Yo, what's up
So it's August 16 and I just finished watching Part 1 of Wednesday Season Two and damn… I thought, Like, Sheeeeet , this is exactly what I needed. And then it clicked, Lets write it!!!
I'm thinking of trying to update a chapter every day… but I won't lie, can't promise it'll be like my Game of Thrones fanfic. That one's a translation, so it's doable.
This one? Totally original, so it's gonna be messy as hell. Full-time? Nah, bro. Maybe if Patreon starts throwing some serious cash my way, I could grind harder. Until then… we'll see how it goes.
Also, I literally just wrote and uploaded it today. Early access chapters on Patreon might take some time. Honestly, if I keep saying "I'll do it later" guess what… later never comes. So I just started. And if this shit blows up… damn, that'd be hype. So yeah, support me, alright?
Now about the characters
Just like the title said- Enid? Love interest for sure. Why? 'CAUSE SHE CUTE AS HELL!! A bubbly, chaos-bundle. Lowkey reminds me of my ex… yeah, sorry, not sorry.
Harem? Maybe, but chill. If it happens it won't be more than three. And which characters might show up… we'll see. Maybe if Patreon blows up, y'all can decide.
This novel's gonna be action, romance, slice-of-life, adventure all rolled into one.
The MC will face crazy shit, supernatural chaos, awkward moments, and just… survive somehow. Classic "what the fuck is happening" energy, but fun, relatable, and messy.
So buckle up, grab a snack, and let's fucking goooooo!!!
And yeah, if you wanna see early chapters or bonus content, show some love on Patreon. Your boy could use it.
patreon.com/Captain_Lag
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Date- 22/08/25. (spoilers ahead!)
Author's Note:
Woke up to some comments that soured my mood a bit, but I get it, I'm still a newbie writer figuring things out. Just a reminder though: not everything is meant to be explained right away! Some things need a few more chapters before they make sense, so I hope you'll be patient with me.
For example, someone mentioned Valen hating Bianca "just because of the show." That's not the case, and since this isn't a canon retelling, Valen's presence changes things. He's a new factor in the story, and as cousins, there is history between him and Bianca. It'll unfold in time.
On shapeshifting - one of my homies pointed out that in Wednesday, shapeshifting usually means turning into animals or Hydes. True, but the show also has full-body mimics called "shapeshifters," so the term is flexible. My vocab is limited, so maybe I didn't explain Valen's father's powers clearly - that one's on me.
Anyway, since expectations seem low, here are a few small spoilers to set the stage:
MC:Valen Kael Veynar Draemont — a halfling of a siren and a forgotten bloodline outcast.
The Outcasts (his father's side):They're called Eidolons, from the Greek eidolon ("phantom/apparition"). Said to be echoes of warriors who once fell in battle, their essence refused to fade, passing into bloodlines as a hereditary curse.
Abilities:
Phantom Manifestation: summon spectral weapons (blades, chains, spears) forged from their essence.
Shapeshifting: twist their forms in fragments (claws, armor, partial transformations).
Intangibility (limited): blur through matter briefly, leaving afterimages.
Weaknesses:
Fragmented identity (voices, echoes in their mind).
Burnout (destabilization from overuse).
Silvered mirrors reveal their true fractured selves.
Appearance:Eyes glow faint silver/blue when powers surface. Weapons shimmer ghost-like, leaving trails. Full forms are partly translucent, armored, or skeletal.
Community Role:Eidolons are feared and distrusted. Werewolves see them as unnatural, vampires call them "souls that won't die." They usually isolate themselves or form brotherhoods.
Valen will also inherit some basic siren traits (voice, charisma, underwater breathing).
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Harem-
Enid (Emma Myers)
Wednesday (Jenna Ortega)
and a third character not yet revealed.
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And yeah Mc's dad doesn't die in chapter 7.
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And most importantly: if you notice any plot holes or inconsistencies, please point them out! I really want to improve this story, and your feedback will help me fix things before they become bigger problems..
More things will be updated later!
Thanks for reading and sticking around 🙏