Uchiha Yato was particularly devious—he deliberately used the "screenshot" function of the phonograph, allowing him to earn an extra batch of Emotion Coins.
Ding~
"Congratulations, host, for successfully releasing the BGM and taking screenshots."
"Calculating your earned Emotion Coins..."
"Congratulations! You have obtained 6,000 Emotion Coins."
"Title acquired: I'm an Orphan, I Don't Care."
For some reason, Uchiha Yato felt like the system was insulting him with this title.
...
Returning to the current events.
You might not believe it, but this incident wasn't exactly major, nor was it minor.
Still, it was undeniably disgusting, especially since it involved the children of the orphanage.
If these kids weren't properly cared for now, the backlash could be severe—people might curse them behind their backs.
Uchiha Yato's actions were likely intended to draw attention to the plight of the orphanage children.
After all, everyone knew about the Hidden Leaf's orphanage incident, so it was possible that Uchiha Yato despised those who exploited orphans for personal gain.
The above reasoning was entirely Sasori's own speculation.
And the words he used to dissuade those who wanted to join Uchiha Yato in his madness.
Unintentionally, Uchiha Yato had gained an advocate from another village.
The truth, however, was that Uchiha Yato genuinely hoped all ninja villages would start prioritizing the welfare of orphans.
Because of this incident, all five great ninja villages became aware of the Hidden Sand's humiliation.
They took it as a warning and began rectifying and managing their own orphanage affairs.
No one wanted to risk someone using this Orphan's Song to mock their own village.
...
Meanwhile, in the Sand Ninja office.
The Third Kazekage smashed objects in fury, shouting, "Damn that Uchiha Yato! I'll have his head!"
"Now, thanks to him, I've been humiliated in front of the entire ninja world—everyone's laughing at me!"
After a moment of reflection, the Third Kazekage turned to Ebizo beside him.
"Immediately issue an official statement to clarify this matter and condemn the Hidden Leaf for their shameless actions."
Ebizo pondered for a moment before replying, "The problem is that little bastard (Uchiha Yato) made it very clear from the start that this was all done under your orders."
"The Hidden Leaf probably won't take responsibility for this."
At this point, the Third Kazekage carefully recalled Uchiha Yato's attitude toward him over the past three days.The deference shown was so complete that one could never have guessed the two might have once crossed paths on the battlefield.
At the time, the Third Kazekage naively believed that Uchiha Yato had been won over by his charisma. But now, it was clear the man had been biding his time for something far bigger.
This left the current Third Kazekage feeling like a mute forced to swallow bitter herbs—unable to voice his suffering.
...
Rain Hidden Village.
Pakura, who was on a mission here, had heard about the events unfolding in the Sand Ninja Village.
She was now deeply conflicted over whether she should return immediately after completing her mission to see what had happened.
Just then, she received a secret order from Chiyo:
"Uchiha Yato has arrived in the village and caused major trouble. Pakura, return at once."
With this, it was as if Pakura had received an imperial decree. She wrapped up her mission and rushed back to the Sand Hidden Village without delay.
The humiliation Uchiha Yato had inflicted on her—she was determined to settle that score.
Her partner, Rasa, had also heard the news and was equally eager to return.
Needless to say, Uchiha Yato was about to gain two new playthings…
Back to Uchiha Yato.
At this moment, what concerned our Uchiha Yato the most was the growth rate of his Emotion Coins.
This wave had still provided a decent number of emotions from minor characters and extras.
Altogether, it had netted him a full 5,000 Emotion Coins.
Factoring in previous expenditures and the occasional unintentional lottery draws, his remaining balance now barely reached 90,000.
For Uchiha Yato, as long as the sky didn't collapse and he wasn't doing outright evil, nothing else really mattered.
Muttering to himself, Uchiha Yato asked,
"System, I want to ask—is there a way to remove the Caged Bird seal?"
Though the original lore suggested it was unsolvable, where there was a door, there had to be a lock.
And if all else failed, he could always pry the lock open or smash the door to pieces.
The system replied, "There is, but it won't come cheap."
For some reason, ever since the upgrade, the system's occasional human-like responses gave Uchiha Yato the distinct impression of dealing with a shady merchant.
Uchiha Yato asked, "What's the price?"
The system's electronic voice answered, "It's not in the shop."
"But in the lottery pool, there's an item called the Purification Charm. That's the thing that can remove the Caged Bird's curse mark~"
Hearing this, Uchiha Yato knew the system was setting him up again.
After all, that garbage lottery had no pity system—most of the time, the prizes were either ingredients or useless toys.
But there was no choice. Not just for fulfilling his dreams, but also to acquire more prank tools, Uchiha Yato could only grit his teeth and start pulling.
...
The news eventually reached the Hidden Leaf Village.
When Sarutobi Hiruzen read the intelligence report from the Sand Hidden Village, his expression was one of speechless disbelief.
At that moment, Sarutobi Shinnosuke also glanced at the report.
After reading it, Shinnosuke remarked, "As expected, Uchiha Yato's greatest impact is when he's outside the village."
Hiruzen could only laugh bitterly.
If nothing else, the Third Kazekage had become the laughingstock of all five great ninja villages.
Shinnosuke added, "The Sand Hidden Village has sent us a formal protest, demanding that the Hidden Leaf compensate for the damages caused by Uchiha Yato."Hearing the Sand Ninja's statement, Sarutobi Hiruzen truly didn't know what to say.
Uchiha Yato's strength was practically unmatched in the entire Hidden Leaf. If you provoked him to the point of anger, he might just level your Sand Village to the ground.
If that happened, Sarutobi Hiruzen would write his own name backward and sign a surrender document pledging the Hidden Leaf to serve the Sand Ninja as dogs for 20 years.
At this moment, Sarutobi Hiruzen felt a mischievous impulse.
He had been corrupted by Uchiha Yato—the old schemer he once was would never have entertained such playful thoughts.
Sarutobi Hiruzen said, "Tell the Sand Ninja that we are already aware of Uchiha Yato's actions and have imposed appropriate disciplinary measures on his clan."
"If you have the capability, feel free to capture Uchiha Yato and escort him back. We'll deal with him properly then."
Uchiha Yato's troublemaking had not only erased Sarutobi Hiruzen's former meekness but had also instilled in him a backbone for the village.
He would allow himself to scold or reprimand Uchiha Yato, but outsiders were absolutely forbidden from harming him.
In short: favoritism.
...
Hidden Cloud Village.
The A-B duo often whispered in the Third Raikage's ear, hoping for another chance to fight Uchiha Yato.
There was no helping it—the minds of Hidden Cloud shinobi were filled with nothing but muscles and brawls.
Only a select few possessed actual brains, and among them was the Third Raikage himself.
After reading the reports on Uchiha Yato's antics, even the Third Raikage fell uncharacteristically silent.
His son and his son's rival had lost to such an unpredictable troublemaker.
Because of this, that very night, the A-B duo received the Third Raikage's fatherly "care," leaving them bedridden for a week.
This incident sent shockwaves throughout the shinobi world, and many came to realize one thing:
Never give Uchiha Yato an opportunity to stir up trouble—unless you wanted to be thoroughly humiliated!
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