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♦ Topic: I'm not going to talk about this!!!
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Bagrat (Topic Author) (Veteran) (Expert)
So here's the deal. Lately there's a new trend online that I completely condemn. What kind of fashion is this - shipping Administrator? Or even worse - shaming her? I'll say right away that I'm fundamentally against prying into people's private lives, that's what the Unwritten Rules were invented for, so that cape activity is separate and private life is separate. Don't you understand that you're crossing all ethical boundaries?! Yes, Administrator is a young woman and judging by what we see (not least thanks to Little_wing's, who posted photos of her breasts online) - quite an attractive young woman. I hope Little_wing's is okay and Administrator didn't bury her somewhere after eating her face with her insects. In any case, let me get my point across to you, damn millennials - there's such a thing as private life and you shouldn't stick your paws into it! Just yesterday I received dozens of links to shipping videos of Administrator and Glory, Administrator and Tattletale, Administrator and Bakuda, Administrator and Armsmaster, Administrator and Kaiser, Administrator and Alexandria. And that's not the worst of it, ladies and gentlemen! Whoever made the video "Administrator and Vista. How to bend space between hearts and bodies" - deserves to burn in hell! Vista is still a child, for God's sake! And if you're not afraid of God's Judgment, let me remind you that you're distributing pornography involving minors here. They could very well prosecute! Think, people, think, you're not complete idiots.
Azavae (veteran)
No, well with Vista... that's too much. And the body in the video doesn't look like hers, Vista has no tits at all, and in the video the actress is clearly older, look how they bounce. But with Armsmaster - it's a bomb! The plot is like he assembled her in his workshop on a workbench, she gets up and says right to his face "High efficiency. I assess this as a direct and immediate threat to my virginity," and he's like "Virginity threat present" And she's like "I see no obstacles to copulation," and he's like "Accepted." Pure comedy! And then he's got her on the workbench, and she's like "More, daddy!" Like under the onslaught of manly Armsmaster she stopped being an emotionless robot and became an ordinary girl. Just like Pinocchio... except it's not the nose that's growing and not on her...
Coyote-C (user)
Where do you find these videos?! Give me a link right now! At least write in private!
MonstaMe97
Duuuude, learn to use Darknet search already, turn off limiters and censorship in the search engine, or better yet download the search engine from Toybox, the seventh update is already online. As for the topic... I liked the theme about Administrator and the lesbian party more, where she, Glory, Tattletale, Miss Militia and Flechette smoke weed and giggle stupidly, and then Alexandria flies in, like a school teacher, catches them at it and makes them work off their punishment... especially when Big A stands with her legs spread, and Administrator is in front of her, Miss Militia behind, and Glory and Flechette are caressing each other on the sofa and then - bam! The door opens and Narwhal is on the threshold! Though, they messed up with the actress who plays Narwhal, her tits hang down to her navel. The real Narwhal doesn't have that.
MimiLans_Nai
Ew! All this is such filth! Guys, I'm amazed at you. Found something to watch, the actresses don't even look similar at all, Administrator is played by Holly Hendrix, and Tattletale by Gabbie Carter... I won't even mention the casting for Miss Militia - Sunny Leone, seriously?! You'd better look at the art that artists draw. That's where beauty is. My favorite is where A-boss holds Tattletale so tightly by the hair and kisses her right on the lips... that's where the heart stops. Bold and rebellious Tattletale submits to Administrator's strong hand... Yyyyyyy!
DigaWell
I consider Administrator a villain who has brainwashed the entire PRT and actually cleverly manipulates public opinion - first she allegedly "leaks" photos of her tits online, then forces us all to discuss her personal life as if there are no other topics. She's a villain, can't you see?! Instead of discussing her legal status, how she'll soon subjugate the entire city - you're drooling over her "relationships."
Space Zombie
That's all bullshit! Mistress and Shadow Stalker - that's where the fire is! Did you see?! Stalker is like "I'll capture you, villain!" and Mistress silently grabs her by the hair and Stalker is like "You won't break my spirit! You can do whatever you want with my body, but my spirit and my will... mmmm!" and then just moans, because Stalker's mouth is busy. For a full thirty minutes busy. How did she not suffocate...
Stress_Girl139
I'm not going to discuss such things here at all! Bagrat is right - this is a violation of confidentiality and unethical. But if we remember the Endbringer Battle in BB - remember this photo (photo) see? I put it on my desktop! Administrator and Armsmaster - together against Leviathan! What poses! What determination in every muscle! Look how Armsmaster raised the blade of his halberd up, ready to deliver a crushing blow! And how Administrator crouched slightly, she's like a big predatory cat, pressing the blade to her forearm, ready to protect her partner. Yes! Partner. They're together, just the two of them, no one else around, and opposite them - the most terrible threat to humanity! How can I believe that they never knew each other?! See! They cover each other, move completely synchronously, understand each other, value each other. No, it can't be that these two met for the first time that day. This is achieved by years of joint training. L - logic. And where and when could these two have met? They couldn't have trained together, the age difference is too great. Even if A-boss had appeared earlier - Armsmaster wouldn't have trained with her... unless she's his daughter! That's it! They're father and daughter! Armsmaster is Administrator's father, she rebelled and ran away from home, but when danger hung over the entire city - she remembered her previous training and stood shoulder to shoulder with her father!! That's the solution to why the PRT doesn't touch Administrator. Everything fits.
Nordik_God_Thor
DigaWell and Stress_Girl139 - you're something else. Decided to continue the glorious cause of paranoia and tinfoil hats, so to speak, raise the banner that XxVoid_CowboyxX dropped? Armsmaster is Administrator's father? What kind of crap is that? I actually like the Adminmaster pairing ))). But then it would be incest, ew. Stop it. Armsmaster is Armsmaster, he can't have children. Or they should hatch from metal eggs.
Fishmon
You're all limited creatures. Mistress with Armsmaster, Mistress with Glory, Mistress with Tattletale, Mistress with Vista, Miss Militia, Shadow Stalker, Narwhal, Alexandria, Dragon - all this is such crap. It limits consciousness. Let's remember events and arrange them chronologically. What we know - Administrator saved Tattletale and captured Bakuda. Administrator fought with Glory, and then she carried her in her arms. There were photos of how Mistress and Tattletale drive around the city in their armored car, or rather - get out of it in the parking lot at city hall and with them such a cute mercenary with a short haircut. Who she is - unknown. But let's continue - here's a photo (photo) of how Mistress is carried in the arms by Laser-show, Glory's sister, a girl from New Wave. Yes, it was only once, shortly before Scion hit the beach with a Doomsday Bomb and Leviathan left, but still... and of course my favorite video - Mistress makes out with Flechette right during battle! Yes, I heard about the healing effect of her kiss... but still... still. Did you see - Flechette's toes even stretched out?! And here everyone talks about panties with Armsmaster, so my conclusion is very simple - Mistress is choosing a harem! I'll gather them all together! She won't stop until she fucks all the capes in BB, regardless of your gender. If you live in Brockton Bay - you'll get fucked. However, if you don't live in Brockton Bay - she can come visit. And... I haven't even decided for myself - is it good that I'm not a cape and don't live in BB, or bad. After all, death through snu-snu with Mistress isn't the worst end, right? It's like a night with Cleopatra, after which you're executed.
FlippinMad (user)
Stop writing such nasty things about her! Stop! She's not like that! She's just kind, even too much. She's a doormat! If she wasn't like that, she would have beaten us up at school long ago. That day when Butcher came - she stood up and went to protect us! That's why everything turned out that way... and you write nasty things about her!
Fishmon
When did I write nasty things about her! On the contrary - I praised her. Mistress, A-boss is cool. I didn't write any nasty things.
FlippinMad (user)
You did! When you wrote that she's with everyone... that she's easy!
Fishmon
What? Calm down. Mistress is a sexually active girl and I don't see anything shameful in that. If anyone can stand up for herself if people shout "slut!" behind her back, it's her. There's just a certain limit, understand? If you behave like that, you'll definitely be called a slut, but no one would dare say that to her, neither to her face nor behind her back. Because she might hear.
Miss Mercury (Protectorate Employee)
I'm not here officially, so I'll say this. If thanks to Administrator all Endbringer battles go like this one - then I'm personally ready to kiss all parts of her body any day of the week. Period.
Fishmon
See, even the Protectorate is on my side. No, definitely, I regret that I'm not a cape and don't live in Brockton Bay, eh. A-boss is so cool. Did you see how she cut Hookwolf in half? Whoosh and no dude. Dangerous and beautiful, like my red Ferrari that I don't have.
Vista (verified user)
What?! There's such a video?! Disgusting! Horrible! Delete it from everywhere immediately and forget what you saw!
Fishmon
Whoa, Vista, what's wrong? Can you even hang out on this forum? Adult topics are discussed here...
Vista (verified user)
Perverts! All of you! Every single one!
Azavae (veteran)
Well, that's the end of the thread. Now Vista will complain to the moderators and they'll delete this thread to hell. Finally, I want to say that everyone forgot about Mouse Protector in her deliberately childish outfit, which is quite revealing, like Gadget from Rescue Rangers. Administrator and Mouse Protector! Huh? Sounds good? And no pedophilia here, Mouse Protector is of age.
Clockblocker (Stasis) (verified user)
I don't know, guys. In my opinion, the hottest couple in BB is Clockblocker and Administrator! Just imagine us together! I even set up a poll, see? The majority considers this pair the hottest and most desirable! So vote for me, I'll justify all the Forum's hopes and... though I probably won't be able to tell anything, she'll most likely kill me, but hope feeds the young.
White Fairy (Veteran)
It's unusual to chat with a cape on the forum, but honestly, I think she'll twist your head off for your jokes much earlier.
XxVoid_CowboyxX
Hello everyone! My family moved from BB and I finally got access to the net. So, first of all, neither DigaWell nor Stress_Girl139 are right. This whole story is just throwing dust in our eyes. Look, you're all sitting here discussing Administrator and her relationships (which I, by the way, consider unacceptable from a moral standpoint!), while at the same time no one talks about the Doomsday Bomb that drove Leviathan away. Why? Everyone thinks Scion somehow did it, who at that moment jerked off somewhere from New Zealand. But! He was over the Pacific Ocean at the moment of explosion, there's video from a plane flying over him. Yes, the PRT said this is a new, undocumented ability of Scion - to hit targets at any distance. But still, did you see how Laser-Show dragged Administrator to Leviathan, after which the explosion sounded? And everyone saw Administrator's first attack too? It's not hard to put one and one together - Administrator actually wields Explosion spells! She's like Crimson Mazoku - bam one explosion per day and then lies powerless! Everyone saw the footage of Glory carrying her in her arms right after the explosion? So the question is - if she has nothing to do with it and Scion hit - why is she lying powerless in Glory's arms? Coincidence? I don't think so. Coincidences aren't coincidental. These brainwashers from the PRT want to make you think that way. Why do they need this? Because they want to blur this, sweep it under the rug, get it out of sight, they don't need the hype around it. Administrator is the PRT's secret weapon and the first test was successful. And second - if we're pairing her, then her and Narwhal. No, really, each of Narwhal's breasts is twice the size of Administrator's head. Sorry, T., but you know me, I always liked them big.
Little_wing's
Personally, I'd go for this pairing - Administrator went and shamelessly put her best friend to sleep, just went and put her to sleep! And then took the keys to her apartment to drag two sisters there! Without her best friend! And indulged in debauchery all night, and now shamelessly sleeps in the arms of two girls at once, while her best friend unlike herself has a conscience and doesn't call her! Though she could! She could totally kick down the door and be like "didn't expect me?!" I'd look into her shameless eyes... but instead I'm sitting on the forum reading your nonsense!
Fishmon
Uh... we don't judge anyone here, everyone has their own tastes. Though your details are painfully specific... we're simpler here. Try Administrator and Glory first - the simplest pairing, Glory is the Glorious Girl, and she also has a sister and... Dallon sandwich! One sister on top, the other below! 😊
Little_wing's
Just don't piss me off, Dennis, don't. I know where you live and what you did tonight. I'll tell Flechette everything. And I'll just drop a link to this forum to Vicky and Amy.
Flash_GirlRock
What did he do?! Hey, winged one! Write in private!
Fishmon
I'm not Dennis! It's all a mistake! And still - better not write anything to Flechette, she has no sense of humor... especially dropping links to the Dallon sisters. If you're who I think you are, we can always come to an agreement, right?
Little_wing's
Look, you're walking on incredibly thin ice with me, Dennis. Just walking and falling in up to your waist.
Fishmon
Honestly, I thought you were... done. There was information about you...
Little_wing's
Reports of my death are greatly exaggerated. I like your twisted sense of humor, so live for now. In your place I'd delete the comment about the Dallon Sandwich... I have a feeling that not only Vicky and Amy will be offended.
Fishmon
Oh shit! It won't delete! I'll ask a moderator now! Thanks for the advice.
Flash_GirlRock
Hey, Little_wing's! What exactly did he do?! This hentai baka?! Did he steal my underwear?! Take photos while I was in the bathroom?! Sniff my shoes?! Rub his armpit on the door handle?!!
Little_wing's
Calm down, Lily. Nothing like that. I'll write in private...
Fishmon
Don't you dare! Under no circumstances!