"Hey, get your ass out of bed!"
On a peaceful morning, Yuto was sleeping soundly when Kushina yanked him up by the collar, leaving his hair disheveled and his expression dazed. "What's going on? Did a kaiju attack?"
"Who you callin' a kaiju, you little brat?" Kushina headbutted him lightly before planting her hands on her hips. "Well? Don't I look smokin' hot today?"
Only then did Yuto realize—today, the fiery redhead was wearing a black-and-white maid outfit!
And compared to the one Mikoto had worn a few days prior, this one was way more scandalous. Her collarbones were on full display beneath the deep V-neckline, which plunged so low he could practically see the Grand Canyon between her—
A lace headband adorned her hair, her legs were sheathed in white garter stockings, and she wasn't even wearing shoes.
Yuto's eyes nearly popped out of his skull.
"Oho~ Can't take your eyes off me, huh?"
Kushina giggled, slinging an arm around his neck and playfully tugging her neckline lower, deepening the abyss before his eyes. "Master~ How about making me your breakfast today?"
'Seriously, who the hell could resist this kind of temptation?!'
Just as Yuto was about to nod eagerly, Kushina gave him a teasing shove and smirked. "Too bad, though~ Our dear 'master' isn't old enough to eat yet! Ahahaha!"
Yuto's face instantly darkened.
And the worst part? She wasn't even wrong.
"Get dressed and go wash up. You've got a new teacher to meet." Blushing, Kushina pecked him on the lips before vanishing into the Spirit Pearl with a *whoosh*.
Of course she was embarrassed—she just had a talent for playing it off.
"Tell him to wash up, then sneak a kiss? Real smooth." Mikoto side-eyed her like a cat who'd caught a thief red-pawed.
"Eh, felt like it, so I did it." Kushina winked. "Unlike some people who just think about it all night~"
"W-what 'thinking'?!" Mikoto stiffened, her gaze darting away.
"Oh, please. You really thought I didn't notice you trying to steal his first kiss last night?" Kushina slung an arm around her bestie's shoulders, whispering, "Hovering over him for ages, all nervous and fidgety~"
"Y-you—! Weren't you asleep?!"
Mikoto's face burned like a tomato.
"If I wasn't, how could I've given you the perfect opportunity?" Kushina smirked. "Too bad your plan backfired. The brat's first kiss was long gone. Bet that stings, huh?"
"…You took it?!" Mikoto glared.
"Nah, that'd be Rina—little Karin's mom." Kushina shrugged, grinning.
"Her?!"
Mikoto froze. She'd assumed her only rival was her mischievous best friend.
But there was another contender?!
"And you're laughing even though it wasn't you?" Mikoto narrowed her eyes.
"Only naive little girls care about 'first kisses.'" Kushina scoffed, looking down at her with mock pity. "Real women worry about whether they'll be satisfied."
"Kushina… you've fallen."
"Pfft—says the one who instantly got my "Mahou Shoujo" reference! How many of those 'special moves' have you practiced, hm?"
"SHUT UP! WE'RE NEVER TALKING ABOUT THAT AGAIN!"
"What about "Hashirama's Return—?"
"KUSHINA, I SWEAR YOU'VE LOST YOUR MIND!"
While the two women bickered like an old married couple inside the Spirit Pearl, Yuto—now sporting black-framed glasses—arrived at Konoha's eastern training grounds.
Waiting for him was a silver-haired man clad in a gray combat uniform, a black mask covering everything below his eyes. A tanto was strapped to his back, and his aura was sharp—nothing like the lazy, aloof Kakashi from the original timeline.
"Hatake Kakashi," the man said flatly. "Appointed by the Hokage as your instructor."
[CHOOSE.]
Just as Yuto opened his mouth to introduce himself, the golden system interface popped up.
'This damn system—always pulling this crap at the worst possible moment!'
[1. Demand Kakashi address you as: "Friend of Femboys."]
[2. Pull out "The Encyclopedia of Monster Girls (Illustrated Edition)" from your back pocket as a "welcome gift."]
[3. Gush excitedly: "Sensei! What's it like to jerk off FIFTEEN TIMES in one night?!"]
'Friend of WHAT now?! I'm straight, damn it!'
'And since when does an "Encyclopedia of Monster Girls" even exist—WITH ILLUSTRATIONS?! Where does this stupid system even find this stuff?!'
Yuto's eye twitched as he mentally raged. Then he read the third option.
'Fifteen times… in one night?!'
'…Is that even possible?!'
Given the system's track record, it had to be based on something. Which meant… this Kakashi really—
Yuto sucked in a sharp breath, staring at the masked man with newfound awe.
'A true warrior. An unstoppable warrior.'
'How are your kidneys even functioning, sir?!'
He desperately wanted to ask, but somehow resisted. Taking a deep breath, he forced a polite smile.
"I'm Hayashi Yuto. Pleasure to meet you."
Then, under Kakashi's puzzled gaze, he reached into his back pocket and produced a lavishly decorated hardcover book. "A small gift for you, Sensei…"
Kakashi's brow furrowed. He'd been about to scold the kid for wasting time on frivolities—a shinobi's duty was to train, not—
'…Wait. Is that a mermaid in golden chains?!'
Against his will, his hand shot out and grabbed "The Encyclopedia of Monster Girls".
The weight of it snapped him back to reality. Clearing his throat, he turned away stiffly. "Ahem. This sort of material is… inappropriate for someone your age. I'll be confiscating it."
[CONGRATULATIONS! You have acquired: Solar Yang Constitution.]
'...Huh?'
Before Yuto could even process Kakashi's blatant hypocrisy, the system blindsided him again.
'A constitution? Since when does this thing hand out physique upgrades? And what the hell's a "Solar Yang Constitution"?'
[Yin cannot exist without Yang; Yang cannot thrive without Yin!]
[Men blessed with this physique possess innate Dual Cultivation abilities—unstoppable stamina! Furthermore, partners who cultivate with you will also grow stronger over time!]
[Female beings who make skin contact with you may enter a dazed state. Your learning aptitude has greatly increased!]
'…What kind of bullshit is this?!'
Yuto stood frozen, utterly floored.
'Dual Cultivation? Skin contact causes dazed states?!'
'So now I'm basically a succubus?!'
'AND I'M STILL TOO YOUNG TO EVEN USE THIS POWER! THIS DAMN SYSTEM'S JUST TAUNTING ME NOW!'
"Yuto. We're wasting daylight."
Perhaps feeling guilty about the book, Kakashi's tone had warmed considerably. "Ready to begin?"
"Yes, Kakashi-sensei." Shaking off his mental ranting, he nodded.
"First, I need to know your strengths. Aside from genjutsu and kenjutsu, what else are you proficient in?"
"I'm… decent at everything?"
"Come again?"
"Fire, Earth, Wind, Water, Lightning… I've dabbled in all five nature transformations."
"…That's quite the claim." Kakashi slowly drew his tanto, eyeing him like a challenge. "How about a practical lesson, then?"
Confidence was good in a shinobi. Overconfidence, however, needed to be corrected.
And Kakashi suddenly felt a sacred duty to humble this cocky little genius.
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