Mystery Learned
Regular Super Villain Powers:
Undefeatable Super Speed,
Every Super Power There Is,
Alternate Reality Self,
Uncatchable, Learning, Invincible, Super Stamina, Super Durable, Invulnerable, Intangibility, Curses you with Death If Killed, Comic Book Spaceship Taxi Car I am telling you that you did not catch him Absolute Complete Escape Stealth Infused
Smoke Bombs, Adapting Ultimate Strength, random science cult gun when you caught me committing a crime, random board game bring me back to life and I somehow won whatever I was trying to do afterlife coupon, Super Acrobatics, Ice Breath, Enormous Hell Fire Laser Beam from both my eyes when you get to close to winning against me, get out of jail because I might have been too funny that day Coupon, I was eating my favorite donut as a Police Officer and you killed me for no reason illusion evolving evil Super Strength, you lose half your game health bar if you prove I'm a super villain but only on Tuesdays, Lightning Arctic Lava Laser Vision, Moon Energy Language Translation Harnessing Alien,
Random military science cult gun,
Random evil person gun and you didn't see it coming because they are evil,
Random Take Over the Planet Conspiracy Gum, random board game cult gun and really it's just any super power there is, when you call someone to get him caught as a super villain you end up getting caught instead because he was just helping you with your homework and you and him are at a college that teaches anything you want illusion, adapting endless super villain strength super villain power.