Ye Fan and Xiao Wu were new to the area and didn't know anything about Shrek Academy.
Although Ye Fan knew there was a cafeteria, he didn't know where it was.
Out of options, the two could only look for where smoke was rising, hoping to find a place with food.
The village wasn't very large. As they walked, they unknowingly left the boundaries of Shrek Academy.
Shrek Academy was quiet, but the villagers on the other side were already busy.
Working at sunrise was the habit of ordinary farmers. They needed to farm to support their families.
Suddenly, a string of arguing sounds entered their ears.
Not far ahead, a man and a woman were arguing about something.
Ye Fan guessed it was Ma Hongjun and the girl named Cuihua.
The young couple didn't look very old. The girl seemed to be about fourteen or fifteen years old.
He had an ordinary appearance, but he was full of youthful energy, dressed in simple peasant clothing.
He should be a child from the village.
The arguing youth looked even younger. He wasn't tall, had short hair, small eyes, and chubby cheeks. He had two small mustaches on his lips, which looked like two mouse whiskers, looking extremely wretched, like a sneaky and fat mouse.
"Ma Hongjun, don't come looking for me anymore. I won't be with you."
"Cuihua, haven't I been good to you? Why do you want to break up with me?"
"I really can't take it anymore,"
"You stinky woman, break up? Then we have to do it one more time before we break up!"
"Please, just let me go."
Seeing this scene of a woman being forcibly taken, Xiao Wu really couldn't stand it anymore…
"I won't let them change me,"
Seeing this scene of a woman being forcibly taken, Xiao Wu could actually watch…
"Fan-ge, there really is everything in this Shrek Academy,"
Xiao Wu, who had initially been filled with a sense of justice and was about to step forward, instantly transformed into a mere bystander.
Ye Fan was too lazy to get involved. He had absolutely no sense of justice; as long as it didn't affect his cultivation, he was fine.
"It's just out in broad daylight."
Xiao Wu was stunned, not quite understanding.
"Broad daylight?"
Ma Hongjun was there, grabbing Cuihua and refusing to let go. The two of them were constantly arguing.
It seemed Ma Hongjun hadn't noticed the two people watching from behind. In public, he started forcibly pulling down Cuihua's pants and undoing her clothes. Ye Fan had originally been about to leave. He gently put his raised right foot back down.
The sun was nice here. He could bask in the sun and cultivate anyway, even while standing.
"Stop."
"Fatty, are you sick!"
A familiar shout instantly came from behind Ye Fan.
Ma Hongjun's hands immediately stopped moving. The person who'd spoken was none other than Dai Mubai.
"Don't you have any shame, doing this in public?"
Cuihua hurriedly covered herself with her clothes and ran off quickly.
Ma Hongjun didn't chase after her, but his face was full of dejection.
When he turned around and looked at Xiao Wu, his eyes widened instantly.
"What a beautiful girl,"
He glanced at Ye Fan. He looked ordinary and not difficult to bully.
"That guy, is this your girlfriend? She's mine now."
With that, he reached out to grab Xiao Wu's hand.
Xiao Wu glared at him and kicked him, bam, sending Ma Hongjun flying.
Violence was her calling card.
"You dare hit me, you're dead!"
"Phoenix, Martial Soul, attach!"
Ma Hongjun rolled and got up from the ground. He spread his arms, and a few feathers appeared on them, making him look exactly like a fat chicken.
"Hahaha, Phoenix? Isn't that just a roasted chicken? And a fat one at that."
"I've seen chickens become roasted chickens, but I've never seen one born as a roasted chicken."
Xiao Wu laughed heartily.
Ma Hongjun was instantly enraged. To have his Martial Soul called a chicken was touching his raw nerve. "Bullshit! You're the roasted chicken! Your whole family are roasted chickens!"
Hearing this, Ye Fan didn't refute in his heart,
Indeed, they're both roasted chickens. He knew this better than anyone after six years.
"Fatty, that's enough,"
Dai Mubai casually tried to dissuade him, but didn't seem sincere at all.
In his opinion, fighting was the best way for Soul Masters to communicate.
As the saying goes, "make friends through fighting."
It seemed the fatty was going to be on the receiving end today.
"Dai Laoda, you don't need to worry."
"I'm going to teach her a lesson today, let her understand what it means to respect a senior."
Ma Hongjun's first soul ring flashed, and a Phoenix Fire Line shot towards Xiao Wu.
Dai Mubai added, "Well, be careful not to get beaten up."
Xiao Wu saw the Phoenix Fire Line coming straight at her, not the least bit flustered. She didn't even bother to dodge.
Martial Soul manifestation,
Her entire body instantly became slender, especially her legs.
Before the yellow-yellow-purple soul rings could even appear beneath her feet, Xiao Wu was already gone.
Ma Hongjun was still suspecting that Xiao Wu was an idiot who couldn't even dodge.
The next second, he felt a kick land on his rear.
"Bang!"
Ma Hongjun rolled and fell to the ground.
The Phoenix Fire Line, which had been spewing wildly, instantly died down.
"Soul Elder!"
Ma Hongjun was directly dumbfounded. The new junior sister was actually a Soul Elder!
He remembered that the age for enrollment couldn't exceed twelve years old.
A Soul Elder at twelve? What was the point of fighting?
He wasn't fighting anymore, not anymore.
Ma Hongjun quickly flipped himself over.
"Sister, sister, I was wrong, sister."
Xiao Wu snorted coldly, clapped her hands, and retracted her Martial Soul.
But Ma Hongjun showed no sign of giving up on Xiao Wu.
A girl this beautiful, and a Soul Master on top of that?
Where else would he find someone like her?
He turned his gaze towards Ye Fan.
"Kid, always hiding behind a woman, what kind of man are you?"
"Fight me. If you lose, leave her alone."
Ye Fan was taken aback, but his tone was indifferent, as if he didn't care at all.
"You want to chase Xiao Wu?"
"Whatever."
"It's up to you. What does it have to do with me?"
He looked at Dai Mubai. "Mubai, where's the cafeteria?"
Yesterday, Ye Fan had a few drinks with Dai Mubai and Oscar, and they got along pretty well.
"I'll take you."
"Alright, Fatty, look at you."
"Let's go eat."
Dai Mubai rolled his eyes at Ma Hongjun and led Ye Fan towards the cafeteria.
Xiao Wu quickly came to Ye Fan's side and tightly hugged his arm, resting it against her chest.
"Brother Fan, you're not mad, are you?"
Ye Fan was very helpless. "Angry? What's there to be angry about?"
Women are just a pile of bones covered in rouge,
they'll only affect his speed of summoning plants and zombies.
If Ma Hongjun could actually get Xiao Wu, then Xiao Wu would have to have lost her mind.
At this moment, Ma Hongjun was even angrier.
He'd lost his girlfriend, been called a roast chicken, and kicked twice in a row. Now this kept-man was looking down on him too! If there's something wrong, please point it out. I'm all ears.
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