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Chapter 31 - Chapter 31. Guest (2)

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As soon as Liu Ruoxia left, Baldy Song followed in impatiently. He pulled a stool with an anxious look and wanted to sit next to Li Xianxian.

"Go sit aside, you smell like cooking fumes, it's awful!"

Li Xianxian ordered bluntly, and Baldy Song made a bitter face. "I have no choice...Xianxian, you know, I'm just a kitchen helper. I'm not in charge, and I have to watch over the kitchen every day. How can I not smell of cooking fumes?"

"Then you're really useless." Li Xianxian laughed at him as they drank. "You've been hanging around in Xianyun Sect for over a decade and are still just menial workers. Sigh, what else can you do? You're still a million miles away from getting into my bed, don't you understand, Baldy Song?"

"Hehe." Baldy Song didn't even blush. He sat aside, stretched his neck, and used his nose to smell the feminine fragrance emanating from Li Xianxian. He felt as comfortable as if he had eaten ginseng fruit. He looked at her with infatuation and said, "There is naturally a huge gap between me and a beautiful fairy like you. Isn't it a mercy of you that you are willing to lower your head to look at a lowly servant like me?"

"Fairy?"

Li Xianxian, holding the wine glass, glanced at him sideways. "I am the dignified Senior Sister of the Xianyun Sect, a fairy admired by all the five major immortal sects. How can a lowly servant like you dare to touch me? Kneel down now!"

Seeing her cold and beautiful expression, Baldy Song trembled as if he had been electrocuted. His wretched face flushed crimson. He stood up tremblingly, knelt down, and looked up at Li Xianxian who was sitting on the chair, shouting, "Master... Sister."

"You're just a servant, go to hell."

Li Xianxian tilted the wine glass and poured the wine in the glass onto Tuzi Song's bald head, splashing the wine all over his face. However, Tuzi Song was not angry at all. Instead, he opened his mouth wide and drank the wine from the "fairy's" wine glass sip by sip, his face full of intoxication.

Finally, Baldy Song roared wildly and pounced on Li Xianxian: "Big Sister, Big Sister, I love your piano playing so much. I, I listen to it every day...Big Sister!"

At this moment, Baldy Song was like a hairless wild monkey, hugging Li Xianxian and biting her wildly. His lips were like fire, licking and biting her white neck back and forth. He grabbed her towering breasts with both hands and rubbed them through the uniform of the outer disciple of Xianyun Sect. His lower body was thrusting back and forth like crazy, and his thick and hard cock was poking her thigh through several layers of clothes.

"Song Baldy, how dare you! Let me go!"

"You bastard...ah, be gentle."

The small private room was filled with a chaotic and fiery atmosphere. It was not until Baldy Song's body shook a few times and a thick sperm shot out that his crazy movements stopped a little. He was kicked away by Li Xianxian, whose clothes were disheveled and her snow-white breasts were faintly exposed.

The two of them panted, and when the atmosphere quieted down a bit, Baldy Song, whose crotch was wet, showed a strange expression: "You Baldy Song, you are so bold that you dare to imagine me as a master... Sister, hmm."

"No, no."

Baldy Song suddenly stood up and covered her mouth with his hand. He looked around before letting go and whispered, "Senior Sister, no, Junior Sister, please don't talk about...what happened just now!"

"Bah, your hands stink!" Li Xianxian glanced at him coquettishly. "Weren't you quite bold just now? How come you're so gutless now after ejaculating once? Baldy Song, oh Baldy Song, you don't even dare to think about it. No wonder you've become such a jerk!"

Baldy Song clamped his wet crotch between his legs and said awkwardly, "Junior sister, I'm not afraid of you laughing at me. I just want to...but who in the Xianyun Sect doesn't want to?"

His eyes gradually brightened as he looked at Li Xianxian: "If you, Junior Sister, are willing to wear the same clothes as me and sleep with me once, then my life will be worth it!!"

"You are so beautiful."

Li Xianxian threw the wine glass over with a smile and cursed, and Song Tuzi caught it in a panic.

"Baldy Song, let me tell you something," Li Xianxian said sternly, "Although I, Li Xianxian, am not a decent woman, what I despise most in my life is men without ability. If you want to sleep with me, you'll have to show what you can do!"

"These wine and food…"

"You think these mere meals and drinks are payment for whoring?!"

"Well."

Baldy Song's momentum weakened a bit. In the entire Xianyun Sect, only his junior sister would dare to talk about such a thing as prostitution money openly.

Being both a Xianyun Sect disciple and a prostitute, Baldy Song could say with certainty that in his twenty years in the Xianyun Sect, and for the next few decades, he would only have this one chance to get his hands on a female Xianyun Sect disciple, a female junior sister, a female, a fairy, a fairy... a senior sister!!

When he thought of the senior sister in her flowing white dress and slender waist, Baldy Song looked at Li Xianxian with eager eyes again.

"roll."

"Junior sister,"

"If you can't get the Foundation Establishment Pill, forget it!"

As the two were arguing, the door of the private room rang. Li Xianxian was startled and hurriedly adjusted her clothes. At the same time, she poured a glass of wine directly onto Baldy Song's crotch, which startled Baldy Song. "Junior sister, what are you doing?"

"Idiot, your thing smells so bad! If anyone knew what happened just now, I would definitely skin you alive!"

"...How do you explain that?"

"Just say you're drunk. Come on, pretend to be drunk!"

Baldy Song resigned himself to his fate and drank a large pot of wine before pretending to be drunk and walking over to open the door.

As soon as he saw the person outside the door, Baldy Song was so angry that he almost exploded. He slapped him directly: "It turned out to be you, old man! Damn! You scared me!"

When a brave man is angry, he draws his sword against the stronger one; when a coward is angry, he draws his sword against the weaker one.

"Who is it?" Li Xianxian asked. Baldy Song wanted to chase the old man away, but after hearing what he said, he brought him in. "It's an old man under my command, Xianxian... Junior Sister, look."

Li Xianxian frowned as she watched the short, ugly old man, who exuded an inexplicable unpleasant odor, walk in with his body shrunken.

She thought that Baldy Song was ugly enough and was the worst customer she had ever had.

But compared to this old man, Baldy Song can actually be said to be handsome.

Especially the stench on the old man reminded Li Xianxian of some mountain horse thieves she had received. They often stayed in the mountains for several months, and every time they came to the town, they were like moving cesspools.

"It's bad luck to tell him to get out of here quickly."

Li Xianxian lost her appetite and threw her chopsticks on the table. She asked angrily, "Who is this old man? How could the Xianyun Sect have such a servant?"

"His name is Old Man Li. He has been in Xianyun Sect for decades. I guess the elders knew that if they kicked him out, he would die suddenly, so they kept him around."

Baldy Song explained, then turned around and yelled at Old Man Li to get out quickly.

"Manager Song."

Old Man Li looked up at Li Xianxian, his eyes flashing with a hint of heat, but he quickly remembered the purpose of his visit and said hurriedly, "As I told you before, have you found a suitable magical weapon?"

"What magic weapon?" Baldy Song obviously forgot.

"It's a magical instrument that can preserve fragrance for a long time!"

"Why would you want that thing, you old fool?" Baldy Song was furious again. "Even if he had one, you can't afford it. Any magical tool costs hundreds of low-grade spirit stones. Do you have the money?"

He was crazy about money now, so he asked subconsciously.

Unexpectedly, after taking a look at Li Xianxian, the old man hesitated for a moment, then nodded and said, "As long as Manager Song can help me find a magic weapon, I am willing to give you a Spirit Source Pill!"

Lingyuan Pill!

After hearing the name, Li Xianxian finally endured the stench and looked at him with curious eyes.

Lingyuan Pill is slightly less valuable than Foundation Establishment Pill. Its function is to assist in cultivation, but most practitioners tend to only take it when they are about to make a breakthrough. Only those who have enough spirit stones at home will take Lingyuan Pill once every ten days or half a month to speed up their cultivation.

This kind of elixir aroused Li Xianxian's interest more than the foundation-building elixir.

"You have the Spiritual Source Pill?" Baldy Song clearly didn't believe it. After looking him up and down for a few times, he suddenly kicked him. "You old fool, you're deliberately teasing me. If you have the Spiritual Source Pill, just sell it and buy some magical tools. Why bother trading with me? Go back and fetch some water!"

Old Man Li, who carried water all year round, was quite skilled. After dodging the kick, he stood at the door with an embarrassed look on his face and whispered, "Manager Song, I, I don't know who to trade with, so I came to you."

"Haha, you said you have a Spiritual Source Pill, can you take it out and let me see it?"

"I can't take it out right now, wait for me..."

"You can't even produce it, yet you're asking for an exchange? You old fool, I think you're itching for trouble again!"

Baldy Song chased and scolded him, and finally drove him away, and immediately closed the door of the box.

Turning to look at Li Xianxian, Baldy Song revealed an embarrassed expression: "Junior Sister, this old man really deserves to die. He deliberately came to tease me..."

"Oh, just for fun."

Li Xianxian looked at him with a smile.

Baldy Song soon couldn't stand it anymore and said embarrassedly, "Nothing can be hidden from your discerning eyes, Junior Sister! Yes, I want to check whether Old Man Li has the Lingyuan Pill. If not, I will beat him up. If he does..."

Baldy Song boldly stepped forward with a lecherous look, hugged Li Xianxian's small shoulders, and kissed her fiercely on the face with his big mouth: "I will get the elixir and give it to you, Junior Sister, to practice, so that you can successfully build your foundation. Then... hehehe!"

Thinking that he would be able to fuck a cultivator in the Foundation Establishment Stage in the future, Baldy Song was so excited that his bald forehead turned red.

"...What are you going to do?" Li Xianxian asked him after hesitating for a moment.

This was different from her previous ways of "making money". It was not that the man and woman were in love and the other party gave it to her voluntarily. Instead, she, Li Xianxian, and Song Tuzi used the methods of adultery to seize the elixir that might be in the hands of Old Man Li.

This inevitably made Li Xianxian hesitate.

"Hey, I'll get that old guy out of the way first, and then go take a look at where he lives. He has to fetch water during the day, so there are plenty of opportunities."

"What if I can't find the elixir?"

"If we can't find him, then... we can only wait." Baldy Song was deflated. "The old man is not afraid of death at all. Beating him is useless. But I will have people keep an eye on him. I'm afraid he won't reveal himself."

"...Not right." Li Xianxian shook her head. "I've heard that some magic can easily find traces of a crime. The government once hired a famous detective to perform a spell, and they found the criminal in less than a day."

Baldy Song laughed heartily: "Junior sister, you are really... silly and adorable. How could the elders care if an old man lost something? Not to mention it was just a mere Spirit Source Pill!"

Li Xianxian hesitated for a long time again. Baldy Song became anxious and kept urging her.

"Bald Song!"

Li Xianxian seemed to have made up her mind. She suddenly looked at him and asked, "If you and I had nothing to do, and you knew that old man had the elixir, would you go get it?"

"Of course!" Baldy Song's eyes flashed with a fierce look. "That old fellow is extremely poor. The elixir must have been obtained by accident. If I don't take it, someone else will take it after knowing about it!"

"Okay then. I'll be leaving first."

Li Xianxian stood up suddenly and walked towards the box door.

"Hey, Junior Sister?!"

"Remember, you just had a meal with me today to please me. I didn't meet any old man Li, and I didn't get involved in these messes. If you need elixirs in the future, you can come to me. If not, don't come to me!"

After saying that, Li Xianxian quickly left here, not wanting to stay for a moment longer.

Baldy Song, who was left behind, was stunned for a long time. "Is this prostitute sister too timid, or is she guilty? Tsk tsk, even a prostitute has to change her ways. This is really a strange story."

"Hey, since you won't do it, then I'll do it. With just a few moves, I'll make that old man hand over the pills obediently!"

Baldy Song had several vicious ideas in his mind. After drinking the remaining wine in Li Xianxian's glass, he called his men to give them instructions.

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