Cleansed (Free/Optional) - "Physical and mental defects such as nearsightedness, depression, or asthma are cleansed upon taking this supplement. In other words, you will be left an entirely healthy human caring nothing but what your fellow man cares about like air, water,and sleep."
Statistics:
Strength: Herculean- "Honestly just choose your physique. Your power mildly outperforms what humanity is actually capable of in all ways, allowing you to classify as someone truly superhuman."
Stamina: Perpetual- "When do you stop? You classify as having superhuman stamina, capable of running marathons, then celebrating with a victory lap through the night. Sleep is sometimes a need."
Agility: Ninja- "Like right out of the movies. Run the tightrope, slay the dance floor, quadruple flip from a standing start, your mastery of your body is second to none. Technically superhuman agility."
Flexibility: Flexible- "You're pretty flexible. At this level you can bust out the party tricks like getting a leg behind your leg, bending your fingers backwards. Hey, maybe even get a back bend in there."
Reflexes: Lightning- "Is it really a metaphor? Eyes on a gunman and you could dodge every bullet they fire, then deliver such scathing burns that they'll give up on the spot. Superhuman reflexes."
Charisma: Silver- "Your charisma is impressive. Rousing the spirits of others to follow your lead - or manipulating them into ruin - is your forte. As a politician or lawyer you'd be making bank."
Body Modifications:
Endowment: +25 percent increase in penis length and girth with appropriate and matching increases in testicle size.
Rejuvenation: "Scars, balding, missing teeth and nails, a person's body can undergo a lot of superficial damage and degradation over the course of their lives. Wouldn't you love it if that problem could just go away? What sounds like an infomercial now becomes possible. With a purchase of Rejuvenation, superficial damage or degradation to your body will naturally heal in time. Get your jaw bones knocked loose from a nasty punch? Give it a couple weeks. Spontaneously combust? After your stay in the hospital ends you should be looking good in no time. No burn scars, hair back in order, it's going to be just wonderful. As a free addition, you can selectively toggle the effect in order to keep some sort of scar you think is especially cool looking, or blend in better with the general public who can't regrow teeth."
Grooming: "If you've ever seen someone with absolutely gorgeous hair or flawless skin, there's a whole routine and regiment that goes into maintaining such things. Money, time, a variety of products, discipline, it's all needed if you're wanting to look your best. But what if it wasn't? Your body acquires a maintenance effect as if you frequently visit a spa retreat. Your hair is always voluminous and silky. Your teeth are shiny, white, and straight. Your skin is soft and smooth everywhere it needs to be, and pimples will be a thing of the past. You might still get filthy and need a bath, but good god do you clean up well. As an added bonus, you can erase facial hair and body hair, or stall out its growth to a specific length in case you like that light stubble look and hate shaving."
Diet: "Your digestive system, metabolism, and daily nutritional requirements have been optimized. Not only can you more efficiently convert fat and foodstuffs into energy, but you can go longer with less food, and remain healthy with less good food. Waste production is drastically lower than what it was before. It's much easier to stay thin and burn weight with the lightest of exercises. Letting yourself go is now something of an active effort, though if you buy other purchases to make yourself look a certain way, those will take priority."
Tolerance: "Pain is a wedge. When driven in, it can make the wisest and strongest of us second guess their decisions or make simple mistakes. It is the natural mechanism that teaches us what is dangerous, and what is a threat to our being. We can help you surpass pain. Tolerance is a mental mod that allows you to much better deal with pain in two parts. It mildly dulls your sense of pain without removing the sensation of it. The second allows you to more easily tolerate pain while keeping your head. While you may still feel pain and acknowledge it, it will be more difficult for it to control you. No longer will pain so easily dominate your life and decisions. Now you can take risks that others shy away from simply because you've built up some tolerance."