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"Hey, where are you now?" said Ramsay.
"I'm at KL. Will reach the destination in 6 hours." said Pandya.
"Ya one thing, you have to go Jerantut, Pahang to deliver 50 kg of cocaine to our Chief Minister Mr. Chaitanya, our international drug dealer at hotel. I think that there might be polices will round up for checking because there was a murder at the hotel this morning. So, be careful on the drug. Make sure it's safe. Got it?" said Ramsay.
"Yes sir" said Pandya.
"Dei, we have to go Pahang to deliver 50 kg of cocaine to someone. Our plan is fucking changed. We can't go to the Lebuhraya Utara Selatan way. We have to use different route to go Pahang." said Pandya.
"Damn it. So do you have any plan?" said Pandya's friend.
"Hmmm...I think I have a plan."said Pandya.
"Sir, I'm hungry, let's eat something." said Margret.
"Ya, I almost forgot my food" said Suruli.
"Food uh?. Wait first." said Pandya.
"Sir, I need urgent money. I need RM 200 for one day food expenses?" said Pandya.
"Hey, don't you have money?" said Ramsay.
"Sir, if I have money, why the hell I debt ?" said Pandya.
"RM 50 also you don't have uh" said Ramsay.
"I just have RM 10 for my food expenses. How about my team members?" said Pandya.
"God dammit. Ok ok...I will send you RM 200." said Ramsay.
"Thank you so much sir." said Pandya.
Ramsay ends up the call.
15 minutes later, Pandya was get a notification that You have received RM 200 from Ramsay at Touch and Go E-Wallet. Then, Pandya finds a restaurant. He found a restaurant called Kedai Mamak Husin. He parked the van and he used the team members clothes to cover the drugs.He set up the tinted glass mirror so that no one can see the drugs.
Then, they order one by one the food and drinks. After they eat, they went to the van and they continued their journey.
"Ok so, who's next...come on come on" said Pichu Singh.
"Can I share? " said Suruli.
"Oh definitely" said Pichu Singh.
"So I was at mall with my friend to eat TCRS(The Chicken Rice Shop). Then, a waiter was taking order since the kiosk was in technical problem. I and my friend were order chicken rice and two fanta strawberry.
Five minutes later, a guy give me a plain water and a fanta strawberry.
I was said "Hey, I was order two fanta strawberry but you just give me 1 fanta strawberry and 1 bloody hell warm water." Then, the waiter forgive and give us another 1 fanta strawberry.
Another five minutes later, our chicken rice were came. Surprisingly, my chicken rice is not chicken rice. Looks like it's beef rice. Then once again I called the same coward waiter and asked why the hell I get beef rice.
The waiter said "Oh sorry sir, this is different customer order."
I was wait for another 15 minutes. Then, suddenly besides my customer was like having food poisoning and vomit at there. And I realize that I was ordered chicken rice. Unexpectedally, my friend also vomit and fainted at there. I was literally shocked when I saw this and I called the bloody waiter.
The waiter was literally confused. I was pull off the waiter's shirt and asked who is the bloody chef that makes this shit.
Then, the chef were came and once he come I slapped him hardly. I asked "What the fuck that you do this. Why everyone who especially eat chicken rice is fainted, vomiting?"
"Sorry sir. This is my fault. Please don't call police." said the chef.
"I will do that shit first" said Suruli.
"No sir no sir..." said the chef.
" I call police then I'm call an ambulance. Hello police." said Suruli.
"Sir sir...please don't call sir." said the chef.
After ten minutes, a bunch of 5 police were came to the restaurant.
"Hey.. who is Suruli Rexa?" said the police officer.
"Me me sir..I was called you" said Suruli
"What's problem?" said the police officer.
"Sir, you see sir...because of his fucking chicken rice, my friend and a guy beside me fainted, vomiting." said Suruli.
"Damn...did you call ambulance." said the police officer.
"Yes sir...I already called." said Suruli.
Then suddenly, the guy beside me was wake up and continue eating. Unexpectedally my friend also was being normal and start to eat.
I was totally blanked and asked my friend "Hey don't you feel fainted and vomit just now?"
Then my friend just said no and continue eating.
The police were so angry and pull my shirt and asked "Did you give wrong information to me? If you do like this, you will be jailed for 2 years and a fine of RM 4000.Do you want ?"
I was literally crying and started to beg the police officer. Suddenly, my friend and the one who beside me was laughing hardly.
Then unexpectedally the police officer also were laughing and the bloody chef said that it's a prank, see the camera behind you.
I was totally ashamed on there.
Ya that's all my story." said Suruli his ashamed story.
Everyone at the van surprisingly not laughing.
"Guys, you have to laugh " said Suruli.
"Wait a minute, are you cry at there? Is there some girls at least 1 girl laughed to you?" said Pandya's friend.
"For your first question, it's yes. For your second question absolutely not" said Suruli.
"Hey hey don't lie you fool...how can one girl also didn't laughed at you?" said Margret.
"I was remaining my self respect and dignity at there." said Suruli with confidence.
"Wait, I have got see short news on newspaper two months ago about the same case... wait when this incident that you told happened ?" said Pichu Singh.
"I think like 24/2/1995. Time around 3-3.45pm. Wait no no, it's Feb 20 1995 and time around 3.30pm"said Suruli.
The news at Pichu's newspaper is absolutely same. He was took photo at his phone.
"Is this same as what you tell?" said Pichu Singh.
"Yes yes..." said Suruli.
"And I have noticed that a girl were laughing at there like hell even though it's a photo." said Pichu Singh.
Suruli was ashamed and everyone at the van were started laughing hardly.
"Dei, can you give me water?" said Pichu Singh.
"Why, you want to complain about that like at TCRS two months ago?" said Pandya.
Once again, everyone started laughing.
"Sir, you also huh?" said Suruli.
Pandya just give a short smile.
"Ok, Margret, do you want to share with us?" said Pichu Singh.
"Hmmm...no I don't have the mood to share. I just feel that it is not necessary to share. I need to take rest for a while because I'm period." said Margret.
'Oh, sorry. So, I ended up with my one. My one is quite simple." said Pichu Singh.
"So, when I was at France for my audition, I was selected for the audition and I have a golden chance to sing a French song for a movie La Haine. First of all I'm damn not good in English. I just get a 2A in SPM and my fucking English I get a gorgeous G.
So they give me all English+ French lyrics, I was totally blanked at there and I said "Is there no translation for this?"
You know what the lyrisict and composer said "Shut the fuck up and just sing.".
I was literally angry but I have to do because of the money that they will give which is RM 4000. So I started to sing.
"When I started to sing, you know what is the 1st line of the lyric, Hey Pitch Colour Guy, you know what's my name? I accidentally said Bitch instead of Pitch. Then they were slithly laughed. Then the second line also I was wrong. You know what the second lyric is I'm from Peninsula. I accidentally said Penisula instead of Peninsula. After I finished sing, they were called me and said that I have said bad words on the lyric by accidentally. Then only I realize and ashamed at there. Then, they corrected my words using a software AI.
Yeah , that's all. Short and simple" said Pichu Singh.
"I think you should start first." said Margret.
Everyone at the van were laughed and tease Pichu Singh.