Finally, Yu Xiaogang had absorbed all the farts. He closed his eyes slightly, beginning to savor the feeling.
"This fart... the sensation is truly intoxicating."
That one sentence almost made everyone throw up.
"Xiaogang, do you have to do this kind of thing?"
"Can't you at least do it somewhere private!"
Flender was extremely helpless.
Last time, Dai Mubai tasted Oscar's sausage in public. Now, Yu Xiaogang was savoring Tang San's farts in public.
This Shrek Academy feels a little different, doesn't it?
Yu Xiaogang scrambled up from the ground. Doing something like that in public, although it was satisfying, was still a bit embarrassing.
Tang San was also quite awkward.
Yu Xiaogang hastily changed the subject.
"Teacher Zhao, it's been so long,"
"Has Tang San's assessment passed?"
"Don't try to welsh on it, it's been so long,"
"That incense stick burned out long ago,"
"It wasn't Tang San's fault you didn't attack just now."
He genuinely needed Tang San to join Shrek Academy.
Zhao Wuji was quite resentful at the moment.
Who could feel good after being hit with a poison fart?
But at this moment, he could only let Tang San enter the academy, since he had already said those words.
"In that case, then Tang San will..."
Ma Hongjun suddenly interrupted Zhao Wuji. "Wait a minute."
"What's wrong?" Zhao Wuji glared at him, extremely annoyed at this moment.
"That incense seems to have gone out, and it hasn't even burned through yet."
Ma Hongjun pointed at the incense stick planted in the ground.
Everyone looked toward the incense.
Sure enough, the tip of the incense had gone out a long time ago, they didn't know when. It was even broken into several pieces.
It seemed like the fart was too strong at the time, and it extinguished the incense. In addition, it seemed that Tang San's Blue Silver Hammer, which he threw out later, just happened to hit the incense, smashing it into several pieces.
Instantly,
Yu Xiaogang and Tang San became a little embarrassed. "So much time has passed, it should be enough."
"Enough?"
"Bullshit. I said the time of one incense stick, but the incense hasn't burned out yet, so it doesn't count."
Zhao Wuji was already angry. He suddenly walked towards Tang San.
With a slap, Tang San flew out heavily.
Following that, he clapped his hands and said,
"Not qualified. Get out."
Yu Xiaogang was completely dumbfounded.
But then he quickly went to support Tang San.
And just as he came to Tang San's side,
he suddenly felt his head was a little dizzy,
his body was a little weak, and he fell onto Tang San.
Tang San, who should have been taken care of,
was now the one taking care of someone.
"Teacher, Teacher!"
"Teacher!"
Tang San shouted anxiously.
"Xiao Ao, make a Small Sausage to detoxify and give it to Yu Xiaogang,"
"Then make a Big Sausage to restore and give it to Tang San,"
Flender said calmly,
"The farts you released earlier were full of toxins. Now, all the toxins have been absorbed by him. If he doesn't get poisoned, who will?"
"I don't know how he managed to generate such a strong absorption force,"
"He could even be a vacuum cleaner."
Ye Fan couldn't help but chuckle inwardly.
Yu Xiaogang, the vacuum cleaner, consuming one fart at a time.
Oscar reluctantly chanted his soul incantation, "I have a small sausage,"
"I have a big sausage,"
He handed the Small Sausage and the Big Sausage to Tang San.
As for feeding Yu Xiaogang, it was best left to Tang San. Tang San looked at the two items in his hands, feeling somewhat uncertain. Thinking of the soul incantation, he felt utterly disgusted.
It was his first time experiencing Oscar's soul skill, and he hadn't gone through the same adaptation training as the others.
Making his wife eat someone else's sausage?
This…
How could something like this happen?
Yu Xiaogang could only eat his own, not Oscar's…
"Tang San, what are you dawdling for?"
Flender shouted towards Tang San, "Are you trying to let your teacher die from poison?"
"Don't think about useless soul incantations,"
"The key is its practical use,"
"The key is to save Yu Xiaogang!"
At this time, although Tang San wasn't yet a student of Shrek Academy,
Flender already considered him one, because in his eyes, he would be sooner or later. A student like that had to be accepted, but the matter of the twin Martial Souls couldn't be revealed for now.
The fewer people who know, the better.
Tang San gritted his teeth and stuffed the Small Sausage into Yu Xiaogang's mouth. Fortunately, the antidote didn't need to be fully administered at once; the effects were felt immediately.
Yu Xiaogang's face, which had been turning green, gradually recovered.
Next, it was Tang San's turn to eat Oscar's Big Sausage. Eating Oscar's recovery Big Sausage was quite easy for Tang San; he wasn't affected at all by those disgusting Spirit Soul incantations.
This made Flender very satisfied as he watched Tang San.
"Not bad, Tang San has great potential; he's no worse than anyone else."
But just as Tang San put the recovery Big Sausage in his mouth, preparing to eat it, he quickly spat it out.
Everyone was stunned.
What was Tang San doing?
Either eat it or don't eat it.
What's with this half-hearted approach?
Following that, something even more shocking happened. Tang San began to repeat the previous action.
Skilled, incredibly skilled!
Everyone present was stunned. What was Tang San doing?
Disgusting, truly disgusting!
Several girls quickly turned their heads away, hiding behind Ye Fan.
Xiao Wu was even more direct, burying herself in Ye Fan's arms.
Ma Hongjun looked at Oscar with ill intentions.
"Xiao Ao, your recovery Big Sausage is pretty good, quite popular, huh?"
"Get lost!"
Oscar kicked Ma Hongjun directly.
Flender shouted towards Tang San, "Tang San, what are you doing!"
Tang San finally reacted.
Embarrassing, this was just too embarrassing.
He had actually done such a thing in public.
He awkwardly scratched his foot.
His toes were about to tear through the sole of his shoe.
"Sorry, occupational hazard."
These eight simple words increased the impact Tang San had on everyone.
"What the hell?"
"Occupational hazard?"
Flender couldn't help but pull down his signature black crystal-framed glasses.
He was shocked!
Everyone looked at Tang San in unison.
"Occupational hazard?"
"Those four words are well-chosen,"
"What kind of profession would give you that kind of professional habit?"
Dai Mubai, Ma Hongjun, and Oscar didn't really have a clear understanding of Tang San's work at the Yichun Tower.
Now, they finally understood.
Flender shook his head repeatedly, "Tang San, Tang San, you really can eat anything."
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