"Stop... Grrr."
"Gah!"
Fully automatic battle... how convenient. It's been 30 years since I was reincarnated, but I've never been injured in battle.
"Ugh...!! Someone stop him!!"
"The war god...!! The war god is coming!!"
Even now, he was leaving his allies behind and charging into the enemy's main camp, but he hadn't even gotten a scratch. He was slicing the enemy into pieces like silken tofu, tearing them up and throwing them, tearing them up and throwing them, until he was crushing them.
"I never thought he'd go this far, I must have misjudged him..."
Before I knew it, the enemy commander-in-chief was right in front of me. Since I had been fighting on full auto since the start of the battle, I didn't know his name. I think his name was Rin...Rin...Ran Nantara.
His subordinates called him one of the Three Great Generals of Zhao, and he seems to have been a very famous general in China. Famous means he must have been a great general. Perhaps he was also a great figure in history.
But, unfortunate Ran something. When I was reincarnated into the Warring States period, I received two cheats from God. With those, I would never die, and I would never lose a battle.
"Goodbye. Die regretting having opposed me."
Saying that, I swung my spear down at Ran something.
I won. What should I make for dinner tonight? The next moment I was about to think that, something came flying from the side.
I avoided it with the smallest of movements, grabbed the spear in my hand, and stabbed Ran something with all my might.
Yep... Fully automatic battle is merciless. If you grabbed a weapon, you'd be saying "Who the hell are you?!"... but look, the person who threw the weapon looks stunned.
"Lan Xiangru-samaaaaa!!"
Wow, what a big voice! Ah, his name is Lan Xiangru. I finally know the name of my enemy.
"Lord Guren!!"
Suddenly, he heard an angry voice coming from behind him. He turned around like a rusty robot, and saw his subordinate with puffed cheeks leading around 4,000 soldiers.
"Kyo, Gyo..."
She was a former subordinate of Ouki and currently my close aide. She was also a fearsome female swordsman.
"You're acting on your own again...!! If you don't tell me something before you go, I'll be in trouble!!"
"Sorry..."
"This is not something that can be solved by just apologizing! You are the supreme commander! What will you do if you are killed in a trap?! If you are going to charge, take your soldiers with you!"
"No, but..."
"No, but that's not true!! Are you really a child?! I've told you so many times but you don't change, so that's why I'm angry!!"
"Sorry... sorry..."
"It's not that I want you to apologize! How many times have I apologized up until now?! I've asked you over and over again, but you still didn't listen! Do you really think you're in the wrong? Your apology is far too light! Don't you think you can just get through this situation? Well, I'll tell you, I'll keep on blaming you until you listen! Besides, you've been doing things on your own too much! Even in the last battle--"
Is she a parent? Is she a parent? Is she my mother? What a noisy guy... His subordinates look shocked, and the enemy is stunned, their mouths hanging open at his sudden lecture...
What should I do? This atmosphere. I mean, I don't really have any right to act on my own... I'm the commander-in-chief after all. I won't die anyway, and I've never been injured. Just trust me already.
"Are you listening to me?!"
"Yes, yes, I'm listening."
"Don't lie! I didn't hear you!"
"Shut up, I'm apologizing. At least forgive me."
"Huh?! What's with that attitude?! I'm saying this for your own good!!"
"I'm the general."
"Huh? What's this all of a sudden? Great General? So what?"
"Gou, you're lower in rank than me..."
"So? So what? What's wrong with getting angry at an idiot who charges into enemy lines on his own initiative?"
"..."
Someone help me... Wasn't the hierarchy absolute in the Spring and Autumn and Warring States periods? I'm a general and Gyou is a commander of 5,000 men... so why do I have to be scolded by someone two years below me...?
I looked at my subordinates and they quickly turned their faces away. I looked at the enemy and saw their veins bulging. They were angrier than me. Their whole bodies were trembling and it looked like they were about to launch an all-out attack.
Ah... I'll shut him up quickly.
"Why don't you say something? Am I in the wrong? What do you think? You're the one in the wrong, right? Come on, answer me quickly――Mmm!? Wait... slurp ♡♡ slurp... ♡♡ hold on... ♡♡ squelch... ♡♡ stop... ♡♡ squelch... ♡♡ lick ♡♡ lick ♡♡ squelch... ♡♡ slurp... ♡♡ puhaa... ♡♡"
"Has your anger subsided?"
"Haa...♡♡ Haa...♡♡ Haa...♡♡"
Fuu... As expected, women shut up as soon as you kiss them. Gyou was no exception, and when I kissed her she shut up. Her cheeks were flushed and her face was melting with pleasure, so I'm sure she couldn't complain anymore.
Perhaps because it was the usual course of events, my subordinates didn't say anything. They just sighed. However, it seemed the enemy was different, and perhaps they had reached their limit of patience, as I heard a shout from behind me for the second time that day.
"You bastards...!! After killing Lady Lan Xiangru, you have the nerve to show us such a disgrace...!! We will never let you return alive!! Kill Guren!!"
"""Aaaaaaaaahhhh!!!!""
The enemy has become a dead soldier again. I always think this, but isn't the battle over once the general is killed? That's always the case in Chinese manga... I guess reality and manga are different after all.
"Do it."
Giving orders to my allies, I quickly retreated.
I'll kill you!! and Wait, Gurennnnn!! I hear them, but I ignore them. If I fight seriously, it'll never end. Should I hurry home and take a bath, or should I hold you before that? I'll make you moan like always.
Guhehe, looking forward to it.