"What are you doing, Director? This is so weird..."
Mo Wang shuddered as Olga Marie stuck her head toward him, goosebumps breaking out on his skin.
"Hmph! What are you talking about?! Y-you, give me one of those too, that... buff thing... D-don't get the wrong idea! I just want to verify if this magecraft is really as amazing as it seems. Don't you misunderstand!" Olga Marie averted her face, her cheeks faintly pink. Her tsundere levels were practically off the charts.
"Oh, you want a buff too. Alright, I'll get you one."
Seeing the tsundere Olga Marie, Mo Wang chuckled and placed his hand on her head.
"What gives? Nothing happened. You... you were just tricking me, weren't you?"
Olga Marie looked at her own hands, feeling no different than before.
"Oh, it's probably just because you're not a Servant, Director. Looks like humans can't get the buff." Mo Wang shrugged, indicating that it wasn't his fault.
"Really? For some reason, I feel like you just wanted to pat my head." Olga Marie's eyes narrowed, as if she had seen right through his little scheme.
"Oops, the Director figured it out? Don't tell me the buff went straight to your intelligence stat?" Mo Wang looked at Olga Marie with mock surprise.
"Go to hell!" Hearing Mo Wang say that, the embarrassed and enraged Olga Marie immediately charged at him with her fists raised.
"That was exhilarating, Master! With this level of magical energy, I'm sure we can take care of that Saber in no time!"
Meanwhile, the Doggo, fresh off of casting "Explosion," had fully embraced his new power and sauntered back with a grin.
Hehe, fireballs are so much fun. Damn Lancer class? Never heard of it.
"That's right, Senpai! With this kind of power, I'm sure we can defeat Saber quickly!"
Mash, who had also received the buff, was now full of confidence.
Feeling the power coursing through their bodies, the two of them felt like they could take on Saber and rip her head off.
"Tsk." However, Mo Wang just looked at the two of them with disdain.
"Forget about Saber. How about you take care of the Berserker behind us first?" Mo Wang pointed behind them.
A huge black shadow, like a speeding black chariot, was hurtling towards them.
"RAAAAGH!!!"
The terrifying roar was deafening.
The Berserker looked like a black Hulk, a horrifying sight to behold.
"It's just one Berserker! Don't panic, Master, I'll take care of it!"
Cú Chulainn, despite having no spear in hand, was as confident as a certain Pan Feng, volunteering to go take down B-suke.
[T/N: Pan Feng is a general from Romance of the Three Kingdoms famous for confidently volunteering to fight a legendary warrior, only to be killed instantly.]
Cú Chulainn: My staff is already thirsty for battle!
"Oh, then go ahead. Try to come back soon."
Mo Wang didn't stop Cú Chulainn from charging into battle. Mash, on the side, was about to go help, but seeing the almost-trolling grin forming on Mo Wang's face, she hesitated.
I have a bad feeling about this. Senpai is definitely up to no good.jpg
[The Savior of a Certain Human Order]: Here it comes, here it comes! The moment everyone's been waiting for, the Doggo vs. B-suke showdown! Place your bets now! Who will be the ultimate winner of this battle?
[The Slacker King of a Certain Hyperion]: Do we even need to bet? I'll put down five dimes on B-suke, obviously.
[A Certain Blond from Teyvat]: But I, Cú Chulainn, am the strongest warrior of Ulster-daga!
[The Trash-can King on a Certain Train]: And my man B-suke is the strongest hero of ancient Greece. (Hard pass.jpg)
[The Kivotos King]: What's this? The strongest of the ancient era vs. the strongest of the modern era?
[Humanity's Strongest Martial Arts Genius]: Not modern.
[The Strongest Demon King]: B-suke has found his most suitable weapon (smirk.jpg)
[Succubus of the Ark]: You're all betting against the Doggo? What did he ever do to you? The Doggo has been buffed! He's become Super Cú Chulainn!
[The Savior of a Certain Human Order]: So, will he win?
[A Certain Blond from Teyvat]: Nah, he'd win. (trollface.jpg)
[Succubus of the Ark]: B-suke, you're the challenger now (lol.jpg)
Cú Chulainn confidently strode towards B-suke, the runic magic in his hands continuously condensing into fireballs.
BOOM! BOOM! BOOM!
A barrage of fireballs, like a machine gun, relentlessly struck B-suke's body, instantly engulfing him in flames.
"Hahahaha! You wretched Berserker! Taste the humiliation I have endured!"
Cú Chulainn laughed maniacally, seemingly already picturing the sight of B-suke being reduced to ashes under his torrential assault.
Cú Chulainn: I've won.jpg
However, at that moment, Mo Wang's grin grew even wider.
When the smoke cleared, a scene that left Cú Chulainn dumbfounded occurred.
B-suke emerged from the smoke, seemingly completely unharmed, and strode forward.
"Are you kidding me? That did nothing?"
Cú Chulainn gritted his teeth, and the runes in his hand changed again.
This time, the fireball transformed into the "small sun" from before, pressing down on B-suke.
However, B-suke just seemed to think, what's this flashy crap? and charged straight into the fireball without hesitation.
"What?!"
Cú Chulainn stared, dumbfounded, as B-suke emerged from the flames, steam rising from his body.
Dude, are you cheating? Does this thing even have a health bar?!
But in the moment Cú Chulainn was stunned, B-suke's massive hand shot out and grabbed him by the neck.
Then, he began to smash him back and forth against the ground.
BAM! BAM! BAM! BAM! BAM!
The scene was a dead ringer for the time Hulk smashed a certain God of Mischief.
Both were Berserkers, and both opponents were mages who used runic magic.
Except this time, the giant had turned black.
And the other one had gotten dumber.
"Let go of me! I am the great Cú Chulainn! The great hero of the Celts! How dare you treat me like this?!" Cú Chulainn roared at B-suke.
B-suke just paused for a few seconds, and then started smashing him again.
Seeing this scene, Mo Wang grew more and more delighted.
This was probably a legendary "famous scene recreation," wasn't it?
He just wondered if the Doggo's psychological trauma would become even more severe after this battle.
Oh well. Worst case, he'd just have him chat with Dr. Romani later. He was used to it anyway.
PS: Writing this, I suddenly realized something... did I... forget to write about someone?
Probably not. If I forgot, they probably weren't important...
A certain white Primate Murder: ...
Because I'm a three-chapters-a-day beast, there's still one more...