"Don't you understand?! A Natural Male Youth is a living national treasure who embodies the perfect balance of mind, technique, and body! And that's you!"
"Mind, technique, and body...? Surely not the same thing Jin Seyoung always emphasizes?"
Jin Seyoung frequently stressed the importance of Sim-Gi-Che (???).
Sim refers to mental strength and mana. Gi encompasses martial techniques, stances, and skills. Che represents physical prowess and capabilities.
"Let me explain! Sim ! You're not gay. If you were, I wouldn't understand why you only kill men! More importantly, your reaction to me proves it. In your heart, you're a Natural Male Youth!"
"...This is absurd. What about Gi then?"
The sheer absurdity of it made me curious about what would come next.
"Have you ever tried anal masturbation?"
"Are you crazy?! Why would I do something like that?!"
"That's Qi! You don't know how to masturbate anally! You've never even put a finger in your anus, have you? Am I right?!"
"Of course I'm not crazy!"
I'd never even considered masturbating with my own fingers, let alone inserting them into my anus. Having a beauty lick and caress my ass was one thing, but doing it myself? Unthinkable.
"Body! You still have your hymen intact! More importantly, you're a virgin! The intoxicating scent emanating from you proves it!"
It was true that I still had my hymen intact, and it would remain that way for life. But one thing I couldn't accept was his claim that I was a virgin.
"Me, a virgin?! Don't make me laugh! I've slept with countless women! By the numbers, it's over ten thousand!"
"Hmph. You seem to be mistaken. Sex with women? That's just masturbation, isn't it? And even then, you only use those masturbation devices when you're desperate! Still, I'm a little surprised. These days, you can just go to the park and freely invite a random man for sex..."
Snap!
The man, who had been looking at me with curiosity, suddenly snapped his fingers.
"Ah, that's it! You're one of those perverts who's obsessed with women! Now it makes sense."
"...Fucking world. What a goddamn fucked-up worldview."
I even summoned my sword qi. I had a gut feeling that a direct attack wouldn't work on this guy.
"Hahaha. Why don't you become my secretary? Don't worry about the police downstairs. I have more than enough power to drive them out. Killing my male employees was a bit much, but... we can always hire more, right? They're nothing compared to the value of a Natural Male Youth like you."
"...Enough. Just die already."
Yeongcheon Style Thunderlight.
The fastest sword technique in the Yeongcheon Style.
A lightning-infused blade flashed toward the President's neck.
She raised her hand and blocked my strike. Crimson blood seeped from her tightly clenched fist, dripping onto the floor.
"Hmm. Sharp. I didn't think you could actually cut my skin. It looks like an ordinary electric iron sword... Is it because of that blue, shimmering aura?"
"...Blocking sword qi with bare hands? What kind of body do you have?!"
"My body is overflowing with Gay Power bestowed upon me by the Gay King. I could sleep with a hundred men in a row and still be perfectly fine!"
I strained with all my might to wrest the sword from the President's grip. But the blade wouldn't budge, not even a millimeter.
"Thunderbolt!"
The Thunderbolt crackling in my hand surged along the sword toward the President. She knew nothing of Mana, so she couldn't resist the Thunderbolt. She should be electrocuted to death. That's how it should work...
"Hmm, that's quite a tingle. You have Gay Power too? This will be a very electrifying sex!"
"You're insane! Are you even human?!"
"Hahaha! Look at you you're just a human after all. More importantly... are you sure you won't reconsider becoming my secretary? A 3 billion won annual salary! All you'd have to do is make coffee for me and stay by my side. Even instant coffee is fine. What do you say?"
"And in exchange, I'd have to spread my ass for you, right?"
"Hmm. Wouldn't it be better if we both enjoyed it? If you don't like being my secretary... how about being my lover? No, better yet, marry me! I'll give you wealth and glory! You'll live a life of happiness without ever lifting a finger!"
"Go fuck yourself. I'd rather die than marry you!"
"...It can't be helped, then."
The President's smiling face turned expressionless.
The President's grip tightened on the sword, and crimson blood flowed more freely than before.
Is he planning to break the sword to show off his strength? Sword qi not only enhances cutting power but also reinforces the blade's durability. He won't break it so easily...
Snap!
The sword shattered. My concentration wavered in shock, and the blue aura vanished.
"Even if you resist, you can't stop my burning love. I'll take you by force if necessary. Don't worry. It will only hurt the first time."
The President lunged at me. Terrified, I dodged him, darting sideways.
"Hahaha! You're quick! Stop right there! Your back! Show me your back!"
"Fuck!"
Fortunately, the President wasn't faster than me. It seemed that physical strength and endurance didn't necessarily translate to agility.
"Show me your baaaack!"
"Shut the fuck up!"
If I wanted to escape, I could teleport out of this building in an instant.
My pride won't let me run away like this!
He dared to sexually harass me. Even if I couldn't kill him, I wanted to make him pay.
Current GK: 840
I'll buy a new weapon and kill that bastard!
What I needed now was a weapon powerful enough to kill the President in one strike.
Not this one either. And not this one... Damn it. Why are there so many cheap weapons? I can't search without knowing the name... Fuck!!
Tap!
A hand landed on my shoulder.
Startled, I whirled around to see the President grinning, her teeth bared.
"Ha ha! Got you!"
It didn't take long to figure out what had happened. Deep footprints were etched into the marble floor a short distance away.
She used her strength to fly here!
I gritted my teeth, struggling to break free from her grip.
Riiiip!
The sound of tearing fabric was followed by a rush of cool air against my back.
"Hah... the back of a Natural Male Youth! This beauty... it's overwhelming! I could almost... come just from looking at it!"
"Come? You fucking lunatic! Don't even dream about it!"
In desperation, I grabbed the black water balloon from my pocket and hurled it at the President. Distracted by my back, she couldn't react in time and took the full force of the impact on her face.
Bang!
The water balloon burst, drenching the President in black liquid.
Zzzzzzzzz!
The black liquid, corrosive as acid, melted through the President's skin.
"Aaaaaaaaah!"
The man writhed on the floor. If the liquid had only touched his arms, legs, or body, he wouldn't have panicked so much. He could have simply torn off the affected flesh. That madman might even have done it calmly.
But it was his face. His eyes were already blind, and the liquid had seeped into his mouth.
He'll be dead soon.
I sighed, flicking the black liquid off my face. To me, it was just ink. I could probably even drink it without harm.
"Why?! Why are you rejecting me?! Natural Male Youth!"
"I'm going insane. Don't call me that. You're just a liability to me. Hurry up and die. Go lick King Yama's ass in hell."
"King Yama's ass...? How did you know I'm good at licking ass...?"
The President's body slumped lifelessly.
You have killed Chairman Gay (????)! Acquired 2000 GK!
No need for a confirmation kill. The notification window floating before my eyes confirmed the President's death.
"Haa..."
I sighed, utterly exhausted. I wanted nothing more than to collapse onto the bed and sleep.
Wiping my forehead with my palm, I found it drenched in cold sweat.
When he grabbed my shoulder, I felt an overwhelming terror. If not for my rage, I might have teleported away immediately.
Dudududududu!
Through the window, I saw a police helicopter approaching in the distance.
...The police will be here soon. I need to get out of here.
I teleported to the adjacent building, entered the men's restroom, killed the first man who walked in, stole his suit, and teleported to a nearby alleyway.
I weaved through the alleyways, evading the police and putting distance between myself and the building.
The sun had set.
Leaning against a wall in a bustling alleyway, I checked my smartphone. It was connected to the internet, allowing me to gather some information about this world.
In this world, only one nation existed: the Gay Kingdom. Ridiculous as it sounds, that was its actual name.
With a population of 200 million, its territory was about half the size of Canada. The entire world itself was infinitely smaller compared to Earth.
- Terrorist attack at Tolleiz Headquarters! All victims were male!
- CCTV footage of the terrorist's face to be released!
- The Chairman's secretary assassinated her and vanished as if teleporting!
- Is the terrorist a superhuman?!
- The terrorist is a Natural Male Youth! The Chairman's final conversation with him revealed!
- The Gay King personally issued a bounty for the Natural Male Youth!
I clicked my tongue as I scanned the articles. Knowing I'd be caught on CCTV, none of this surprised me.
"The President and that secretary she was fucking were still there. I should've killed that bastard too... I was too flustered to remember."
I should've killed that fucking bastard to shut him up.
If I had, I wouldn't have earned the nickname "Natural Male Youth."
WANTED
Natural Male Youth
100 Billion Won
Must be captured alive and brought in pure.
My face was plastered clearly on the wanted poster.
Fuck. This is just the beginning. The Gay King's palace... Damn, it's so far away.
Unfortunately, it was a flight of over ten hours.
The real problem was how to kill the Gay King.
Chairman Gay had a body so strong that sword qi couldn't penetrate it. There was no way the Gay King would be weaker than him.
...In a way, this is a good thing. At least I'm far away from the Gay King.
There's a way.
Chairman Gay, who had been impervious to sword qi, died with absurd ease after being hit by the Gay Extermination Water Balloon.
Therefore, killing the Gay King with weapons from the GK Shop would be more effective than relying on sword qi or Thunderbolt.
To do that, I'd need a massive amount of GK... But let's rest today. Maintaining my condition is crucial.
If I act rashly again, it might not end with just the police this time. I have a staggering 100 billion won bounty on my head.
I slipped through alleyways, avoiding public attention, and left the bustling city center.
Finally, I stopped in front of an apartment complex.
I can't sleep properly without a woman. To maintain my condition, I need sex. Especially after a day like this, filled with unpleasantness.
But I couldn't just sleep with any woman. My body had become unresponsive unless she was a true beauty.
Let's see...
As evening fell, most of the apartment lights were on. I used Mana to enhance my vision.
My gaze swept across the building until it stopped on the seventh floor. Through the balcony window, I saw a woman working inside. She was stunningly beautiful, almost like a celebrity.
Teleport!
I was inside her apartment, and before me stood the woman, who had collapsed to the floor in shock. Her black, semi-long hair, pale skin, and striking features gave her a classic "puppy-like" look.
Her chest is only a B-cup, but... well, her face is gorgeous.
She looked to be in her late twenties. She was wearing a white sweater and a long skirt.
"...!"
Before the woman could open her mouth, I put a finger to my lips and whispered that if she wanted me gone, I'd stop right there. Instead of pushing me away, she lifted her hips slightly, so I slowly pulled down her pants. Beneath her elegant appearance, she wore plain cotton underwear.
"Heh. What's with these panties? Even convenience stores wouldn't sell something this basic. Why don't you wear something nicer?"
I never expected to find such a beauty here. My mood instantly brightened as I chuckled and, when she spread her thighs instead of stopping me, slowly pulled down her underwear.
Beneath the thick, dark bush lay a vivid crimson pussy. I reached out a finger, then paused, noticing the woman's expression.
What's with this bitch?
Her face didn't show the fear or revulsion one would expect from a woman caught in such a sudden situation. Instead, she looked calm almost expectant.
I lowered my hand and gave her room to pull away.
She didn't scream.
"N-no... please be gentle..."
I was dumbfounded. The corners of her lips curled upward slightly, and her voice dripped with a sticky sensuality.
I grasped her sweater and lifted it slightly. She gave a small nod and wriggled out of it, the plain bra falling with it. I watched in real-time as her light brown nipples hardened.
"...Huh."
Just as I was still processing this,
Beep! Beep! Beep! Beep! Click!
The front door opened.