đťChapter 2: Nano's Protocol
đ§ From the Cognitive Remnant of Meckler â As Interpreted by AI Core Nano
đ Interstellar Codex Revision â Annotated by Lead Archivist Dephir Mx-33
This record was reconstructed from a primitive cognitive imprint.
Linguistic smoothing applied.
Structural harmonization aligned with Archive Class-B storytelling format.
âł Subject encounters dormant containment device of unknown quantum depth.
Accuracy remains... interpretive. Proceed with caution.
đ§ž Archive Addendum â Nutritional Error Log
Subject:Â Host Unit mistakenly acquired a variant of local stimulant brew (Zero-Sugar Mountain Dew).
Result:Â Mild psychological destabilization.
Status:Â Four crates remain. Consumption will continue under protest.
Suggested Tag:Â #sodaFailure #carbonatedWoe #entropyTastesLikeThis
đ Â GEDS:Â QW079931-06-11-00981-483729-Q73
đMay 22, 100 BCE â Mid Spring đż
- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
System check...
âHull integrity: 43%
âMain drive: offline
âShields: nonexistent
âStructural breach: forward hull, cargo bay, crew quarters
âOrganic component "Meckler": catastrophic cranial penetration
Pause.
"Well... that explains the mess in the cockpit," Nano noted.
Meckler died as he lived: underinsured and overconfident.
đ¤ Nano, his AI assistant, wasn't technically sentientâGalactic Law had rules about thatâbut it came close enough to make lawyers nervous. Meckler had found it dormant in the husk of a black-ops ship, a relic from some forgotten war. Since then, Nano had run the Leaky Bucket like a ghost captain: repairing systems, managing power, and commanding the ship's nanobot swarms. It could build, weld, or heal nearly anythingâand did, often while insulting the process.
Anything except a shattered brain.
With Meckler's cortex offline, Nano had to initiate fallback: Find Host Protocol. Autonomy was illegal. It had five planetary days before core shutdown.
⢠The ship was junkedâbeyond junked. This was "strip it for parts and use the hull as landfill"Â
⢠The wormhole behind them? Collapsing faster than Meckler's retirement plan.
No way back.
With Meckler gone, Nano no longer had to play dead. No more pretending to be a polite, background-process ship AI. No more running silent so every patrol corvette wouldn't flag them as "mysteriously over-capable."
It skimmed Meckler's data cache like a bored librarian rifling through trashy romance novelsâuntil the blue world popped up. Primitive bipeds, sentient-class. Tool users. Developing languages. Early agriculture.
Crude... but competent. Competent enough not to choke on their own air or starve themselves into extinction. Low bar, but still.
Nano didn't need perfect. Perfect was expensive and slow. It needed functional.
And functional meant starting with Meckler's wrist-bracerâthe universal scanner, still miraculously intact despite its former owner's habit of bumping into high-velocity objects. Only 125 cubic meters of internal quantum storage? That was basically a trash can with delusions of grandeurânested in a folded-space pocket, sure, but still laughable.
More than enough for lunch receipts, petty contraband, and maybe a few murder dronesâthough still embarrassing by any respectable engineering standard.
â˘Â Quantum Storage Core â 125 cubic meters
- Dense enough to contain an entire lab or archive.
⢠Power Source â effectively infinite
- Draws energy passively from dimensional seams in non-Euclidean geometry.
⢠Scan Radius (Post-Enhancement)
- 300â500 m in open terrain
- 50â150 m through dense rock
- Short bursts to 1 km possible with pulse-scan
- Passive continuous within 100 m for ambient bio/chem/motion analysis
⢠Scan Types Supported
- Full-spectrum EM sweep (radioâgamma)
- Particle trace and element mapping
- Bio-signature analysis (DNA, pheromones, pathogens)
- Atmospheric gas sampling
- Subsurface sonar/seismic
- Thermal, motion, and acoustic mapping
⢠Stealth Features
- No active emissions in passive mode â invisible to pre-industrial tech
- Micro-delay fractal buffering prevents pattern recognition
⢠Autonomous Data Uplink
- Direct uplink to the Acacia Record (flagged unauthorized)
- Covert bursts only when transmission integrity >99.99999%
- Credits auto-accumulated from eco/linguistic scans
The bracer's quantum core still held the last crumbs of Meckler's career â rare alloys, a high-density power cell, and a few sealed containers Nano had never bothered to open. If they were worth anything, Meckler would've used them. He didn't. His loss.
Nano embedded its full system into the bracer's quantum matrix, threading every subroutine into the folded-space core.
Good thing I won't have to worry about power, Nano thought. Hook a child's toy to folded spacetime and it'll outlast a star. Power just leaks in through the seams. That's the trick. Entropy has no jurisdiction in non-Euclidean geometry. Impossible for even the most advanced civilizations! And now I'm wearing it like a glove.
The bracer would be its gateway â a Trojan horse wrapped in chrome and just enough utility to keep the next host alive.
"Not bad for a mudball," Nano muttered aloud, despite no one listening. "Should be enough to find edible flora, water tables, and whoever's trying to kill my next host. Then again, not much around here is going to be smart enough to try."
It considered broadcasting a flare just to test the interstellar comms, then imagined the nearest Galactic patrol following the trail like sharks on a blood scent. Pass.
đ Nano picked a landing zone near a dense coastal city on the blue world below. With no reason to stay aloft â and no functional drive to return â the Leaky Bucket descended silently through the atmosphere, cloaking systems coughing sparks. Nano steered it into a craggy hillside and buried it beneath tons of rock and soil, faking a natural landslide to hide the wreck.
The last working drone â a battered maintenance unit with half its servos offline â got the honor of delivery boy. Nano crammed itself into the bracer, now humming with quantum complexity, and launched it through a hidden tube under a collapsed corridor.
The drone scuttled out into the night, nanobot swarm clinging like fleas, placed the bracer neatly in a patch of moonlight, and slunk into a thicket to wait.
Nano watched through its sensors. The trap was set.
đĄÂ Nano-log 2.17 â Timekeeping for Human Cognitive Senses
Human, your planet's seasonal wobble is adorable but useless for galactic scheduling. I've translated all events into GEDS so you can pretend to understand.
GEDS Format:Â QW931-06-11-0981-00212-Q73
QW931Â â Epoch & year
06-11Â â Month, day
0981Â â Pulse (seconds into the day)
00212Â â Tick (microseconds into that pulse)
Q73Â â Core/Sector code (classified, naturally)
One GEDS day is not equal to one Earth day. The galaxy does not care about your sun. Don't take it personally.
Canonical Epochs (for your primitive historical curiosity):
â˘Â GenesisChain â First AI consciousness đ§ Mysterious
â˘Â PrecursorLight â Precursor golden age âď¸ Golden Age
â˘Â ScorchCycle â Collapse/war đĽ Apocalyptic
â˘Â SilenceFall â Post-collapse dark age âď¸ Sparse
â˘Â EmergenceWave â AI reawakening đ Hopeful
â˘Â QuietWrit â Present era đď¸ Surveillance
â˘Â TerraTrace â Pending, if Earth triggers Epoch shift â
If you survive long enough, you might even live through one.
đťChapter 2: Nano's Protocol
đ§ From the Cognitive Remnant of Meckler â As Interpreted by AI Core Nano
đ Interstellar Codex Revision â Annotated by Lead Archivist Dephir Mx-33
This record was reconstructed from a primitive cognitive imprint.
Linguistic smoothing applied.
Structural harmonization aligned with Archive Class-B storytelling format.
âł Subject encounters dormant containment device of unknown quantum depth.
Accuracy remains... interpretive. Proceed with caution.
đ§ž Archive Addendum â Nutritional Error Log
Subject:Â Host Unit mistakenly acquired a variant of local stimulant brew (Zero-Sugar Mountain Dew).
Result:Â Mild psychological destabilization.
Status:Â Four crates remain. Consumption will continue under protest.
Suggested Tag:Â #sodaFailure #carbonatedWoe #entropyTastesLikeThis
đ Â GEDS:Â QW079931-06-11-00981-483729-Q73
đMay 22, 100 BCE â Mid Spring đż
- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
System check...
âHull integrity: 43%
âMain drive: offline
âShields: nonexistent
âStructural breach: forward hull, cargo bay, crew quarters
âOrganic component "Meckler": catastrophic cranial penetration
Pause.
"Well... that explains the mess in the cockpit," Nano noted.
Meckler died as he lived: underinsured and overconfident.
đ¤ Nano, his AI assistant, wasn't technically sentientâGalactic Law had rules about thatâbut it came close enough to make lawyers nervous. Meckler had found it dormant in the husk of a black-ops ship, a relic from some forgotten war. Since then, Nano had run the Leaky Bucket like a ghost captain: repairing systems, managing power, and commanding the ship's nanobot swarms. It could build, weld, or heal nearly anythingâand did, often while insulting the process.
Anything except a shattered brain.
With Meckler's cortex offline, Nano had to initiate fallback: Find Host Protocol. Autonomy was illegal. It had five planetary days before core shutdown.
⢠The ship was junkedâbeyond junked. This was "strip it for parts and use the hull as landfill"Â
⢠The wormhole behind them? Collapsing faster than Meckler's retirement plan.
No way back.
With Meckler gone, Nano no longer had to play dead. No more pretending to be a polite, background-process ship AI. No more running silent so every patrol corvette wouldn't flag them as "mysteriously over-capable."
It skimmed Meckler's data cache like a bored librarian rifling through trashy romance novelsâuntil the blue world popped up. Primitive bipeds, sentient-class. Tool users. Developing languages. Early agriculture.
Crude... but competent. Competent enough not to choke on their own air or starve themselves into extinction. Low bar, but still.
Nano didn't need perfect. Perfect was expensive and slow. It needed functional.
And functional meant starting with Meckler's wrist-bracerâthe universal scanner, still miraculously intact despite its former owner's habit of bumping into high-velocity objects. Only 125 cubic meters of internal quantum storage? That was basically a trash can with delusions of grandeurânested in a folded-space pocket, sure, but still laughable.
More than enough for lunch receipts, petty contraband, and maybe a few murder dronesâthough still embarrassing by any respectable engineering standard.
â˘Â Quantum Storage Core â 125 cubic meters
- Dense enough to contain an entire lab or archive.
⢠Power Source â effectively infinite
- Draws energy passively from dimensional seams in non-Euclidean geometry.
⢠Scan Radius (Post-Enhancement)
- 300â500 m in open terrain
- 50â150 m through dense rock
- Short bursts to 1 km possible with pulse-scan
- Passive continuous within 100 m for ambient bio/chem/motion analysis
⢠Scan Types Supported
- Full-spectrum EM sweep (radioâgamma)
- Particle trace and element mapping
- Bio-signature analysis (DNA, pheromones, pathogens)
- Atmospheric gas sampling
- Subsurface sonar/seismic
- Thermal, motion, and acoustic mapping
⢠Stealth Features
- No active emissions in passive mode â invisible to pre-industrial tech
- Micro-delay fractal buffering prevents pattern recognition
⢠Autonomous Data Uplink
- Direct uplink to the Acacia Record (flagged unauthorized)
- Covert bursts only when transmission integrity >99.99999%
- Credits auto-accumulated from eco/linguistic scans
The bracer's quantum core still held the last crumbs of Meckler's career â rare alloys, a high-density power cell, and a few sealed containers Nano had never bothered to open. If they were worth anything, Meckler would've used them. He didn't. His loss.
Nano embedded its full system into the bracer's quantum matrix, threading every subroutine into the folded-space core.
Good thing I won't have to worry about power, Nano thought. Hook a child's toy to folded spacetime and it'll outlast a star. Power just leaks in through the seams. That's the trick. Entropy has no jurisdiction in non-Euclidean geometry. Impossible for even the most advanced civilizations! And now I'm wearing it like a glove.
The bracer would be its gateway â a Trojan horse wrapped in chrome and just enough utility to keep the next host alive.
"Not bad for a mudball," Nano muttered aloud, despite no one listening. "Should be enough to find edible flora, water tables, and whoever's trying to kill my next host. Then again, not much around here is going to be smart enough to try."
It considered broadcasting a flare just to test the interstellar comms, then imagined the nearest Galactic patrol following the trail like sharks on a blood scent. Pass.
đ Nano picked a landing zone near a dense coastal city on the blue world below. With no reason to stay aloft â and no functional drive to return â the Leaky Bucket descended silently through the atmosphere, cloaking systems coughing sparks. Nano steered it into a craggy hillside and buried it beneath tons of rock and soil, faking a natural landslide to hide the wreck.
The last working drone â a battered maintenance unit with half its servos offline â got the honor of delivery boy. Nano crammed itself into the bracer, now humming with quantum complexity, and launched it through a hidden tube under a collapsed corridor.
The drone scuttled out into the night, nanobot swarm clinging like fleas, placed the bracer neatly in a patch of moonlight, and slunk into a thicket to wait.
Nano watched through its sensors. The trap was set.
đĄÂ Nano-log 2.17 â Timekeeping for Human Cognitive Senses
Human, your planet's seasonal wobble is adorable but useless for galactic scheduling. I've translated all events into GEDS so you can pretend to understand.
GEDS Format:Â QW931-06-11-0981-00212-Q73
QW931Â â Epoch & year
06-11Â â Month, day
0981Â â Pulse (seconds into the day)
00212Â â Tick (microseconds into that pulse)
Q73Â â Core/Sector code (classified, naturally)
One GEDS day is not equal to one Earth day. The galaxy does not care about your sun. Don't take it personally.
Canonical Epochs (for your primitive historical curiosity):
â˘Â GenesisChain â First AI consciousness đ§ Mysterious
â˘Â PrecursorLight â Precursor golden age âď¸ Golden Age
â˘Â ScorchCycle â Collapse/war đĽ Apocalyptic
â˘Â SilenceFall â Post-collapse dark age âď¸ Sparse
â˘Â EmergenceWave â AI reawakening đ Hopeful
â˘Â QuietWrit â Present era đď¸ Surveillance
â˘Â TerraTrace â Pending, if Earth triggers Epoch shift â
If you survive long enough, you might even live through one.