"Leave it to me. There's no Servant out there as cool as I am."
...With the arrival of new possibilities and a new King, the summoning ritual drew to a close.
At "Sweets Jeanne"
"My... so a 'Saber-san' didn't show up again, Gorgeous-sama?"
"A Saber didn't show up, yet a Saber arrived. What kind of Zen riddle is this? How unpleasant. May I cut him?"
"Do as you wish. His depth is yet unknown, so it will likely end in a stalemate."
Marie and Artoria were served sweets.
"Archer-san, I'll be in your care."
"Hm? What's wrong, Emiya?"
"My stomach..."
"Oh my? Is it a side effect of that failed tanning salon trip?"
Emiya complained of a stomach ache.
"There he is, the calculated-type heroine! You wanna go, you jerk?! I'm strong, I've got wild instincts!"
"And who might you be?"
"GAAAAAAH!!! COMPLETELY IGNORED—?!"
"You're lame. You look super lame right now."
"Shut up, idiot! Charlemagne, you showed up way too early!"
"Shut it, you. I'm becoming cool starting now. Just watch, I'm gonna have all the girls screaming for me."
"I bet you'll disappoint them first! I'd stake my sanity on it!"
"Dude, your sanity is already melted and gone!"
The peaceful, silly days went by.
—It's going to get lively again, Fou.
(Yeah. Just like the song 'Shikisai' said.)
...Those days themselves were the most irreplaceable reward.
Bonus: The "NG" (Failed) Summons
"I'm the Breast Dragon!! Nice to meet you!! I heard this paradise was full of breasts, so I came to play!!"
[Please ignore my partner's nonsense. I heard there was a dragon here with some potential...]
"Oh, if you're looking for an Evil Dragon, that's me."
"For real?! A girl like you... No, girls are strong and scary! Please, spar with me!"
"—Is it okay?"
"A little relaxation is necessary once in a while. Go ahead and work up a sweat."
"Yay! Looking forward to it!"
"Me too! (What an energetic kid! This is gonna be a great memory!)"
[Don't let your guard down, partner. You'll die.]
"Eh?"
[Simulation Room completely destroyed. Forced deportation due to the aftermath before a conclusion could be reached.]
[She was tough... Red Dragon Emperor, let's finish this another time—]
[A dragon with a 'Madao' voice and one with a 'Lucifer' voice... Setting the voice actors aside, I feel like a total bottom-tier internal personality compared to them...]
[I have to keep it a secret that I got a little mad when he asked if my breasts were hard too... They're soft, I'll have you know!]
[Wait, seriously? Can I touch?]
[No way!]
"I'm the Archer of Paradise. Nice to meet you."
"Red and white... a shrine maiden?"
"I'm broke, though. Well, I'm good at exterminating youkai. Doesn't pay well, though."
"My Mom is good at that too! Youkai hunting!"
"Really? But she probably isn't much compared to me. What's her name?"
"Minamoto-no-Raikou Mama!"
"————What?"
"Paradise Archer! Let's have a Danmaku battle! I've got the ability to carry 'Evil' on my back!"
"Wait, you're a half-youkai...? Whatever, since I'm here, let's do this!"
[Enjoyed paradise and departed.]
\DEEEEEEEN/
"I'm Commando. Get me in touch with General Kirby. Tell him it's Matrix."
"Look at those muscles...! Are you going to fight with us?!"
"We won't be meeting again."
"Eh—"
[Withdrawal]
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