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"Hello, Kazuma-san."
"Yo~ Yunyun."
I was at my usual coffee shop today as well. Kazuma was sitting in a chair, picking up some french fries. As always, I sat across from him and ordered a cup of tea and a hot sandwich from the waiter. Kazuma just stared at me intently.
"Hey, Yunyun."
"What's wrong, Kazuma?"
"You're feeling a little unwell today."
"Yeah!?"
I was honestly surprised. In fact, I'm feeling a little unwell today. However, at first glance, I seem to be normal. I wonder if Kazuma really cares about me that much. It makes me very happy.
"Yes, it's just a little. It won't interfere with your adventure!"
"Hmm..."
Kazuma looked at me thoughtfully as I said this. Then, as if he had come to some kind of understanding, he took out a notebook and pen from his pocket with a serious expression.
"I see, period."
"Whaaat?! Don't say that in public!"
I was honestly amazed at Kazuma's observation skills. To be honest, it's very embarrassing to be told something like that by a man to your face!
"Yunyun, tell me your menstrual cycle."
"Hii! W-why?! Even if you're Kazuma, I can't tell you that. It's a girl's secret..."
When I said that, Kazuma exaggeratedly shrugged his shoulders and assumed a 'Here we go' pose.
"Yunyun, it's the leader's duty to look after the health of their teammates. If they are pushed too hard, it won't just be a burden, it will put the entire party in danger. There are a lot of things going on with the women in particular. I have to keep a close eye on them."
"I, I see..."
I agree with what Kazuma says. Kazuma's party is made up entirely of women. They're probably struggling with these things too. I don't want to cause him any trouble. I should just confess my feelings honestly.
"Well, you see..."
"What?! What?! How many days?! How much vaginal discharge...?!"
"S-Stop! Stop it! Don't say things like that out loud!"
I calmed Kazuma, who seemed agitated for some reason, and honestly confessed about my menstrual cycle. Kazuma then carefully wrote it down in his diary. Ah! Please don't write "Yunyun is on her period" on the calendar and cross it out! It's so embarrassing!
"Th-That's all..."
"I see, I see."
Kazuma-san was poking his pen at the desk with a big smile on his face. I felt really tired...
"Okay, Yunyun, you have four days off starting today."
"Yeah! But..."
"But! Adventurers need rest too!"
Kazuma's words left me speechless. Every day was so fun that I'd forgotten, but for the past month and a half, I'd been seeing Kazuma nonstop. It might be better to take a break. But I didn't want to miss the four days from today.
"I see, Kazuma-san. So, shall we call it a day for today?"
"No, from what I've heard, Yunyun's period is pretty light. Even if you have a day off, you'll still have to see me every day!"
"Oh, really? Kazuma-san!"
I was so happy that I couldn't help but lean forward, and Kazuma gently stroked my head.
"Calm down, we have four days off from today from adventuring, so let's go on a date!"
"De, is this a date?"
"oh yeah"
A date...! Well, every day is like that, but when I hear it again, it's incredibly embarrassing. Ah, no! I'm so happy, I can't contain my grin!
"I understand. Kazuma, please escort me properly, okay?"
"Yeah, leave it to me!"
"Please, Kazuma-san."
And we both laughed.
"But I haven't been thinking about anything today. I guess I'll just spend the day chatting here."
"Fufu, I don't mind at all."
So we talked about our daily lives and the little incidents that happened in town. As we talked, I noticed that Kazuma was the one who brought up more topics. It can't be helped! Lately, I rarely talk to anyone other than Kazuma. It can't be helped, even if I'm not familiar with the state of affairs in town!
"By the way, Yunyun. Did you know that Megumin has heavy periods?"
"So Kazuma, that's a girl's secret... well, Megumin's is a bit heavy."
"That's right. Actually, I died once because of what Megumin did. That's why it's important to understand this."
D-Dead? I feel like Kazuma said something horrible.
"So, about Darkness, she's a bit mild. But the amount of fluid she secretes is incredible! When I borrowed her underwear, it left me with a slight trauma..."
"Kazuma-san?! We're on a date! Don't say weird things!"
"Well, well, Yunyun is quite curious, isn't she?"
"Urgh..."
Unfortunately, I'm a little curious about other people's menstrual cycles.
"Also, about Aqua, it seems she doesn't have her period?"
"Oh, really?"
"So this is for real. But it seems she still has a hymen. Goddesses are mysterious..."
Where did you hear that information? I'm a little scared to ask.
"But you're probably wondering if it really exists, right? That's why I've done a lot of testing."
"By the way, what kind of verification is that?"
"Yeah, I borrowed Aqua's underwear when she took it off while she was taking a bath, I took off her panties while she was sleeping, and in the toilet..."
"You idiot Kazuma!"
"Ouch!"
I couldn't help but slap him across the cheek. Kazuma is the worst! How dare he do something like that to Aqua...! I don't know why, but I started to get angry at Kazuma for doing that to him, and at Aqua too.
"Calm down, Yunyun! These tests have revealed a shocking truth!"
"Is it a shock...?"
If you say that, I'm curious!
"That means she's not really having a period. So, I took a sniff of her underwear, and it had an otherworldly, wonderful scent! Next thing I knew, I was boiling down Aqua's underwear to extract Aqua juice, and making coffee with that..."
"I'm going home today!"
"Oh, wait! Yunyun, wait!"
I left Kazuma, who was the worst, behind and hurried to the inn.
"Yunyun, cheer me up~"
"Yes... I understand, so please stop pulling on my pigtails."
We were currently in front of my lodgings. Kazuma had followed me all the way from the coffee shop, apologizing all the while. He was quite persistent.
"Fine then. Bye, Yunyun! See you tomorrow!"
"picture?"
I unconsciously grabbed Kazuma's cloak as he smiled and turned to leave.
"Kazuma-san, aren't you going to do it today?"
"Well, it's been a lot of work, hasn't it? Take it easy and rest today."
I have no words. I think Kazuma is a really mean and sneaky person.
"Also, since we're here, why don't we hang out in Yunyun's room tomorrow? Wait for me there!"
"...yes"
This time Kazuma walked away, and for the first time I noticed that the surroundings were enveloped in a sunset.
"Fufu, we've been talking for so long..."
I muttered to myself as I entered the inn. Now, let's clean the room.