EP.7 The Genius of the Written Exam
'What?! They want me to pick the woman who's best for molestation…?'
The question is so absurd that I'm completely dumbfounded.
Whoever came up with this… I respect them. What a madman.
At that moment, I glance at the bald old guy who spoke to me earlier his expression is something else.
He's grinning ear to ear, which makes me dizzy.
"Kakaka! They'll give us a hundred million won for answering this? Too easy!!"
To me, this is damn hard… Maybe he already has a favorite type.
But when he mentions a hundred million won, I snap to attention.
I'd been distracted by Sohee, but if I think about it, my life is screwed.
If I don't pay back three thousand to the loan sharks, they'll go after my parents soon.
I have a mountain of problems to solve, and I need to pass quickly.
It's funny, but I'm an unemployed loser who couldn't even get a job because of all my certificates.
Even if this is a ridiculous certificate, I have to pass and make money.
That's the only way I can survive.
Especially… the penalty is really fucked up, right?
I have to pass, no matter what.
Pass, be filial! And get Sohee!!
With my mind sharpened, I look forward as the milf speaks.
[This is question number one. Now, the women at the front will introduce themselves.]
[Listen carefully, and after you've thought about it, you'll have ten minutes to line up in front of the woman you think is the answer.]
[Alright! Number one, please introduce yourself!]
As the milf finishes, a woman in a bikini steps up to the podium.
It's not just any bikini.
She's got a "bagel" face and chest that fit the term perfectly.
And she's wearing a white bikini that barely covers her chest, with her nipples showing through.
"Hello? I'm 21… My name is Kim Rahee. My hobby is…"
Suddenly, the old guys start heckling.
"Boo! Never mind that! Tell us your three sizes!!"
"Uh… my three sizes…?"
"Yes!! We're really curious about that!"
"Um… it's nothing special… 82, 55, 83…! My chest is a bit loose in a D cup…!"
"Oooooh~~"
The old guys all gasp in admiration.
But I don't care about that.
I'm more curious about their personalities, wondering what it'd be like to molest each of them.
As if reading my mind, the milf speaks.
[If you have any personal questions, you may ask.]
The old guys all raise their hands at once.
They ask the same things: boyfriend, first time, bedroom skills, and so on just crude, lewd jokes to satisfy themselves.
The bikini girl looks embarrassed but answers with a smile, charming many of the old guys.
I just think deeply, then raise my hand.
[Mr. Kim Chihwan? Please ask your question.]
The bikini girl makes eye contact with me.
I clear my throat and speak.
"Your outfit is very bold today. Is there a reason?"
"Ah… They asked me to wear this here…"
"I see. What's your usual job?"
"I'm a fitting model…"
"Oh? Then if a director secretly touched your butt during a photo shoot, how would you react?"
The bikini girl's face turns bright red.
She gives a textbook response.
"Ah..! I'd just be so flustered and embarrassed…"
"Hmm… Thank you for your answer."
Suddenly, the exam hall goes quiet.
Then the old guys start booing.
"Hey!!! What's with that guy?? You ruined the mood!!!"
"Hey!! How are you going to make up for this?!"
Screw them. These idiots don't know the first thing about molestation.
Ignoring their jeers, I close my eyes and imagine molesting the bikini girl.
A photo shoot with camera flashes.
The sexy bikini girl… pretending to ask for passionate poses… slipping my hand inside her bikini to grab her butt… secretly taking her behind the scenes and pounding her…
Damn. That's hot.
It might not be classic molestation, but it's not bad.
At that moment, the milf brings the hall back to order.
[Quiet, please!! Next, number two, please introduce yourself!]
The second woman steps forward.
She's very elegant.
If number one is a cute "bagel" girl, number two has a pure face and wears a hanbok, making me feel like I've traveled back to Joseon times.
"Hello. I'm 31, and I currently work as a gisaeng at a traditional house."
"Wow~~~ Amazing!! How much does a session cost? Is the service as good as they say?"
Again, the old guys throw lewd jokes.
They ask her three sizes, if she plays the gayageum at work, and other pointless questions.
But I close my eyes and focus on her voice.
A gisaeng in a hanbok… Wearing a hanbok isn't easy, especially for women, who often wear more than three layers of undergarments.
So… I approach the tired woman and help her undress from her hanbok.
I tell her she's worked hard and comfort her for her difficult job.
She's a veteran at the traditional house.
She's had many men, so she's suspicious when I offer to undress her jeogori.
But as I act with no ulterior motive, she gradually accepts my touch.
Her chest, bound with bandages, is revealed.
I pretend not to care and move downward.
But… below is different.
I dive under her skirt as she closes her tired eyes.
Then, I slowly remove three layers of undergarments.
Her pale, inner thighs are exposed.
She's startled as I caress her there… but I immediately start licking.
Phew. Amazing.
I'm sweating. Really sweating.
Just as I'm about to ask the hanbok woman a personal question, number three is introduced.
With some regret, I look forward to see a delinquent girl next to a tattooed pig.
Adios sweatpants, slippers, hiking t-shirt the perfect trio.
But her face is incredibly pretty. She'd be a goddess on Instagram.
She chews gum loudly and speaks.
"Ah, fuck. What are you looking at? You perverted bastards?"
Ssshh
The fiery mood built up by the first two women is instantly doused.
The old guys are startled and go silent, but a few aren't intimidated and say nasty things to her.
"Hey~ Why are you so foul-mouthed? You'd be helpless if you took a dick~"
"Yeah, yeah. Once it's in your pussy, you'll faint from pleasure."
"Hey, wanna die??? Ptooey!!"
The delinquent girl spits her gum at one of the old guys.
He gets angry and tries to rush her, but the others hold him back.
One guy doesn't even try to stop him he just grabs the gum from the angry guy's head and pops it in his mouth.
The other old guys apparently had the same idea and start fighting each other.
"Smack smack… Mmm~ That's good stuff~!!"
"No manners, huh. You ate it all yourself. How old are you, punk?"
"What's age matter here? All that matters is finding the hottest girl..!"
"What did you say?!"
The place turns into chaos, but the milf bangs the podium a few times to restore order.
Thud thud thud !!!
[Quiet!!! Everyone quiet!!! Number three, please continue your introduction.]
The delinquent girl, annoyed, speaks.
"Ah~ I wanna go home~!! No questions. My boyfriend told me to do a temp job, so I got dragged here to this shitty place… fuck."
At that, a few old guys speak up.
"She's got a mouth on her… just my type…"
"You too?"
"Girls like that, when you fuck them… they go wild~"
"You know it? And she's young, too! Damn, that's good!!"
…They're not entirely wrong.
But they're missing something.
The old guys are just thinking about sex, but I'm not.
For a girl like that, to molest her properly, you'd have to risk your life.
Usually, she'd be riding in her tattooed boyfriend's car, so molesting her on public transport is hard.
But in a club, it's different.
Clubs are gathering places for young delinquents.
In a noisy, crowded club, I stand next to her while she's with her boyfriend.
At first, she thinks my hand is her boyfriend's as I slip it into her leggings.
She'll probably react sharply and snap at her boyfriend.
She'll drink in anger.
But since she's already been touched, her pussy will still be sticky.
After she fights with her boyfriend and dances alone, I approach and slip my hand into her leggings again.
She'll try to slap me, but I grab her and kiss her instantly.
Girls who act tough like that actually like strong men.
I hold her forcefully and show her what real strength is, wrapping my tongue around hers.
With strong liquor in her mouth, the kiss makes her tipsy.
Especially after fighting with her boyfriend, her "slut" passive skill kicks in.
I take full advantage of the situation… with her boyfriend behind us, I boldly pull down her leggings and fuck her among the crowd.
Of course, if the boyfriend catches us, it's over…
But that's the real thrill.
As we fuck to the rhythm of the music, I cum inside her without thinking, and her eyes roll back.
She goes home full of my cum.
She can't forget the taste of my dick and comes to the club alone every day, waiting for my touch.
Phew… So even a delinquent girl can be great for molestation…
As the delinquent girl's turn ends, the fourth woman introduces herself.
She's completely different from the others.
Round glasses, plaid shirt, backpack she looks like a total nerd who only studies.
But her features are sharp, and I bet she'd look great without the glasses.
Her chest looks pretty big under her shirt. "Nerd" sums her up perfectly.
"Uh… Hello… I'm 23… and I'm preparing for grad school."
The old guys are unimpressed.
But one of them asks a useful question.
"Do you have a boyfriend?"
"Uh? No… I don't."
"You mean you've never had one? Or just not right now?"
"Uh… I've never had one… I'm sorry..!!"
"Wowwwww~~!! Amazing~~!!"
The old guys burst out in excitement.
But it's too soon to relax.
Just because she's never had a boyfriend doesn't mean she's inexperienced.
A sharp analysis is needed.
As if reading my mind, the old guy follows up.
"So you've never… done it under the covers??"
"Ah..! Do I really… have to answer?"
"Of course~ For guys like us, that's the most important thing."
The nerd's face turns bright red as she looks at the floor.
Her voice is gloomy she's a real rare nerd girl.
"I… I want to do it with someone I really love…!! Not yet…"
"Wow~ You don't see girls like this these days, huh?"
"Yeah. Yeah. I'm going crazy."
Her lack of experience makes the old guys go wild again.
Then the nerd girl drops a bombshell that sets them ablaze.
"But… um… does doing it alone… count as experience…?"
"Oh my god~!!!!! I'm losing it!!!"
"Damn, she's a real virgin!! You're the best today!! Right?"
The old guys go wild.
She probably didn't mean to, but her unexpectedly sexy words get me a little hard, too.
A hidden freak, huh…
Especially since, unlike her looks, she's not uninterested in naughty stuff, which makes her even more appealing.
Naturally, I start imagining molesting her.
A nearly empty library.
Even though it's not exam season, the nerd girl is studying hard.
Turns out, she's studying for the same certificate I got.
I become her tutor and teach her.
She's smart teach her one thing, she learns ten.
I praise her, pat her head… then her hand.
She starts to feel my touch is getting too much, but my gentle smile makes her drop her guard.
My hands get bolder and bolder.
But by now, she's used to my touch and only blushes, not resisting. Since she's inexperienced, I take my time.
As she gets more and more trained, she tries to reach a book on a high shelf.
She wore a skirt to look pretty for me.
I look down and stare at her panties for a long time.
I help get the book and press my hard dick against her from behind.
She knows it's a dick, but her face just turns red and she says nothing.
We sit down for tutoring.
I pretend to drop my pen and go under the desk to explore under her skirt.
I savor the sweet view slowly, making sure she knows I'm watching.
Her legs tremble in embarrassment, but she never closes them.
Whether it's academics or sex, her curiosity is strong, so she accepts my gaze and falls into her own sensual instincts.
I hide under the desk.
The library staff don't notice.
I pull aside her soaked panties and start licking her.
She holds back her moans as I drink all her juices…
Then I slip in a small vibrator for virgins.
Whirr whirr
Ahh. How beautiful.
Molestation isn't just one thing.
It's everything that drags a woman into the swamp of pleasure, beautifully and secretly.
All of this is molestation.
At that moment, the milf brings things to order.
[That concludes the introductions. In ten minutes, line up in front of the woman you think is best for molestation.]
With that, the old guys and I fall into deep thought.
Until now, the old guys have just been joking around, but now they're serious.
Their unexpectedly earnest looks make me feel nervous, too.
Tick tick tick…
All you can hear is the clock in the exam hall.
But… no matter how hard I think, I can't pick just one.
I stare at the four women, retracing my thoughts, but I can't make up my mind.
I sweat bullets, agonizing over my life-or-death choice.
Riiiiiing♬
Time's up, and the milf turns off the alarm and speaks.
[It's decision time! Everyone, please come forward!!]
My heart races.
Who's the answer? Who's the best for molestation??
To me, they're all the best…!!!
The old guys rush out and line up.
They stand in front of the women and make lewd jokes.
"I picked you because you look like you'd be the best in bed. Want to grab a drink later?"
"Me too. You look like you'd be great at riding… right? Good at cowgirl?"
They say they picked the woman who'd be easiest.
But that's not molestation. It's not about going for the easy one…!
Molestation. Molestation. Molestation. Molestation.
My mind is split exactly 25% I can't line up.
I really don't know.
They're all the best to me… Picking just one feels too cruel.
Damn… hurry..! Hurry up and decide..! Kim Chihwan..!
There's only one right answer..!
If I don't, it's sexual torture… Is that what I want??
But I can't get up.
My true feelings won't let me.
Saying things like "she looks easy" or "she'd be good in bed"…
Those lame reasons have nothing to do with molestation.
Who is the best woman for molestation?
Every woman in the world is good for molestation.
The four women at the front…
And any woman… they all show their own twisted faces when molested!
There is no "best" woman for molestation!!!
In front of molestation, everyone is equal!!! Fuck!!!
[Mr. Kim Chihwan? Please make your choice.]
I look around and see no one left in their seat.
I should go line up right away.
But… I don't want to give a half-assed answer.
[There's no time. If you don't choose in five seconds, you're disqualified.]
Fuck… What kind of pride do I have about molestation…
Am I really going to fail like this like an idiot..?
[I'll count. 5… 4…]
Yeah…!! If it's come to this…!
I'll just say it honestly…
Let's see the surprised faces of the four women.
Heh. If I get sexual torture, I'll just bite my tongue and die.
[3… 2…]
[1..!]
I take a deep breath and stand up.
All eyes are on me the old guys, the milf, and the women.
[Please pick one and line up.]
"I'm sorry…"
[What??!]
"I won't line up."
[…Then you're disqualified.]
"Yes. But I have to say my answer."
[What…?]
Hoo-!!
"All of them!! My answer is all of them!!!!!!"