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Chapter 1 - The oddball of the Uchiha clan

"Yami Uchiha, Hokage sama is calling for you." The masked member of Anbu watched with a sweat drop as the 14 year old black haired girl wolfed down the extra large bowl of ramen within a couple of seconds between his arrival and his question. As a newly appointed member of hokage's Anbu, he had no idea of who the black haired girl was. Like a glorious errand boy, his job was to follow the third hokage and relay messages to anyone that the hokage needed as swiftly as possible. So obviously he didn't know the real identity of the girl he was there to call. The moment he arrived in front of Ichiraku ramen and saw the rear of the girl leaning forward on the ramen counter gracefully, he was distracted by her plump ass and thick thighs. So he couldn't call her out immediately. Only when he saw her eating like a wild beast, he broke out of his distraction and called out to her.

"...*nom* *nom* *slurp* *slurp*..." Without responding verbally, the girl simply lifted her left hand for a moment, signaling him to wait before she emptied the suit from her second extra big bowl.

While the girl was eating at an impressive speed, the famed Ichiraku Teuchi was cooking at an even more astonishing speed.

The newbie Anbu was puzzled. But ultimately he decided to wait for the girl to finish eating. And he definitely didn't do it to watch her ass. Definitely not.

Unfortunately, the guy didn't get a lot of time to watch. Just in a couple of minutes, the girl slammed her fifth bowl of ramen and got up from her seat.

"I got the message. So you can stop staring at my ass and leave. I will be there in a minute." The girl spoke in an irritated tone as she counted her bills." The newbie wanted to say something. But he immediately got some disapproving looks from the bystanders and Teuchi himself on Yami's "ass" comment. So without wanting to destroy his image he immediately left.

"Come again, Yami chan !" Waving at the owner of the Ramen shop Yami turned around to leave. Even though she wanted to sigh at her miserable fate, she had no other option.

Looking at the vibrant Village of mercenary killers around her she felt even more miserable.

As a Reincarnator, Yami knew that her life as an Uchiha was going to be very miserable.

But experiencing it daily was not something she liked very much.

All for the sake of survival.

Everyone in the Uchiha Clan calls her an oddball. Some looked at her with disdain while others looked at her with disappointment. Even with the name of an Uchiha, she didn't wear the iconic fan emblem on her back or use fire style jutsus as her main attack. If not for her Sharingan, she would have been kicked out of her clan, a long time ago.

"I just finished an S ranked mission an hour ago. If the old man will tell me that there is another mission then I am going to blow up a building." Muttering to herself with an irritated expression on her face. Yami reached the hokage office using a leisurely body flicker jutsu.

"Lord Hokage, you summoned me ?" Yami asked respectfully. While inside her mind she was fantasizing about sucker punching the punchable face of the old man in front of her.

"Oh, Yami. Yes I called for you because this is an urgent situation."

'If this is an urgent situation then why are you still looking so relaxed you old fart !' Yami screamed in her mind while maintaining her facade. It was not easy to do. But she was not worried since the old man didn't have any mind reading ability. While the third hokage was not as villainous as he had been portrayed in many fanfictions, there were definitely some very bad qualities in him that would just make you want to punch his face really hard. So while Yami didn't hate the old man, she didn't like him either.

"Team Ro has encountered a terrible situation in an S ranked mission. And they have requested backup. I want you to take your team and back them up in completing their mission. I know that you have just returned from your own mission. But we are short on shinobi. So it will be great if you can leave in a couple of hours." The hokage maintained his worried expression while holding his smoking pipe. At that moment he looked like an old Yakuza boss, desperately holding on to his position.

'Short on shinobi, my ass ! This old fart is definitely just thinking about killing me from overwork.' Yami screamed in her mind. At that moment her frustration level was at a point where she could have easily detonated all the explosive tags on her to end the hidden leaf village right there and then. The only thing holding her back was her filled happy stomach and satisfied taste buds. Ichiraku ramen, no matter what was irreplaceable. Even if it meant eliminating the Uchiha clan herself.

"Of course, Hokage sama, I will leave within two hours." Yami forced out a smile while bowing to the old hokage.

"Good, I will notify the other members of your team and send the location to the front desk of your headquarters. I know that you must be exhausted. So don't worry. I will give all of your team a good bonus after this successful mission." The old hokage added a grandfatherly smile at the end.

Even though Yami wanted to strangle the old man badly, she could only greet her teeth and take her leave.

After going back to her house, Yami quickly prepared a shower. She had gone straight to the Ichiraku ramen shop after leaving the Anbu headquarters. So she was still covered with dried sweat and smelling not quite the elegant looking woman she was.

After taking the bath, she quickly prepared for the mission.

Before leaving her house, she looked at herself in the mirror for one last time.

Her black hair was tied in a unique design similar to that of Your Forger. In fact she could easily pass as the live action version of Yor forger from 'Spy x Family'.

"Alright Yami, don't die." It was the usual greetings that she has greeted herself ever since she has worn the hidden leaf headband.

After getting out of her house she immediately took the forest path to leave the Uchiha compound. There was a reason why Yami was called the oddball Uchiha. She has not yet learnt the basic fire style fireball jutsu that grants the Uchiha the right to wear the fan emblem on their back. In fact, she did not know any elemental ninjutsu let alone fire style jutsus. She was not good at casting genjutsu. And yet, she had beaten everyone into a pulp whoever had tried to bully her. Even the clan elders were no exceptions. The only reason she has yet to be kicked out of the clan was her scary Sharingan, identity as Shisui's twin and monstrous strength.

Next chapter: A mission involving the Root

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