The monster barreled toward them, every inch of it a nightmare. Motohama and Matsuda clung to Issei, shrieking in terror, their arms locked tight around him.
Issei wanted to run—God, he wanted to run—but with these two idiots hanging off him, escape was impossible. Despair welled up inside.
This is it. We're done for.
But just as the stray devil's claws were about to sink into them—
WHOOM!
A blinding pink glow erupted from Issei, swelling and shimmering until a massive, translucent breast-shaped shield enveloped all three boys.
The charging devil slammed straight into the shield—only to bounce off like it had hit a giant slab of jello, its hulking body sent flying.
CRASH!
It smashed through a nearby building, bricks and glass raining down. The devil staggered to its feet, howling in disbelief:
"What the hell is that?!"
The trio blinked, stunned. Then, as relief washed over them, shock gave way to wild, giddy excitement.
"Oppai! That's Oppai!" Motohama shouted.
"Issei, you've awakened a new power!" Matsuda cheered.
"You're basically Super Saiyan now, Issei!!!"
Eyes shining, Motohama and Matsuda scrambled upright, practically vibrating with joy.
Issei clenched his fists, face flushed with adrenaline.
"The power of Oppai! This is Oppai's true strength!"
"So strong! So insanely strong!!!"
...Well, aside from the rush of excitement, Issei didn't actually feel all that different.
"Die already!!!"
Forget Oppai—these human mages were mocking him even now! The devil's fury boiled over. He unleashed a barrage of spells, hurling magic at the trio.
BOOM! BOOM! BOOM! BOOM! BOOM!
Explosions ripped through the air—but the spells bounced harmlessly off the breast-shaped shield.
Motohama and Matsuda, faces pale seconds ago, now burst out laughing, taunting the monster with reckless bravado.
"Hahaha... Come on, ugly! Hit us harder! Give it your best shot!"
"Idiot! Blow us up! See if you can!"
Issei, moved nearly to tears, balled his fists.
Evil could never comprehend the glory of Oppai.
How powerful—Oppai!
How magnificent—Oppai!!
How beautiful—Oppai!!!
"I don't believe it!!!"
Eyes blazing red, the devil roared. He poured every ounce of his magic into a single, colossal energy sphere—his ultimate attack.
No way that filthy magic could withstand this!
CRACKLE...
BOOOOOM!
The street exploded in a storm of fire and rubble, half the block obliterated.
But—
Boing... boing...
The giant pink shield bounced and rolled, jiggling like jelly, then settled. Inside, the three boys were untouched.
"Impossible!!!"
The devil's mind snapped. He stared, teeth grinding, at the invincible shield.
"Motohama, Matsuda—I always believed—"
"Oppai is the greatest thing in this world!"
Tears streamed down Issei's face as he sniffled out the words.
"Yeah, we believe it too now, Issei!" Motohama and Matsuda replied, faces solemn.
Their energy restored, three pairs of massive breasts once again protruded from their chests. The trio locked eyes on the last surviving monster, then shouted in unison:
"Oppai Invincible!!!"
Pew pew pew pew pew pew—
Six pink beams shot through the air, striking the stray devil, who could only scream in despair:
"What perverted magic! What perverted humans!"
"Ahhhhhhh!!!"
BOOM!
The devil's agonized wail ended in a thunderous blast. Its massive body disintegrated, reduced to dust scattered on the wind.
Silence fell. Motohama, Matsuda, and Issei let out long, shaky breaths—then broke into grins.
Victory belonged to Oppai.
"Hehe... this girl's pretty cute," Motohama mused, eyeing the bespectacled girl who'd fainted during the chaos.
"Hey, wake up. Can you hear us?" Issei gently patted her cheek.
"Ah... monsters! There are monsters!" The girl jolted upright, terror etched on her face.
"Don't worry, miss. The monsters are history," Issei said, trying for his best hero voice.
"No need to thank us—we're the Oppai Heroes, guardians of world peace!" Matsuda declared.
"Hehe... but if you really want to thank us, how about a date with me?" Motohama chimed in.
"Damn you, Matsuda! If anyone gets a date, it should be me!" Motohama retorted.
"Date me! I did all the work!" Issei argued.
The three began bickering, voices rising, faces flushed, none willing to back down...
Truth be told, the girl was genuinely cute—pretty face, nice figure, only her chest was a little... lacking.
It was only now the trio realized: the bespectacled girl was staring at their chests, eyes wide as saucers.
Because their Oppai energy hadn't faded yet, all three still sported enormous breasts. Compared to theirs, the girl's own modest chest looked... tragic.
"Ha... haha..." Issei stammered, mortified.
"Miss, let us explain—" he started, but—
SLAP!
She smacked Issei across the face.
"Ahhh—perverts!!!"
Screaming, she scrambled to her feet and bolted.
"Damn that ungrateful girl!" Issei groaned, clutching his cheek.
To treat your saviors like this—this world was hopeless!
"Issei, stay strong. Heroes are always misunderstood. Even if no one gets us, we have to keep moving forward!" Motohama said, patting his shoulder.
"Yeah, when we chose to save the world, we accepted this fate!" Matsuda added.
They were idiots and terrible friends, but right now, Issei felt strangely grateful.
"Motohama, Matsuda—you guys...!"
Motohama and Matsuda exchanged glances, and a silent, wicked grin passed between them.
Heh. If we can't date that cute girl, neither can you, Issei.
If Issei knew what they were thinking, he'd probably cut ties with these two morons on the spot.
"My stomach's growling. Issei, Motohama, let's get some late-night food."
"Yeah! Let's celebrate another step on our heroic journey!"
"Issei, you're buying this time."
"Why is it always me?!"
...
Joking and bickering, the three Oppai Heroes—sworn defenders of world peace—vanished into the night.
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