A world where superheroes wait wait wait the F*ck is this---
I am a superhero I mean a person with superpowers and it is illegal cause some people like me wants to invade the whole world now being a superhero means a traitor... I save you from two paragraphs of yapping hahaha nice huh
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CAR CRASHES...
"The F*ck was that, I crashed into someone!" said by Realist to himself.
" You are trying to kill my disable son" an old Woman comes out of the car that realist hit.
Well let's pause here,
While I was talking to you guys I hit a car with an old lady and her disable son. They got some minor injuries but when they got taken to a hospital her son fall from stairs at night and then her mother commits a suicide.
Now her sons think it happened because of me, and by the way she has 4 sons.
The F*ck I did. Its like saying Mia Khalifa became a p*rnstar because of Hitler
"I don't know the F*ck you mean by that" ,Simon growled with himself.
"This is my friend Simon. He is black basically a Ni....." said by Realist,
"If you say it, I am gonna F*ck you up and who the F*ck are you even talking to man". Simon said it aggressively to realist.
Realist smirked and said," Relax guys, He is not gay"
"Man, f*ck you and your jokes" Simon told realist calmly.
," So anyway, did you talked to him about our next job" realist asked Simon with curiosity.
"Yeah but the job is not suited for us" Simon
"What you mean" Realist asked in curiosity.
"I mean you have to trap a girl in love then got invited to her home then kill her father. Simon said.
"So???" Realist replied with indifference.
"So I am black and you suck" Simon said with exasperation.
"You are quite Self aware huh" Realist replied sarcastically.
"I think I can do that" find jimmy he's good at this " Realist told Simon.
Realist and Simon go to Jimmy's house for his help in their new mission. He is blonde and wealthy. And a lot experience in getting girls.
Realist knocks on the massive mansion door
"Yo, Jimmy!" I heard your ass hole got little wider huh" Realist said it when he saw jimmy.
"F*ck you " Jimmy replied.
"huuuaaaahhhh, there is my boy" Realist laughs in excitement.
" So? What's up?" Jimmy asked the reason for their arrival
"We need your help" Simon said it to jimmy.
"In what?" Jimmy asked.
"Trapping a girl in love" Simon said.
"Skill issue my boy skill issue, but I can't do it I am married" I can help you with it" Jimmy said with pride.
"Ok, go ahead " realist said.
"First of all you need to be confident...I mean super confident no lazy moments and bullshit talk. Straight to the point and keeper type " Jimmy advises them.
Realist,"Is this all? Let's get that bitch"
So realist Simon and jimmy go to musical university of Tokyo.They waited outside .When the girl comes outside they told realist to approach her with mic and recorder, so they can listen and guide him.
"Look at the weather huh! Its so nice" realist said it in soothing voice.
"Excuse me! Who are you?" Misa asked in confusion. Misa is the name of the girl they want to trap.
"I am just passing by and I saw you. "you are so beautiful but you know what the reality is" realist said.
"The reality is that I am a contract killer and i am here to trap you in love to kill your father"
Misa,"What?"
Suddenly there are six land cruisers arrived at the area and surround them with machine guns.
"I am just joking" realist thought these guys are the protectors of Misa.
"Who are you guys" misa panicked .
Realist looked at Misa," Wait, they are not with you"
"mission abort" 3rd party 3rd party!" Realist said in his mic to Simon.
Simon picks his machine gun and said "Get dooooown" start shooting and kills some of 3rd party members but their cars are bulletproof.
Realist Picks Misa up and start running towards there van. The 3rd party don't shoot at them cause they wants to kidnap Misa. They try to grab him but he punches them and run towards van where he picks his helmet which is made of diamonds indestructible material.
So realists has an instant regeneration except his head.If you cut his whole body from his head, he will still be alive and regenerate his body in some days but a bullet to the head ends all.
So he wears his helmet and start walking towards the land cruisers. The machine guns and the mp5s start shooting him but he didn't response and keep walking towards them.
They shot him so much that they can see the other side in between his body then he draw his gun and shoots 7 people in an instant then he reloads and again shoots 7 more in an instant.
The remaining 3 start begging for their lives.
"I can't leave you guys alive"...
"What will the people who are reading right now think, that I am just a basic anime superhero. I am not a basic anime superhero and this is not an anime." Realist tilted his head and laughed, a small patient sound.
After saying this he put the brains of out of all three of them.
"Reality is Reality and a dream is a dream but everything you see with your eyes is not reality and everything you see at night is not a dream"
"You chose your path and that's the reality.That is your reality and that's how your reality ends"
"You see guys when you do something do it the right way cause that's the reality.Come to the reality And Don't live in dreams. Wake up guys wake up.
"That was more cringe than the acting of p*rnstars at the beginning of each video" Simon Disappointingly said.
"N*gga, who the f*ck comes up this f*cking retarded a*s quote"
Realist turn his head towards Simon.
"F*ck you"