Chapter 50 – Filler Episode
"Even gods need a little nonsense between wars."
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On Mike's Side
Mike: Hmm… so, Sensei, how are you gonna train me today? Like, the Sector or power-type training?
HIDORI: Hmph. You'll see. Follow me, brat.
Fruxiya: Hehe, let's go, little warrior.
They walk for a while, then
Mike: Whoaaa… what is this place!?
Fruxiya: Beautiful, right? Do you like it?
Mike: But how do you have this much space!?
HIDORI: (grinning) We didn't get space, boy. We made it.
Mike: You made this!?
The view zooms out a breathtaking landscape unfolds. Vast green fields stretch endlessly, dotted with radiant flowers and glowing bugs. Butterflies flutter over crystalline ponds, and waterfalls shimmer under the light of an artificial sun.
Mike: This is… unreal.
HIDORI: It's not for sightseeing. You're here to meditate.
Mike: Meditate?
Fruxiya: Yes. This land is blessed with Lord White's power. If you stay still and focus, you might absorb a tiny bit of it.
Mike: (pumps fist) Alright! I'll do my best!
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Two Hours Later
Mike: (stretching) Ahhh… I feel so refreshed!
HIDORI: Good. Now concentrate.
Mike: On what?
HIDORI: On your hand. Try creating a stick.
Mike: (thinks) Hmm… I'll try wait! What if I make a sword
SMACK!
HIDORI: Stick! Not sword, you stubborn idiot!
Mike: Ow! Okay okay! Stick it is!
Mike: Hmmm… stick, stick, stick…
Mike: (mumbling) How do you even make a stick?
HIDORI: (sighs) Concentrate your energy. When you see a little white ball form in your hand, that's when you've done it.
Mike: Got it!
Hours pass.
Mike: (panting) Huff… huff… how long has it been!?
HIDORI: Twenty-two hours.
Mike: TWENTY !? Never mind! Must… concentrate…
He pushes himself beyond exhaustion, until
Mike: Ughhhhhh…
He collapses.
HIDORI: Oi, kid, don't tell me you huh?
He freezes.
HIDORI: Ho… Hohoho… He did it.
A tiny, glowing orb faint but pure floats above Mike's palm.
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At White & Zygord's Balcony
White: Hey, JACKASS.
Zygord: What do you want now, BASTARD?
White: Heh. Been wondering… have you forgotten her?
Zygord: (glares) Why the hell are you bringing that up now?
White: Just curious.
Zygord: (sighs) No. I'll never forget her. I know she didn't love me back, but still… I can't.
White: You still remember that day, huh?
Zygord: Of course.
Flashback
Zygord: H-Hey… um… I-I love you.
The woman, with a heart-shaped mark on her shoulder, freezes.
Woman: What?
Zygord: I said I love you… will you be my lover?
Woman: I'm sorry. I like someone else.
Zygord: Huh? O-Oh… okay. It's fine.
Woman: I… I'm really sorry, Zygord.
Zygord: Don't worry. Just be sure you get the man you want. Goodbye.
Woman: T-thank you… bye.
Present
White: I still feel bad for you, man.
Zygord: Shut up before I dropkick you off this balcony.
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Meanwhile, Vivi & Xixi
Vivi and Xixi are camping coincidentally in the same massive garden Mike is training in, though miles away.
Xixi: Hey, did you bring the fruit?
Vivi: Yep, here you go
A monkey snatches Xixi's apple!
Xixi: HEY! That was mine!
The monkey turns… and starts TWERKING.
Vivi: Is this monkey… teasing us!? 😡
Xixi: Vivi, catch him!
Vivi: I'm on it!
They chase the monkey but fall into a pit trap!
Monkey: (laughing hysterically) Ee-hee-hee!
Silvanna walks by. The monkey instantly vanishes.
Silvanna: …Bruh. What are you two doing in that hole?
Vivi: Just chilling, wanna join?
Silvanna: What.
Vivi: N-nothing! Please get us out!
Silvanna: (sighs) Fine.
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Alternate Scene - Flux vs. Hikari
Hikari steps out of his massive battleship, glowing with energy.
Hikari: KAMEEEEE… HAMEEEEE… HAAAAAAAAAAA!!!
Flux: (unamused) …Bruh. Are you serious?
Flux waves his hand the entire beam evaporates like dust.
Hikari: ???
Flux: Sybau (translation: shut your BITCH ass up). Who do you think you are? Goku?
Flux: There's only one Goku. Do you think just yelling Kamehameha makes you special?
Do you know how many people do that? Like, a billion! Fans standing under their fan, waving papers, screaming "Kamehameha!"
You're not special, bro!
You wanna be like Goku? Train like him. Protect others. Earn that power!
Don't just shout attacks live like him!
Now get lost, wannabe.
Flux turns away as Hikari stands frozen, speechless.
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At the End
Flux: Hoho! Hey Mike, did you read Sector Selection: Legacy of Legends? It's hit 50 chapters now!
Mike: Already!?
Flux: Yep.
Mike: But we still have so many mysteries left…
Flux: Exactly. Like who's Iza? Kuro? And
what about the other Ten Legends who aren't even Legends now?
Mike: True. By the way, do you know what inspired the author?
Flux: Oh yeah Tower of God, Lookism, Dragon Ball, Naruto, One Piece… and a few others.
Mike: (grinning) That's one crazy mix.