurt me…"
Sonic's jaw drops.
> Sonic: "This guy is WEAK.
Like… weaker than Yamcha weak!"
Knuckles actually leans forward in disbelief.
> Knuckles: "No way. There's no way this is real."
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Monaka "attacks"… and Hit collapses
Monaka throws the lightest punch in history —
more like a soft poke to Hit's chest.
Hit stands there, unfazed.
Then he falls straight on his back, pretending to be knocked out instantly.
Sonic jumps out of his seat.
> Sonic: "WHAT?! That tap wouldn't knock out a baby!"
Knuckles' eyes widen.
> Knuckles: "He… took a dive?
The legendary assassin HIT just faked a loss?!"
Hit stands up, bows his head slightly toward Goku from the corner of the arena, then walks away silently.
Sonic can't believe it.
> Sonic: "Goku… what did you DO to this guy?!"
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Universe 7 Wins
The announcer raises his hand.
> Announcer: "The winner is… MONAKA!
Universe 7 wins the tournament!"
The crowd cheers.
Beerus breathes out in pure relief.
Sonic and Knuckles stand frozen like statues.
Sonic drops to one knee, hands on his head.
> Sonic: "I can't believe I trained for weeks…
and a delivery guy just won the whole tournament."
Knuckles sits down too, completely done.
> Knuckles: "Universe 7 is insane…"
Beerus puffs out his chest proudly.
> Beerus: "See? Monaka is the strongest! I told you!"
Sonic and Knuckles stare at him, dead serious.
> Both: "NO. YOU LIAR."
Whis laughs quietly behind them.
The tournament ends…
with the greatest fake victory in Dragon Ball history.
Be continued