Finding himself in a tight space with his eyes closed, he tried to move his hands and limbs, but noticed that he couldn't.
"Where the hell is this place?" he said.
At that moment, he was pulled out and was held by a big hand.
"Wait, you can't just grab my leg like some chicken!" he said, trying to free himself from the grip that held his limbs tight.
"It's a boy!" a woman's voice came. "Why is he not crying?"
"Why would I cry? I'm not some baby who cries."
"Clap! Clap!"
His butt was hit by the nurse holding him.
"Ahhh! Damn you, bastard!" he screamed. "I need to get a lawyer!"
But what came out of his mouth was not a young man's rage, but a scream that pierced the whole room.
"That will do it," said the nurse while facing the woman on the bed.
"What name will you give him?" the nurse asked with a bright smile while handing the baby to his mother.
The woman lying down on the bed holding her baby tightly while trying to breastfeed him, looking up she replied to the woman in front of her, "His name will be Megumi... Nara Megumi."
Megumi, who was being breastfed, stopped with a question mark on his face. "Why give me that lame name of all names in this world?" he thought, before resuming back to work.
Six months later
In a room in an ancient Japanese house, sat a boy with raven black hair, spacing out.
"These six months were a problem with just sleeping, pooping, and eating," he thought, with his face turning red. "I'm a baby; I don't have a choice."
Megumi tried to check his curse energy reserve and saw how low it was.
"Tsk! I can't even summon a Divine Dog, not to talk of Big Raga."
"Well, let's see how fast my four wheels can do," he thought while trying to fuse his hands and legs with curse energy. He noticed that he couldn't even fuse the curse energy yet.
"Hmm, well, just go find Mom," he said while crawling from his room to the backyard.
"What! This woman is not from the Nara clan at all," his mouth wide open. "Why do all Nara men suffer the same fate, by marrying some crazy women?"
Megumi's mother was training her kenjutsu style, not noticing Megumi's presence at all.
"Pa! Pa!"
A sudden loud sound was heard by his mother, who turned back in a fighting stance, only to notice the little man in the corner of their house.
"How can he get to me without me not sensing him?" she thought, feeling relief that it not some spy.
Megumi saw how she reacted to his clapping. "Wait, was she scared that she can't sense my presence?" He was smiling, thinking about it.
"Young man, how did you get here?" she said, looking at the boy smiling at her.
She picked him up, then left the backyard. She went to the kitchen, thinking maybe he is hungry after all he had stopped wanting to receive breast milk. He only ate soft food.
"Megumi, do you want to come with me to the village square and see the Hokage statue?" she said while standing by the front door.
"Let's see how fast he is."
Megumi, already doing what Nara's do best, immediately he heard those words he bolted toward the front door with a speed that shocked his mother.
"Finally, I'm leaving this hell. I hope I'm not in the first two Shinobi war era." he said inward.
Megumi's mother picked him up to carry him on her back. As they were on their way, Megumi's mother was greeting everyone, and she was responding back. Some even wanted to play with Megumi, but he just pretended to be asleep.
After all the greetings and gossip, they left the Nara clan compound.
Megumi's mother showed him many things, like food, and he even saw the ramen store.
What drew Megumi's attention was the discussion that the civilians were talking about before his mother walked away.
"Megumi, see, that's the Hokage's statues," she said with a bright smile and pointing to the statues.
Megumi was happy that he came at the right time.
"Kaede! Kaede!"
A voice of a man came running to them.
"Who the hell is Kaede?" he thought. "Is this man calling my mother?"
His mother stopped and looked back at the man calling her name.
"Hi. Long time, how are you doing nowadays?" Megumi's mother replied.
"Good, you have become more beautiful since giving birth," he said while looking at her from her hair to her toe.
"Wait, are you trying to rizz her?" Megumi said inward. "Damn, what did I expect from a Sarutobi clan? They are nothing but perverts."
He saw Megumi sleeping and asked if he could carry him, but his mother was scared what this baby will do, but agreed after seeing that Megumi was sleeping.
"What is your son's name?" he said while smiling, playing with Megumi's cheek.
"Damn, this pervert is now assaulting me," Megumi said. All of a sudden, a small fist shot out and hit Sarutobi in the face. To Sarutobi, it was a normal punch, he didn't react, but after returning Megumi to his mother and they left several feet away from him, he passed out cold.
During their way home, Megumi heard.
[Ding!] [Ding!]
Megumi was shocked when he heard that voice. "System, show yourself," he was shocked.
[Host is not welcoming the system]
"How useful are you now?" Megumi said in a not friendly tone.
[I can be your chat mate]
[I am at your service, Host]
A bold idea came to Megumi's mind.
"Hey, system," he called out.
[Yes]
"Can you put me to sleep, while you take my place but will wake me up if any incident happens to my mom?" he said.
[Sure, host]
Before he could say any word, his eyes rolled back.