"I can't do this question!"
"It's too difficult!"
If Zhou Cheng were here, the classic scene of Yuan Hua kneeling on the ground and roaring in incompetence would definitely pop into his mind.
No other reason, it was too similar.
Thor now was practically Yuan Hua possessed, having grasped Yuan Hua's essence.
Is that all?
Coulson, who had held extremely high expectations for Thor, couldn't help but shake his head secretly.
His Officer had built up such high expectations, and that "hobo" also looked so confident, as if that mjolnir was his own.
It made Coulson truly believe for a moment that the other party could pick up that mjolnir.
But the result was still the same!
"Thor can't pick up his own mjolnir? This must be the most absurd joke in the world, right?"
Tony Stark couldn't help but blurt out a complaint.
"Tell me about it, it's as absurd as Batman smashing whoever he wants, and Iron Man getting smashed by whoever he wants."
Black Widow leisurely added from the side, also jokingly teasing the Playboy.
The Playboy's mouth immediately twitched.
If you can't chat, talk less!
This was all Zhou Cheng slandering him!
"Thor, what are you planning to do next?"
Nick Fury waited for Thor to vent for a while before walking up to him.
"This shouldn't be, it shouldn't be like this."
"It's impossible for me not to be able to pick up my mjolnir, something must have gone wrong."
Upon seeing Nick Fury, Thor immediately poured out his disbelief to him.
"I know."
Nick Fury wasn't being perfunctory or comforting Thor; he genuinely thought so too. "How about this, since the mjolnir is here anyway, why don't we go back first and then slowly figure out a way?"
What else could Thor do?
He couldn't just kneel here indefinitely, could he?
He could only temporarily return with Nick Fury, looking dejected, and was temporarily settled by Nick Fury in the pre-prepared temporary Base.
"Thor, you should rest for a bit."
"I don't know what your Asgardian tastes are like, or if you're used to Earth food, but lunch is already prepared."
"Someone will bring it to you later."
Inside Thor's room, Nick Fury spoke to Thor with a serious expression.
Although Nick Fury currently had a belly full of questions he wanted to ask Thor, and a lot of information he needed to confirm with Thor, now was indeed not the right time.
Nick Fury still had that much patience.
"Thank you, I am indeed a bit hungry."
Thor didn't stand on ceremony with Nick Fury.
Since being banished from Asgard by Odin, so many vexing things had happened one after another, and Thor was indeed physically and mentally exhausted.
Nick Fury nodded, said nothing more, and parted ways with Thor.
Thor also closed the door, shutting himself alone in the room, sitting blankly on the sofa, still somewhat dazed.
Being stripped of his divine power and unable to lift mjolnir, such a huge contrast was like falling from the clouds to the bottom of a valley.
It made this arrogant Asgardian prince truly difficult to accept for a while.
…
Compared to Thor's gloom and dejection, Zhou Cheng was in a completely different state at this moment.
He leaned back comfortably on a sofa worth tens of thousands of U.S. dollars, his hands performing a series of fierce operations, wildly pressing on the gaming keyboard.
On the huge screen, also worth tens of thousands of U.S. dollars, the top-tier graphics and sound effects were simply a pleasure.
This was what you called a gaming experience!
What was he playing before?
It was simply a waste of time!
One could only say that the quality of life for the rich was indeed different.
Clatter clatter clatter!
Swish swish swish.
For a moment, the living room was filled with the mixed sounds of frantic keyboard pressing and various sound effects, it was truly lively.
Unknowingly, after finishing a few rounds of games, his stomach was already rumbling.
Zhou Cheng temporarily quit and went to the restaurant outside to enjoy a delicious lunch.
Since becoming a super-rich individual with a net worth of hundreds of millions, Zhou Cheng admitted he had degenerated, even too lazy to cook.
He basically always ate at those high-end restaurants outside.
And there was indeed a reason why some high-end restaurants were expensive.
The taste was better, the ingredients were fresher, and the environment was also first-class.
It could bring people the most comfortable experience.
So, even though the money spent on food each month could equal a common worker's annual income, Zhou Cheng didn't care at all.
Money was earned to be spent, wasn't it?
Otherwise, what was the point of earning so much money?
"Let's see if there's anything worth paying attention to recently."
After eating and drinking his fill, Zhou Cheng returned to his luxurious mansion, rested briefly, and then took out his computer again.
Clatter clatter clatter!
He typed a few casual strokes, and some hot topics, related news, and so on, appeared on the screen.
Zhou Cheng browsed through them generally, his expression unwavering.
Because those news items were somewhat irrelevant, Zhou Cheng didn't pay much attention to them.
"Meteorite appeared in New Mexico town?"
"Relevant departments have intervened?"
It wasn't until he saw this news that Zhou Cheng's attention was caught.
New Mexico?
Meteorite?
Did Thor fall from the sky?
This was the first thought that flashed through Zhou Cheng's mind.
He immediately instinctively carried out a search, and the result was unequivocal.
Aside from some speculative, embellished reports, there was simply no concrete evidence.
Clearly, the truth of the meteorite incident had been concealed by the relevant departments.
If it were the old Zhou Cheng, he might truly have no way.
However, now, with the super hacker skill from Quake, it was no problem at all!
Clatter clatter clatter!
Zhou Cheng's hands quickly performed a series of skilled operations on the keyboard.
It didn't even take a minute before some deleted and banned related photos and videos appeared on the large screen.
"It really is Thor's Hammer!"
Looking at the familiar mjolnir, a glimmer of light couldn't help but flash in Zhou Cheng's eyes.
This mjolnir came at a good time!
The Iron Man plot had been completely distorted, it had been so long and Whiplash hadn't appeared, nor had War Machine.
Zhou Cheng didn't even know where the main Marvel storyline was now.
And now that Thor's Hammer had appeared, it meant that the Iron Man 2 plot had ended.
Thor's story was officially beginning!
He just didn't know if Thor's plot would still deviate.
As these thoughts flashed through his mind, Zhou Cheng, with a thought, brought out the diary.
He recorded his thoughts and ideas on it.
…
Clink clink clank!
New Mexico, temporary Base.
Thor was skillfully cutting a piece of steak on his plate with a knife and fork.
Although it was his first time properly eating Earth food, there was no hindrance.
Things like knives and forks actually existed in Asgard too.
Although there were some differences from those on Earth, the usage was the same.
As for beef?
More precisely, it was Earth beef, because Asgard also had cattle and sheep.
It was also Thor's first time eating it, and it was different from Asgardian beef, which brought Thor some novelty.
Perhaps it was due to a period of buffering, or perhaps filling his stomach brought him corresponding spiritual comfort, Thor's state was much better now.
Although he still couldn't let go, he had already calmly accepted everything.
Thump!
Swallowing the last piece of beef, Thor clapped his hands, just about to leave the dining table.
But suddenly, a glance from the corner of his eye made him freeze.
"What is this?"
Thor looked at a black notebook placed by his hand, a look of confusion on his face.
He had already finished his meal, and he never remembered when this thing appeared on the dining table!
Did he remember it wrong?
No, how could that be!
Although Thor wasn't that smart, he wasn't an idiot, much less suffering from senile dementia.
How could he even misremember something like this?
Thor was certain that this thing was not there before.
Could it be?
After a slight moment of doubt, a thought flashed through Thor's mind, which made Thor feel a surge of excitement.
"Loki, is that you?"
Thor instinctively turned his head left and right, looking for Loki's figure.
In Thor's view, the one who could suddenly deliver this thing to him must be the Nine Realms' top sorcerer, his brother Loki.
Loki must not bear to see his dear brother punished like this by their father, so he intended to secretly help him!
However, Thor looked carefully left and right, but found no trace of Loki.
After a brief thought, Thor "understood" what was going on.
Loki must be afraid of being seen by Heimdall, so he didn't dare to be too blatant?
Understood!
As expected of my clever brother, his thoughts are so thorough!
Since that's the case, then let's see what Loki has sent him!
With this curiosity and excitement, Thor reached out and opened the diary in front of him.
[Zhou Cheng's diary].
???
Zhou Cheng?
Who is this person?
Why would Loki choose to use this name?
Thor expressed his confusion; with his intelligence, it was indeed somewhat difficult to figure out such things.
However, Thor had one advantage: he generally didn't dwell too much on things that were too complicated or too mentally taxing; if he couldn't figure it out, so be it.
Anyway, since Loki did this, there must be a deeper meaning behind it!
Thor happily skipped over the name Zhou Cheng, which he couldn't understand, and began to quickly flip through the diary, carefully examining its contents.
Although Thor in the movie spoke "authentic" English, no one knew whether Asgardian language was English, and Zhou Cheng certainly couldn't know.
But that didn't matter.
Because the diary Zhou Cheng obtained had the function of automatically converting to the matching language.
Zhou Cheng had always written his diary in Chinese from beginning to end, but what appeared before each diary holders was not necessarily Chinese, but the diary holders' language.
This was also the case for Thor now.
All the words and texts on it were in a language he was familiar with and could understand.
So Thor read it without any hindrance.
And precisely because of this, Thor became even more confused.
What is all this stuff?
What kind of nonsensical things are written here?
This huge diary, with so many things described in it, besides occasionally mentioning the Asgardian, was all some inexplicable stuff.
Things like the age of superheroes, Iron Man, HYDRA, Captain America, completely incomprehensible stuff.
Given Thor's style, he naturally wouldn't meticulously analyze those irrelevant things.
Instead, he began to constantly flip through the diary, quickly filtering out content related to Asgard.
What?
That guy named Hulk can actually smash him?
What a joke!
He, the great Thor, was a top-tier powerhouse in all Nine Realms, no, in the entire Universe.
Who was his match besides his father Odin?
Loki wants to come to Earth to steal the Tesseract, and even unite with the Chitauri to launch some so-called "New York Battle"?
What does this have to do with bringing him back to Asgard?
As for cutting off the Purple Sweet Potato's head with an axe, and going to Sakaar to compete with that Hulk, it was even more incomprehensible.
It made Thor utterly confused.
Wait a minute.
His banishment was also recorded on this?
What on Earth does Loki want to tell him!
Thor was thoroughly bewildered, his already not-so-bright brain began to become even more chaotic.
Loki, what do you want to do!
Whatever you want to do, just say it directly.
You make it so complicated, I can't keep up!
Hmm?
Wait a minute!
While still confused, Thor suddenly noticed that new content was appearing on the latest page of the diary.
[Finally!]
[Thor's Hammer has fallen from the sky, which means Thor's story has officially begun, and Thor's tragic life is about to begin, right?]
[At this time, Thor should still be trapped in the hospital, treated as a mental patient, right?]
[One second he's a high and mighty Asgardian prince, the next he finds himself locked in a mental asylum!]
[Such a huge contrast, who could bear it?]
[But this is just the beginning, I hope Thor is mentally prepared, when Loki also comes down, Thor will be even more broken.]
[His father's death, being permanently expelled from Asgard, I'm really afraid Thor will go crazy!]
What the hell?
Thor's expression grew even more bewildered.
Plot?
What does this mean?
Okay, now is not the time to dwell on this, what Thor completely didn't understand was, what was with Loki's tone?
Why was he mocking him?
Yes, he did have some conflicts, some misunderstandings with his father now.
Okay, slightly more intense misunderstandings.
But Thor believed that as long as he explained seriously to his father, his father would definitely understand him.
How was it tragic?
What did this count for the great Thor?
Wait a minute.
Loki is coming down too!
While complaining, Thor's eyes couldn't help but light up; he finally saw some exciting news.
However, that glimmer of excitement didn't last even a second before it froze, and Thor once again fell into deep thought.
His father's death?
What on Earth was that Loki fellow talking about!
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