"What!"
"I'm not qualified?"
Tang San was stunned when he heard those four words.
He had gone through so much trouble to come to Shrek Academy, and yet he couldn't even pass the second test?
"Impossible, how can you tell I have no potential just from that one strike?"
Lu Qibin knew Dai Mubai thought highly of Tang San, so he explained a little more.
"You're a strong-attack type soul master with no attack power, and you think that means you have potential?"
If it were up to Tang San, he normally wouldn't bother explaining.
But now, in order to follow his wife's words and enter Shrek Academy, he could only prove himself.
"My attacks lie in my Soul Skills, and my attack power is very strong."
"Oh?"
Lu Qibin raised an eyebrow.
"Your Soul Skills are very powerful?"
"If that's the case, I might let you pass this round."
Tang San's Second Soul Ring flashed, and his Second Soul Skill was immediately unleashed.
Fart Accumulation!
His body rapidly began to swell.
Following that, his first soul ring flashed.
"First Soul Skill,"
"Fart like a hammer, charging up a hammer-butt for Tang San!"
Tang San's Blue Silver Hammer aimed at the iron stake in front of him, with his back to Lu Qibin.
Tang San is preparing to give Lu Qibin a big one to show off...
Ye Fan, by a stroke of fate, suddenly had an idea.
He was tired of constantly farting.
"Change it to 'pull'."
Modification successful.
Tang San is preparing to give Lu Qibin a big pull to show off...
At that moment, Tang San was preparing to launch his Blue Silver Hammer, coordinating it with a fart. Suddenly, he felt a rumbling in his stomach.
Uh oh!
On the other side, Lu Qibin felt something was amiss when he heard Tang San's disgusting soul incantation.
Fart Accumulation? And aimed at my face? He quickly took a step back to dodge.
BOOM!
A massive mushroom cloud rose over Shrek Academy.
Tang San's pants were completely blown apart by the fart. But that wasn't all.
Amidst the yellow smoke filling the air, Lu Qibin saw something else, something special, shooting out with the yellow mist.
A torrent, a direct stream, aimed straight at Lu Qibin.
"Don't make things difficult for this old man!"
Lu Qibin hastily dodged to the side, but as Tang San moved, he precisely targeted Lu Qibin again.
No matter how Lu Qibin dodged, Tang San only needed to adjust his angle slightly to aim at Lu Qibin accurately.
It was as if it were prepared specifically for him.
"This insidious little brat,"
"Seeing he can't pass here, is he going to give up completely and disgust me before leaving?"
Lu Qibin, in a moment of inspiration,
crossed his right index and middle fingers, firmly gripping his Martial Soul Star Luo Chess. With a flick of his fingers, the black chess piece surged forward, facing the challenge head-on.
"Pfft!"
A chess piece shot in, directly and firmly blocking the area where the flow was gushing out.
Lu Qibin finally breathed a long sigh of relief,
"Ah!"
Following that came a painful howl, "Ah!"
Lu Qibin had been in a hurry and hadn't controlled the force of the chess piece he threw,
This chess piece was stuck in there pretty deep.
Deeper than the battle between Dai Mubai and Tang San back then.
Tang San fell to the ground with a thud, blood gushing out.
The others were completely dumbfounded, This was just too explosive.
Shrek Academy had truly become Sh*t Academy. This was the biggest scandal since its founding.
"Tang San!"
Lu Qibin nearly chipped a tooth in his fury.
It wasn't just that Tang San disgusted him,
Especially since it also involved his Martial Soul Star Luo Chess,
His Martial Soul was tainted! Could he even still use it in the future? Just the thought of it was disgusting.
At his age, to suddenly encounter such a situation... he'd really had a run of bad luck.
His reputation was ruined!
Use it again?
Even though the Martial Soul wouldn't bring anything back after being converted into soul power,
it was impossible not to feel disgusted.
Tang San was in extreme anguish.
He could feel a foreign object within his body.
He couldn't understand why this had happened today.
He'd been farting for so many years, yet his skill had somehow decreased, and he'd accidentally released something else.
He wouldn't be able to enter Shrek Academy now.
Thinking of this, Tang San sighed, found a robe from his storage soul tool, draped it over himself, and prepared to leave quickly.
"Stop!"
"You just took a massive dump inside Shrek Academy and think you can just leave so easily?"
Lu Qibin hastily called out to Tang San.
He held a long tree branch in his hands and flashed in front of Tang San, blocking his path.
On the one hand, he was preventing Tang San from escaping, and on the other, he was afraid of being disgusted himself.
"So, what do you want?"
Tang San knew he was in the wrong, but he still wanted to figure out how to get back at least a little bit.
"No need for words, pay up."
"Five hundred Gold Soul Coins."
Lu Qibin stated his goal directly.
The biggest problem at Shrek Academy was always the issue of funds.
Having been a teacher here for so many years,
To some extent, he'd picked up a bit of Flender's money-grubbing nature.
"Five hundred Gold Soul Coins!"
Tang San trembled when he heard the exorbitant price. He couldn't hold it in, and another big pile emerged.
"Y U E!"
Lu Qibin immediately vomited.
As for Ye Fan and the others, they had already retreated far away, but they didn't go to the fourth level. They still wanted to watch the show.
"Why haven't I ever noticed Tang San is so disgusting?"
Xiao Wu's face was completely contorted.
The thought of sharing a dormitory with him for six years was utterly disgusting.
Zhu Zhuqing also frowned tightly.
Dai Mubai couldn't bear to look and turned his head away. He had battled with this thing?
Ning Rongrong, on the other hand, showed no reaction, clearly having seen it all before.
But thankfully, this Tang San wasn't entering the academy with them, or she'd have to consider leaving.
"Tang San really is a capable human,"
Ye Fan sighed.
"Huh? What do you mean?"
The other three were all momentarily stunned.
"Doesn't that 'human' word look like a pile of shit with those extra strokes?"
"Hahaha!"
Instantly, several people couldn't help but burst out laughing, even the cold Zhu Zhuqing chuckled.
What a Tang shit.
One lump down, Tang San's face was filled with embarrassment, but he quickly recovered. But having been pulled down so much, he became bolder. He'd already lost so much face, a little more wouldn't matter.
"I'm not giving five hundred Gold Soul Coins,"
"This Shrek Academy isn't even worth five hundred Gold Soul Coins."
"You want so much from me!"
"Moreover, I applied so much fertilizer, you should be paying me!"
At that moment, Tang San was preparing to fling his Blue Silver Hammer with the help of a fart.
Suddenly, he felt a rumbling in his stomach.
Uh oh!
Over on the other side, Lu Qibin felt something was amiss as he listened to Tang San's disgusting soul incantation.
Fart Accumulation?
And aimed right at his face?
He quickly stepped back, trying to dodge.
BOOM!
A huge mushroom cloud erupted within Shrek Academy.
Tang San's pants were blown to shreds by his own fart.
But it wasn't over yet.
Amidst the yellow smoke that filled the air, Lu Qibin saw something special spewing out along with the yellow mist.
It shot out like a thousand miles, a direct stream, aimed straight at Lu Qibin.
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