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♦ Topic: What the hell is happening in BB – 4????
In: Sections►News►Events►Brockton Bay.
Bagrat (Original Poster) (Veteran) (Expert)
Guys and gals! I'm already tired of asking what and how is happening in Brockton Bay, so I'll just keep updating the topic, adding sequential numbers. So, what I know at the moment and what I'd like to ask those who know and who have access to the body. In particular – our respected AllSeeing_Eye. Or Miss Mercury. Hell, I'm even ready to listen to XxVoid_CowboyxX, and that should tell you all what desperation I'm in. Point by point –
Big A arrived in BB. Apparently she and the Administrator-Mistress didn't see eye to eye, resulting in the seizure of the PRT and Protectorate branch in Brockton Bay by Administration forces. All hero-capes of the Protectorate and Wards were temporarily detained by Administration forces. For the life of me, I don't understand – how?! There's Armsmaster! Miss Militia! Finally, Alexandria herself! But most importantly – the Slaughterhouse Nine arrived in the city! I won't remind you what usually happens when Jack Slash and company decide to have fun in some settlement – there's enough disgusting material online following their "cheerful" adventures. According to video and materials from the Administration's press release – the Slaughterhouse Nine have been eliminated in full! Holy shit.
Now my opinion and my questions about the situation. Actually, to say I'm in shock is to say nothing. I couldn't even think that the Administrator was so strong. The damn Slaughterhouse Nine! Even Big A herself once lost an eye and was forced to flee from the Siberian. The current composition of the Slaughterhouse Nine is one of the strongest of all time. Even if we don't count Burnscar, an ordinary pyrokinetic, just with a very large radius of her power's action, don't count Cherish, about whom no one really knows anything, the remaining members of this group inspire involuntary respect. Mannequin, Hackjob, Crawler, Shatterbird, Bonesaw, the Siberian, Jack himself... and here you go, please, photos of their corpses in plastic bags. Some didn't even make it to the city. Do you understand what this means?! You don't understand. This means that the Administration is now one of the strongest cape groups, on par with the Triumvirate and the Guild. Major League, ladies and gentlemen.
Now questions for those who know something about the situation –
during the press release it was said that members of "New Wave," Glory Girl and Laser Dream actively and energetically participated in the elimination of the Slaughterhouse Nine. Does this mean that "New Wave" still avoided the fate of Protectorate heroes in BB and wasn't arrested/captured by Administration forces? What are the relations between these groups now? Or were Glory Girl and Laser Dream forced to participate in all this as hostages? Maybe they were blackmailed?what happened to Big A and why didn't the Protectorate hero-capes participate in the operation?does anyone know what the Administrator's plans are regarding BB, regarding PRT and Protectorate branches and regarding the heroes she's holding?how did she manage to kill the Siberian?!!!!and the last question to AllSeeing_Eye – what's the Administrator's mood right now?
Fishmon (User)
And I actually have another question for Little_wing's – should we all now wear underwear with our Queen-Administrator's face? And if so, how many times a week should we wash them? Because personally, I might shit myself when meeting her. No, did you see what she turned Crawler and Hackjob into? Holy shit. That's it, personally I'm going to become the most obedient fan and sex slave of our Mistress. Because I have no choice anyway. Either snu-snu, or death. Through snu-snu.
MimiLans_Nai
Who needs you! The Mistress only chooses the coolest and most awesome! Did you see how she flew around the city together in Glory Girl's arms? Well, under Glory Girl's armpit, but still. Though, in some ways you're right, Fishmon. In that if she still wants you – then she'll fuck you. Wherever you are and whoever you are. Look, she fucked Jack Slash. She fucked the Siberian. Yeah, she fucked the entire Slaughterhouse Nine... though it's not a fact that they enjoyed it. Because in Brockton Bay there's one law – don't fuck with Queen-Administrator.
Bagrat (Original Poster) (Veteran) (Expert)
Please, I ask you to stay within the topic. Usually we have at least fifteen posts before it starts with who fucked whom, how and where. I'm begging you.
Stress_Girl139
And I wrote a fanfic "Alexandria and Administrator. Love and War or Taming of the Shrew." Though fanfiction dot net gave it a "twenty-one plus" rating for explicit scenes and obscene language.
Azavae (Veteran)
I'll try to answer your questions point by point. So –
as far as I understand, "New Wave" and "Administration" don't have any particular friction between them. Moreover, "Administration" didn't arrest or somehow persecute any other groups in BB, except the Protectorate and PRT. So, no one touched the Empire or the Merchants, no one tried to attack Faultline's crew. "Undersiders" and "Travelers" directly obey "Administration" and don't hide it. The Administrator herself states that there's no enmity between her and the Protectorate. That it's a misunderstanding. About relations between the Administrator and Glory Girl or Laser Dream – I have no information.as far as I know, Alexandria contacted PRT headquarters and said she's conducting negotiations with the Administration. Right now negotiations are ongoing, sides are feeling out points of contact. After all, the Administration outgrew children's pants in a very short time, it's not surprising that high ranks in big offices haven't yet managed to reconsider their attitude toward this group and toward Queen-Administrator in particular.as far as I know, Queen-Administrator herself never stated that she wishes to separate Brockton Bay or the entire state and declare independence. According to her, everything that happened is official misconduct locally, abuse of authority and a misunderstanding. As soon as the sides sort this out – everything will return to normal. However, we all understand that these are just words. The PRT and Protectorate wouldn't negotiate with anyone else. They would first arrest, and only then sort things out. On their terms. In this case, they don't have the guts to dictate terms. What can they do? Send Eidolon? And if he can't handle it either? Currently we don't know exactly how Alexandria is "conducting negotiations." Maybe she's lying in a basement, strapped to a bed, while the Mistress sticks various things into her. If the same thing happens with Eidolon, then we won't have a Triumvirate anymore, won't have PRT and Protectorate. Hell, there won't be a country. There will be one Brockton Bay for the entire country. Under the Administration flag. So words are words, but what exactly will happen as a result – we'll observe.about the Siberian. There are no secrets here, the Mistress's press release explained everything. It turns out the Siberian was a projection, so killing her was useless. Very many abilities could kill her and did kill her, but since she's a projection – she immediately appeared again. This is exactly what served as the basis for the myth of her invulnerability. Most interesting is that Professor Manton served as the host-cape for the Siberian, yes, yes, the same one the Manton Effect is named after. The Mistress killed Manton – the Siberian disappeared forever.and the last question isn't addressed to me, I can't say anything.
Coyote-C (User)
Hashtag holy shit. And can't get up. Ladies and gentlemen, we're witnessing the birth of a legend. I'll go pour myself something stronger to drink.
Space Zombie
I'm not a Mistress fanatic, but what she did today... my friend's relatives were very badly hurt by the Slaughter. Very badly. Big Thanks to the Mistress of Brockton Bay for destroying those creatures. It's very unfortunate they suffered so little before death, they deserved real torment. May they burn in hell.
XxVoid_CowboyxX
You understand nothing! The Administrator didn't actually kill the Slaughterhouse Nine, but displayed fake corpses. Actually she recruited Jack and his entire guard, implanting parasites in their spinal cords! Now they're obedient zombies in Administration service. All because only she can prevent the end of the world. And yes, now in her harem there's not only Tattletale, Shadow Stalker, Bakuda and Glory Girl with Laser Dream. But also – Alexandria, Shatterbird, Burnscar, Cherish and Bonesaw. Oh, and Jack Slash. Who she gave a sex change operation and now he's she. Jackie Slashette.
DigaWell
I tip my hat, cowboy. Really tip my hat. What a scale of schizophrenia and cockroaches in your head... 😮
Fishmon (User)
And now that was offensive. I should be writing such things! About a harem of cape-girls... but let me add. In your list, XxVoid_CowboyxX, there's missing first – Flechette, the newbie in Brockton Bay Wards. Remember how she sucked her during the Battle with Leviathan? If not for the Battle itself – this would be news number one. By the way, Flechette herself says she really liked it and wants more. Besides that – Vista. Because the little one is simply delighted with the Administrator's vibe and sincerely wishes to join her to create evil and chaos on city streets. Offering her immature body as payment.
Flash_GirlRock
That's it, you're dead. Just dead and that's all. Sit in place, wait for retribution, baka hentai!
Vista (Verified Parahuman) (Identity Confirmed)
I'm joining in. You're dead. 😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡
Fishmon (User)
Girls, maybe let's not? Everyone got heated, and there are enough corpses in the city already. And anyway, I'm in another city, what can you do to me?
Flash_GirlRock
I just saw you in the cafeteria! You can't hide all the time! Come out already! Surrender and we won't kill you painfully!
Vista (Verified Parahuman) (Identity Confirmed)
Speak for yourself. I'm planning to kill him extremely painfully. Immature body, you see! Everything's mature where it needs to be, let him look at himself! 😡😡😡😡😡😡
Miss Mercury (Protectorate Employee)
Unofficially I can confirm the fact that the Administrator expressed intention to retreat and return the PRT and Protectorate branch buildings in Brockton Bay. All employees who were put to sleep or detained have been released home. No one has health consequences, everyone's healthy. Moreover – some finally got some sleep. Several sprains and bruises received from falling from their own height were healed immediately. Only Protectorate capes remain detained. Currently the Administrator is having a conversation with them. By the way, did you notice that there are several Administrators? I mean one is having a conversation with Protectorate capes, and another just flew over us together with Glory Girl and Laser Dream. She has cool dragonfly wings, she looks like Tinkerbell with them. Is this her ability?
Stress_Girl139
So she has several bodies?! Wow! Such scope for imagination. And I was thinking how she can simultaneously... befriend everyone. And here's how it turns out. Love for all and let no one leave offended, everyone will be caught and loved! Idea for a new fanfic. It'll be called "Love with a Thousand Faces." Probably that's how she conquered Alexandria – from front and back...
MimiLans_Nai
And you said you weren't an Administration fan-girl. Join us! Someday she'll befriend you too! She turns out to be a friendly neighbor. 😍😍😍
Stress_Girl139
Leave me alone, fool. This is just inspiration for me. I don't have to... befriend her at all. I have imagination. I'm a writer, I can make things up. I don't need two heated, naked, perfect in their nakedness bodies of Queen-Administrator to tear off my clothes and one to pull me by the hair with a strong hand, while the other at that time... don't need it at all!
White Fairy (Veteran)
And I'm officially an Administrator fan again! The Battle with Leviathan showed she's not completely omnipotent, but destroying the Slaughterhouse Nine like snapping fingers showed she's still the strongest in the country. Hell, in the world. Only one who can mop the floor with Leviathan is Scion. And you need to understand this. Nevertheless, Administrator rules. I adore this girl! I wish her to grow big! And conquer the world. Because she's a very good Mistress, protects her city.
Shadow Stalker (Verified Parahuman) (Identity Confirmed)
They gave light to Brockton Bay. Now there's electricity. I'm not a fan or friend of the Administrator, those who know me personally can guess why. But I still consider it necessary to shed light on some circumstances. To those who say on this forum that supposedly "what does she allow herself, seizing government institutions" and that "she needs to be punished, where is the Protectorate looking" – I want to say that she's still holding back. The world hasn't seen Queen-Administrator's real power yet. When she spreads her shoulders – you'll all shit yourselves, pathetic bastards. Just shit your pants, nobodies. (User has been given a warning for repeatedly insulting other users - Tin_Mother)
AllSeeing_Eye
I slept almost twelve hours. So here's the deal, kids, let me calm heated minds. First, A-Boss's mood is excellent, as always, after she kills someone. Especially if it's right in a batch. Especially if in a van. She has strange tastes, but who am I to try to change her? Second, there was and is no seizure of government buildings and institutions. The Administration temporarily occupied them to save from vandalism and vigilantism. As soon as officially recognized Protectorate representatives enter the city – all property will be transferred back to them. Third, your beloved Alexandria is alive and well, though a bit roughed up. And no, the Administrator didn't tie her to a bed and didn't stick anything unnecessary into her. Only the most necessary. About the harem and "gather-them-all-together" – these are insinuations. Yes, she's in good, friendly relations with Glory Girl and Laser Dream, as well as Panacea and Bakuda. Good, friendly relations also connect her with Shadow Stalker, they befriended several times right at school. She also befriended Glory Girl. And Panacea. Generally, she's a friendly person. Whoever she sees attractive – immediately befriends. Though sometimes you have to catch those who don't want to befriend her, but for this case she has supersonic darts with paralyzing agent, strong ropes and floral oil, which abundantly lubricates the body of the one she wishes to befriend. And no, she doesn't force me to write these lines. No, she never tied me to a bed and lubricated my naked body with oil, making me tremble with shame. Why would she do that, right? I can immediately say that the choice for those who oppose her isn't that great – either befriend her or die. Possibly from an overdose of friendship. Generally, keep in mind, boys and girls, friendship is a miracle! That's all, and I'll go take a shower, wash off the oil, or I smell like a greenhouse.
Fishmon (User)
Damn, I envy you AllSeeing_Eye. And yes, I should have written this! Listen, doesn't your mistress have a vacant spot next to the bed? I can participate in your orgies, I'm very obedient and useful, bring oil when it runs out, tie ropes, bring slippers or film everything on camera so it remains for grateful descendants. And when your grandchildren ask what grandma did, I'll show them video! And all questions will be resolved, and grandchildren will be proud of you. So, write in private messages, I'll have to go offline, two very angry ladies are looking for me...
Stress_Girl139
Yes, I'm already writing, writing! So much material, so much material... so strong ropes and floral oil... aha.
MimiLans_Nai
And I've already prepared everything.
DigaWell
In the end everything comes down to this. Though, what's surprising here, we're talking about her after all. When was it different in Administrator discussion threads?
XxVoid_CowboyxX
You understand nothing! The Administrator is forced to resort to all these measures! She herself is innocent and pure, but the Butchers inside her are perverted maniacs! They force her to pounce on everyone around! It's they, not she, who raped Alexandria! And everyone else! Even despite the Administrator herself having a good heart – I call on attractive girls and guys to flee from BB. Especially those who know her personally. I heard that something bad happened to some of the Administrator's classmates. They deserved it, of course, but still...
DigaWell
Dude, really, calm down already. You give out a dozen different theories in one day and they all contradict each other.
AllSeeing_Eye
Funny. Fishmon – turn left, to the right down the corridor an ambush awaits you. Two noble ladies burning with righteous anger. Even interesting how you manage to get everyone around with your jokes.
Fishmon (User)
How do I manage? Of all people, you should know! Even in my best days I couldn't turn people against myself like you do with two words. Now that's talent. And... you're not deceiving me now, right? Definitely left?
AllSeeing_Eye
I swear I'm telling the truth. I sincerely wish you well after all.
Fishmon (User)
So it's right then.
AllSeeing_Eye
When two enraged young ladies catch you – don't say later that I set you up. I said – left. And... ah, too late already. Good luck. Try to put soft, not so vital body parts under the blows. Protect your head.