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Chapter 14 - Chapter 14: Mew Hax (S)

Everglow by Starset was playing through the speakers in my mostly empty living room. I wouldn't say the house is 'huge'. Definitely bigger than the Townhouse I lived in for over 10 years, but smaller than the houses I lived in before that. Not necessarily 'owned', of course. My parents had a huge house when I was a baby/kid, but it got way too expensive to just live there. So they moved over to my grandmother's house on the water, which was also pretty damn big. Eventually I ended up in my other grandmother's house, the townhouse.

Now I'm here, in my own house. I mean, legally, I own it. Because Mew legally doesn't exist. Physically and metaphysically though, she definitely does exist. I learned that the moment Evelyn was hatched.

Pokemon exist in reality now. I brought them into this world myself. Am I worried about being hunted down by Nintendo? Yes, actually, yes I fucking am!

"What if Nintendo also has Pokemon? We need to be careful not to reveal ourselves too much."

"Mew-mew~!"

The cute pink psychic cat was bouncing around on a purple yoga ball on the hardwood floor. Of course, I had one of my own. A red one. Evelyn was sleeping on the leather couch against the wall.

"Do you think there are other people with Mews like me? Maybe not even a Mew from your same universe… Or maybe creatures from other stories have started entering the world? Is the apocalypse about to happen? Now that my parents won the lottery and I have my own house, wife and even a daughter, the world is probably gonna end soon."

It might sound like I was freaking out or having an existential crisis, but I was actually pretty calm. I think I'm less anxious now than I've ever been in my entire fucking life.

What? When I was a kid? Most of my childhood was spent trying to find porn or ways to masturbate that didn't hurt. The number of dolls, toys, stuffed animals and soap bottles that I 'tested' back then… This is why porn is important. If I didn't get the internet at 12, I probably would've gotten some girl pregnant or caught an STD.

Aside from the horny side of things, I also found out about 'death' when I was like 1 year old. Had a lot of nightmares and visions of the future. Like seeing my parents get older and… You know. I don't like to think about it, but sometimes you don't have a choice.

"Mew-mew~!" I got slapped in the face with a tail and those blue eyes glared at me, "Mew!"

"Sorry, Mew. I'll try not to think of depressing shit." I smiled at my psychic girlfriend and watched her continue to bounce on her purple ball…

"Seriously though, do you know if there are any other Pokemon in this world? I don't want a Draco Meteor to hit our house one day."

"Mew-mew~!" I saw that familiar smirk on her cute pink face, as a devious look flashed in her bright blue eyes. For a moment, I was afraid she might literally destroy our house with a Draco Meteor!

"Mew~!" Then her body warped, her fur disappearing, replaced by smooth light-brown skin. Those blue eyes turned scarlet and her face became that of a young, pretty human girl. Of course, considering how big her eyes were, she was more like an Anime girl, than a real person. Or maybe some kinda Elf or Alien? Either way, she had the appearance of a young girl, with an almost flat chest, her belly was skinny, her hips weren't that wide, she didn't even have pubic hair. She did however, have very long purple hair hanging back behind her head and even reaching the ground below the yoga ball.

"Is that Iris? The Champion of Unova…" I watched her spread her skinny legs and start playing with her tiny pink pussy with a smirk on her lips. Then I sighed as she got her long hair caught under the rolling yoga ball and widened her eyes in shock.

"Mew~!" She screamed and flipped over onto the ground with her small ass sticking up in the air, partially covered by her messy purple hair.

"Ve?" The loud scream woke up our daughter, at least for a moment, before she yawned and coiled back up. Falling asleep like a good kitty?

"Ow." I groaned in pain as I knelt down on the hard floor. My knees were getting acclimated to being 'used' again, but we probably overdo it a bit. Thankfully her Moomoo Milk does have some nice healing properties.

"Mew~!" She moaned as I rubbed my dick across her little virgin vulva. I pulled the wet hair out of her ass crack and moved it all out of the way. Leaving her tiny pink hole and small cheeks perfectly exposed in front of me. She pushed off the floor and looked back at me with those scarlet almost draconic eyes.

Well, Iris is a Dragon Trainer after all. It'd be normal for her to have some Dragon Blood. Probably was the product of a woman getting pregnant by a Haxorus.

According to Mew, that's how it works with Pokemon. If you fuck a female Pokemon, you can have a Pokemon baby in the form of an Egg. If you get fucked by a male Pokemon, you can get pregnant and have superhuman offspring.

"Mew~!" Iris moaned as I picked her body up by her thin waist and placed her belly onto the purple yoga ball. That way I could fuck her in a crouching position instead of kneeling. My balls slapped against her bald mound, but my cock couldn't fit all the way inside her tiny twat.

"You want me to spank you?" I rubbed her cheeks gently and then slapped them lightly.

"Mew-mew~!" Harder Daddy, is what I 'heard'.

"You're such a naughty girl, Mew." I snickered and smacked her left cheek hard enough that it hurt my palm!

*Clap~!*

"Mew~!" She let out a loud, high-pitched cry and I could feel her virginal walls tightening up around my cock.

*Clap~! Clap~! Clap~!* I kept spanking her harder and ignoring my palms. Leaving big red hand-prints on her light-brown cheeks. That tiny asshole gaped and tightened constantly.

"Aaah~!" Then she let out a louder cry, almost slipping up and speaking 'human' words for a moment. I grabbed her hips tightly and squeezed, slamming my cock deeper and deeper into her trembling cunt.

I couldn't help thinking about getting her pregnant. Imagining this skinny human girl with a bulging pregnant belly. I fought against my anxiety over the possibility and I was way past feeling guilty for fucking a transformation that looked so 'young'.

"Mmn~!" I moaned and slowed down. Her back arched and her ass bobbed against my cock as she milked my cum out with her tiny pussy. I almost fell down, but managed to pull out and sit on my own yoga ball. Bouncing a few times as I watched her spasming with some creaming juices spurting out onto the floor.

"Mew…" 'Iris' breathed heavily, pushed off the ball and got back onto the ground. She looked up at me with a cute and innocent face, then pressed her face to the floor and started licking up my cum. It was mixed with a little crimson, looking more like strawberry pink. My cock was also coated with a bit of blood as well.

"You really like losing your virginity." I snickered, "But that's fine. I'll take as many as you're willing to give, Mew."

She was a pervert. I think that much was clear from the moment we first 'met'. But so am I. So are most people to be honest.

"Mew~!" After licking up the cum, she crawled on her hands and knees. Placing her palms on my knees, she spread my legs and then pressed her face up against my crotch. My dick was laying between her crossed scarlet eyes as she started sucking on my balls. Breathing deeply the whole time. Trying to inhale my scent as much as possible.

"Phew…" I breathed a long sigh as she started licking up my urethra very familiarly. Soon her lips were wrapped around the head of my tan cock and her tongue was licking vigorously inside of her mouth.

The look in her red eyes got more ferocious all of a sudden. The sclera turned black, then the skin around her eyes and nose also turned pitch-black! She was transforming!

"Oh my God! Mew! Seriously, you're gonna kill me!" I was legitimately afraid as the big, sharp blades emerged from the sides of her mouth! The long purple hair seemed to transform into thick green armor plates that coated all down her rapidly growing body.

It didn't take long before she turned from a cute little human girl, into a huge, nearly 6 foot tall, wingless, armored 'Dragon' called Haxorus! The mouth that was sucking on my cock had no teeth, but it did have a powerful beak and those two ax-heads along the sides of its face. Fortunately she had a very long pink tongue that was able to reach out and even wrap around my dick very effectively.

The hands on my thighs were about the same size, but looked tiny compared to her giant body. They had three armored red fingers, with green-armored palms. There was a devious smirk in her draconic, scarlet eyes.

"Fuck… Mmn~!" Right when I was about to cum, she suddenly stopped and snickered. Then she turned around with her giant, thick, armored green tail lifted high.

There was a cute pink vaginal slit that opened up from her armored plates, with another big pink anus gaping and closing. Winking at me very familiarly.

"Haxorus~!" With a simple cry, she pressed her heavy ass into my face and I grabbed her slippery armored hips. My tongue started invading her holes and licking them very seriously. My cock was pressing up against the hard, almost metallic black armor on her chest as she bobbed up and down. Forcing me to switch between her holes every few seconds.

"Mmf~!" I felt those small, hard fingers rubbing against my dick as my tongue focused on her clit.

"Haaax~!" She roared and shook the whole damn house!

"Eeveee~!" Then my daughter also roared angrily in response, being woken up again and again by her annoying parents!

"Hax-hax~!" Mew 'retorted' angrily, "Hax!"

Something like, "Why the fuck are you sleeping in the living room? You have your own room! Don't ruin my fun!"

"Veveve~!" My daughter complained, "Eevee~!"

"I sleep where I want! Every room is 'my' room!" Is what I think she said?

"Haax~!" This time it was just Mew having an orgasm and spraying her thick, draconic juices all over my face and down my throat!

*Cough-cough~!*

"Fuck! *Cough~!* It's almost as bad as a Fire Type!"

It was so fucking spicy! And it burned my damn skin! But that didn't make me stop her from sitting down on my cock. That huge armored ass moved up and down, bouncing along with my poor yoga ball. I was afraid it might pop from the pressure, but it survived, thankfully.

"Mmmn~! Fuck~!" I cried out as my cock was engulfed by that scorching hot and extraordinarily tight Haxorussy! I could feel the hard, fleshy ridges inside scraping across my shaft, bringing me closer and closer, until I finally started cumming!

"Shit… Mmn… Out of all the Pokemon, I honestly never expected you to suddenly pick a Haxorus."

"Hax~! Hahahaha~!" She laughed at me as her body transformed back into a little brown-skinned Anime girl. One that was definitely way too young, but is now being played by a thousand year old shapeshifting Eldritch Horror Cat that loves me.

"Mew, I love you so much." I hugged her tightly and leaned back on the yoga ball, my cock still inside her tiny vagina. I ran my hands across her flat chest and down her belly, finally starting to rub that sensitive bead. I placed my chin on her head, that fluffy purple hair pressing into my neck, chest and against my abs.

"Mew-mew-mew-mew." She said, "I love you too." In case it wasn't obvious enough. As for why she didn't just speak directly… I have no idea.

Might be like Autism… Or some kinda mental disability that Pokemon have. Something that keeps them from speaking. It could even be programmed into their genes or some sort of higher power ruling made by Arceus when he was bored one day.

They can speak. They can understand each other. And if humans listen closely, they can understand them as well.

Then there are fuckers like Meowth, or literally 99% of Psychic Pokemon that just speak directly or telepathically. So I have no fucking clue why Mew can't talk.

I know she 'can'. Because she's done it before. Hell, she talks shit online all the time! She helps me write stories and bitches in the comments when she reads something that pissed her off.

"Mmn~!" Well, whatever, it's probably better if she just speaks Mew-Mew everything, because it seems a little less fucked up when she does something like transform into Iris.

"Meeew~! Mew-mew-mew~! Mew-mew-mew-mew~!" She moaned excitedly, "Daddy~! Your cock is so big~! My little pussy can't fit it all inside~!"

"Eevee~! Ee-vee-vee~! Eevee~!" My daughter complained again, "I have to pee! Daddy, I'm afraid of the dark! I need your help!"

"Mew-mew~!" I quickly covered Iris' mouth and grunted, thrusting into her pussy harder and faster. It didn't take long before she came since I was also rubbing her clit the whole time.

"Evelyn, don't listen to your mother. You are definitely not allowed to piss on the floor." I snickered and pulled the 'fainted' little girl off my dick. Bringing her over to the couch and tossed her onto the leather cushions roughly. She bounced a bit, as cum spilled from her tiny twat.

"Come on. Let's go."

"Veee~! Eevee~!" She hopped up into my arms and nuzzled against my face.

"I love you too, Sweetie. Sorry for interrupting your nap."

And so, another day was spent happily with my wife and daughter. Everything was totally normal. Just another average night in our new home together.

Sure, our sleeping schedule is just as chaotic and confusing as before. Maybe even worse now. But it's not like we need to work…

"Oh shit, Mew! You're gonna be late to the raid!"

"Mew?!" The naked little girl shot up from the couch and sprinted across the large, wide-opened living room to the master bedroom. Where she rushed to her computer and sat down in the fancy black gaming chair worth hundreds of dollars. And turned on her new computer worth thousands!

The set-up had three huge monitors across the giant black desk. Everything was probably close to six thousand dollars? No, we didn't buy any of it either. She just entered some Vast Giveaways and won several of them in a row… I know, it's not fair, but life isn't fair.

A wise man once said, cuteness is justice and cats can do whatever the fuck they want.

"Vee~!"

"Sorry Evelyn." I snickered and brought my daughter to the big bathroom connected to the master bedroom. I turned on the lights and almost pissed myself!

"What the fuck?!"

"Eevee~!" My daughter also screamed!

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