(Volume IV: The Second Wind and Robot wars)
"The Mo Wang is back to full health!"
Outside the St. Freya infirmary, Mo Wang, having finally removed the mountain of white bandages from his body, was laughing maniacally at the sky, drawing strange looks from the surrounding Valkyries.
Didn't the Captain just break a few bones in the last battle?
Why does it look like his head isn't doing much better?
Could it be... that his brain was scrambled by all that crap in the last fight?
Here, we have to mention the previous battle against Anti-Entropy.
Because Anti-Entropy had deployed a clone of the First Herrscher, Welt, and said clone retained the power of a Pseudo-Herrscher, Theresa and Ai-chan, those two little geniuses, decided to give the official report a major revision to prevent unnecessary worry among the Valkyries.
Well, the part about Theresa and the others' battle was fine.
As for Mo Wang's part... it was a bit abstract.
What was clearly an epic battle against a Herrscher-level foe, where Mo Wang used every trick in the book to soundly defeat the enemy and successfully save Kiana and the other Valkyries, was altered.
And after the alteration?
The perfectly fine Joyce clone was changed into a weirdo covered head to toe in crap, capable only of babbling "Abababa..."
Furthermore, this weirdo would constantly attack with its crap-covered hands.
Even Kiana, Mei, and the others were so overwhelmed by the enemy's foul stench that they passed out.
And at that critical moment, Mo Wang, holding back his nausea, stood up and fought a great battle with this crap-covered freak.
In the end, at the cost of breaking every bone in his body, he finally defeated the enemy.
Alright, in a way, this revised story was perhaps even more terrifying to the Valkyries than the original.
And Anti-Entropy's image began to crumble into something truly bizarre.
From the results, it seemed even Otto had tacitly approved of this version of events.
Anti-Entropy never came out to refute it.
The only problem was Mo Wang... he had no idea what had happened.
If anyone else found out that he was seriously injured in a fight with a poop monster, his life would probably be over.
"I say, why are you so noisy the moment you get out? Didn't you learn to be quiet after being hospitalized for so many days?"
Just as Mo Wang came out, the familiar white-haired Tuna had already arrived in front of him.
It was Mei, Bronya, and Kiana, who had come specifically to pick him up after learning he was being discharged today.
"Well, who do we have here? If it isn't the white-haired Tuna! You scoundrel! I'm finally free today! Prepare to die!"
"Stay away from me! You Crap Monster! Eek~ Mei, save me!"
"What Crap Monster?! You stand right there, you white-haired Tuna, and explain yourself! Weren't you the one who got grabbed by the neck by that thing?!"
"Gah! I don't want to remember! I don't want to remember!"
"You two, can't you just be quiet for a moment?"
Mei and Bronya, on the side, didn't know whether to laugh or cry seeing that Mo Wang and Kiana were as energetic as ever.
"Mo Wang, I heard you were discharged?"
And just as Mo Wang and Kiana were roughhousing, another white-haired person, who was at least half a head shorter than Kiana, also appeared outside the infirmary.
"Yo, isn't it our dear Principal? Long time no see! Let me give you a hug!"
Seeing Theresa appear, Mo Wang unhesitatingly abandoned the paramecium on the side and lunged towards Theresa.
Who was he kidding? How could a stupid, loud-mouthed, white-haired idiot be as wonderful as a legal loli?
"Eek~ Stay away from me, you."
Seeing Mo Wang lunging at her, Theresa quickly reached out her hands to push him away.
But unfortunately for her, Mo Wang had just received another power-up, and now, even in terms of physical strength, he had already surpassed Theresa.
By the time Theresa reacted, Mo Wang was already hugging her and preparing to plant a kiss.
"Principal! I really missed you! Flying tackle! Smooch!"
"Someone help! There's a perverted lolicon here!"
Theresa desperately tried to push Mo Wang's head away, but in just a short while, her face was already covered in Mo Wang's saliva.
Combined with the earlier mention of the "Crap Crusader," it felt like this Principal was now beyond saving.
"What the heck! Why is he hugging and kissing Great-Aunt like that! Is this guy really a perverted lolicon?"
Seeing Mo Wang clinging to Theresa, Kiana on the side grumbled with a hint of jealousy.
"Hmm, it's clear that Kiana is quite envious."
And just then, Bronya, standing beside Kiana, began her sharp commentary.
"Who's envious! Who'd want to be hugged and kissed by that Crap Crusader!"
Hearing Bronya's words, Kiana's hair stood on end like a cat's.
But seeing her desperate attempt to hide it, a faint smile appeared on Bronya's lips.
"Hmph. Speaking of which, aren't you the type Mo Wang prefers, Bronya? Look at you, a standard little loli."
As Kiana spoke, she didn't forget to glance at Bronya's "barren" figure.
"Heh. It's obvious the white-haired paramecium is Mo Wang's favorite, isn't it."
"Everyone, please stop arguing!"
And while Kiana and Bronya were bickering, a certain black-haired girl in the trio couldn't help but feel like she was being ignored.
And, in fact, she was.
After all, in most trios, there's always one person who ends up being the background character, lacking any real presence.
And Mei, well, before she became the true Herrscher of Thunder, she really didn't have much of a presence (no offense to Mei fans, thank you).
"Stop fooling around, Mo Wang! I'm here to talk to you about something important."
"What is it, Principal? You don't have to treat me to dinner. Though, if you're offering, I'd like to take you to scoop some goldfish."
"You sound like some washed-up old man from a manga. Can you please be serious for once? This is important!" Theresa said angrily.
"Fine, fine. I'm listening. What is it?"
Mo Wang yawned. All that roughhousing had made him a little sleepy.
"Oh, Grandpa wants you to make a trip to the Oceania Branch."
"The Oceania Branch, huh? Wait a minute... where did you say?"
"The Oceania Branch. It's a new branch, only established a few years ago. Is there a problem?"
Theresa gave Mo Wang a strange look.
"A huge problem!"
The moment he heard the name, Mo Wang threw himself at Theresa's large... oh, wait, no, her short little legs, and started wailing. "No way, Principal! I've bled for St. Freya! I only took a few days of sick leave, you don't have to kick me out now, do you?! I'll even give up my position as Captain of the Hyperion, can't I?!"
Theresa: (`—_—')
What nonsense is he spouting now? Did he really get crap stuffed in his brain?