System Task 1: Complete your first Simp Spending within 24 hours. Earn 8 points from a girl with a +50 affection boost.
Reward: $100,000 + 1 Lucky DrawFailure Penalty: Remaining Simp Funds Will Be Frozen
Jason Carter stared at the glowing screen hovering in front of his eyes, speechless.
"What the hell?! I literally just swore off simping, and now you're telling me I'm the host of the Strongest Simp System?"
He read the task again. Then looked at the insane balance blinking at the corner of the screen.
Total Simp Fund: $10 Trillion
Jason's jaw clenched.
"Ten trillion dollars? That's more than Bezos, Musk, and Zuckerberg combined! And you're telling me I can only access it by simping?"
The more he thought about it, the angrier he got.
"All that money—and I only get a sliver as a reward? If I don't simp well enough, it all gets locked up? What kind of twisted joke is this?!"
Jason wanted to throw his phone, but then realized the screen wasn't even on his phone. It was in his head.
A part of him wanted to walk away. Forget the whole thing. But something made him stop.
He read the task description again. Carefully.
"Complete your first Simp Spending within 24 hours. Earn 8 points from a girl with a +50 affection boost."
Jason's eyes narrowed.
"The goal is obvious—they want me to simp for a girl, spend money on her, make her happy, and boost her affection. But…"
He paused.
"There's nothing here that says I have to give the money directly to a girl. It just says the girl's affection has to increase."
A grin crept across his face.
"If I can find a way to boost a girl's affection—without giving her the actual money—then the rest of the Simp Fund is just mine, isn't it?"
His heart started racing. Was it possible? Was this a loophole?
Just then, Jason realized he'd wandered all the way off-campus and was standing at the entrance of a strip mall.
He took a breath and decided to test it.
He walked into the nearby convenience store, picked up a pack of mint gum, and paid with the Simp Fund.
Warning: You've spent $2.50. No affection points gained. Please refocus your Simp Strategy.Suggestions: Thoughtful birthday gifts, handwritten love notes, rooftop candlelight dinners, etc.
Jason raised his brows.
"No punishment… just a warning."
He grinned again.
"That means I can spend this however I want… as long as I eventually make a girl happy."
Delighted by his potential hack, Jason walked to the freezer and bought himself a pint of salted caramel ice cream. Then a Coke. Then a bag of Doritos.
The system kept pinging with warnings, but no affection change. No failure either.
It was thrilling.
A rebellious high.
Then he got on a bus to Northwood Galleria—a high-end shopping mall near the university. Once inside, Jason made a beeline for the third-floor designer stores.
Last semester, he'd saved up for weeks just to buy Emma a Sephora gift card.
Today?
Today was his turn.
He walked into the Armani Exchange, something he'd never dared to do before, and under the eager guidance of a young saleswoman, he walked out wearing a tailored navy shirt, crisp jeans, and sleek leather sneakers.
Simp Funds Spent: $1,220Affection Increase: +5 (Target: Megan Chase)
Jason blinked.
Name: Megan ChaseAge: 22Looks: 8.3Height: 5'6"Weight: 115 lbsAffection: -10 → -5
"…What the hell? Megan?"
He glanced around.
Sure enough, not too far away, he spotted Megan Chase—a popular design student from the university's Art Department. She stood with another girl by a display of handbags, stealing glances his way while whispering.
Jason's heart skipped.
Megan Chase. Daughter of a gallery owner. Insta-famous with 30K followers. Everyone knew she had a thing for well-dressed guys with style.
And just now… she noticed him.
Was it the outfit?Was it the way he walked out, confident and cool?
Whatever it was—it worked.
Jason stood frozen for a second, processing the implications. Then a sly smile spread across his face.
"Looks like I don't need to buy gifts directly."
He turned and strutted toward the food court, each step lighter than the last.