"Cough cough cough..." Chen Chu coughed violently for a while, looking at Shao Xiaohua's calm face without the slightest fluctuation, or rather, without the slightest expression.
Long, wavy hair cascaded down her shoulders to her chest, her full breasts adding to the allure of her uniform.
Chen Chu couldn't help but tighten his legs a little, and his breathing became somewhat rapid.
"Um... Sister Xiaohua, don't tease me..."
"What if I'm not kidding you? Tell the truth, and I'll give you a chance! It's a rare opportunity! If you miss it, don't say I didn't give it to you..." Shao Xiaohua gently stirred the coffee in her cup with a small spoon.
Her fingers, as white and tender as scallions, seemed almost transparent, even better than a baby's skin.
Chen Chu let out a breath; his forehead was almost sweating.
Shao Xiaohua crossed her legs, looking relaxed and content.
That was unbearable. I really wanted to pin her down and force myself on her, fucking her until her thighs were bruised...
Chen Chu's lower body was aroused and he couldn't help but say, "I...I'm willing, I'm willing."
With a clatter, Shao Xiaohua dropped the spoon into the cup, and couldn't help but giggle.
"Hahahaha..." She laughed so hard she was shaking, then looked at the bewildered Chen Chu and said, "Alright, little brother, I'm not teasing you anymore. I just want to ask you, why do you like me? Do you want to sleep with me? It's true that I'm a woman, it's true that I'm pretty, but isn't it also because my hairstyle is nice, and my clothes are nice? And the perfume I wear, and my red lips, and my fair and delicate face with makeup that attract you?"
As Shao Xiaohua spoke, Chen Chu sighed.
Shao Xiaohua then said, "Look at your lecherous face! Let me tell you! We're good friends, don't cross the line, or we're not even friends anymore. I just want to teach you how to pick up girls, to tell you that both men and women are sensory creatures and need external factors to stimulate them."
"They'll only look good if you look plain and unsophisticated. So, firstly, a man needs to be clean and well-dressed; secondly, he needs to be fashionable. Your clothes and overall appearance are quite trendy, which is why you're getting so many stares on the street. There were several pretty girls looking at you just now!"
Chen Chushu let out a breath and touched the jade thumb ring on the middle finger of her right hand with the fingers of her left hand.
I think Shao Xiaohua's words make a lot of sense.
Shao Xiaohua winked at him, looking even cuter.
"Hehe... And another thing, having good looks isn't enough, you also need to... you need to be cool, you can't be not cool. Like that woman in the boots you saw, her coldness is what attracts you. If she smiled slyly at people like a prostitute, she might not be so appealing... Men need to be cool too. You have to be cool when you need to be, and even if you don't want to be, you have to act cool. This hairstyle I gave you is a perm, not effeminate, but very cool, women like it! Especially middle school students, high school students, and... female college students like it too, and your age can change at any time..." When you meet a middle school student, say you're sixteen; when you meet a high school student, say you're eighteen; when you meet a college student, say you're twenty-two or twenty-three, just a bit immature... They'll think you're funny if you say that. Also, you need to learn to be funny on top of being cool with girls. Tell a few corny jokes, and then tell some really cheesy, really fake touching stories... Ugh, basically, it's about knowing how to play the game. Observe the girl's expressions and words, and wait for the right opportunity. If a woman is interested in you, go for it; if she dislikes you, you have to be more subtle... Anyway, you need to practice this a lot..."
...
Whew… Chen Chu listened to Shao Xiaohua ramble on for more than half an hour and felt a sense of sudden enlightenment. He thought to himself, "This Shao Xiaohua is a real talent! No wonder she and Shao Xiaodong are siblings! They really are a family… If Shao Xiaohua ever quits her job at Joyoung Group, she can go straight to being a madam without needing any further training."
Toying with emotions and deceiving girls is too much of a skill. Luckily, this person is a woman, not a man, otherwise the world would have another scourge like Shao Xiaodong.
However, Chen Chu thought to himself, so what if Shao Xiaohua is so awesome? Didn't she let him lick her ass and genitals yesterday? He touched her, kissed her, licked her, even took off her pants, cuddled her to sleep, and even put his penis in her mouth and ejaculated.
It was almost like the membrane hadn't broken yet, but what he did wasn't skill, it was downright shady. Meanwhile, the methods Shao Xiaohua used to pick up girls were quite impressive! The cool, aloof type—very much like Shao Xiaodong. Women would approach him on the street, exchange phone numbers, and then the woman would move in with him. It sounded like a story, but according to Shao Xiaohua's methods, it was highly possible… Chen Chu listened even more intently.
Shao Xiaohua took a sip of coffee to moisten her throat and continued, "It's like climbing a mountain for a man to pursue a woman, but for a woman to pursue a man, it's as easy as piercing a thin veil. You know peacocks, right? Only the male peacocks display their tails. Look how beautiful the male peacock's tail is when it spreads out! It attracts flocks of female peacocks. Humans are animals too. If a man wants to get a woman, or rather, if he wants a woman to pursue him, he needs to learn the skill of a male peacock displaying its tail. It's not just about having money and power to get a woman. In fact, even if you have money and power, you can't get a woman who truly likes you. Trying to seduce women with money or attract them with power is the least skillful thing. Bah! That's completely devoid of any skill..."
...
Shao Xiaohua talked for over an hour, and Chen Chu even felt that Shao Xiaodong's skills were all taught by his older sister, Shao Xiaohua.
Chen Chu listened, completely absorbed.
Shao Xiaohua has already drunk three cups of coffee.
He couldn't help but ask Chen Chu, "Kid! What do you think of this perm I did for you, and the hairstyle I created?"
Chen Chu let out a breath and looked at his reflection in the glass window. He looked like a pretty boy, but his hair was still black, not effeminate. He looked both manly and handsome.
I couldn't help but laugh: "Hmm... I feel like I could attract a lot of attention..."
"Hehehe..." Shao Xiaohua laughed so hard she was shaking.
Then she said, "Chen Chu, don't misunderstand what I'm saying. Actually, I just see you as a talented person. I believe you'll achieve great things in the future. At sixteen, many boys are in a period of confusion, or even a period of extremes. They throw tantrums at home, are impulsive, and accomplish nothing—just little brats. But you're different. You're mature, even more so than men in their mid-twenties or thirties. Who else can act as deputy village chief at sixteen, and have over a thousand people in the village respect you? They even signed a contract worth six or seven hundred thousand. Chen Chu, I have faith in you. If you become successful in the future, just don't forget your older sister. I know you like women, but I can't find you women, and I can't be with you, haha... But I can teach you some great skills. I hope you remember my kindness and don't forget your older sister when you become successful..."
Chen Chu smiled faintly, but it wasn't a flamboyant smile; it was just a slight upturn of the corners of his mouth, a gentle curve of a smile.
Shao Xiaohua chuckled: "Alright, that's enough. Don't try to show off your limited skills in front of me, hehehe..." Although Shao Xiaohua said that, she still felt that Chen Chu's smile was very charming and manly.
She immediately shook her head, thinking to herself that the other person was just a little kid, and that she hadn't changed her mind at all.
Besides, if you're going to be lustful, you should find a man who's two or three years older than you, or even three to five years older. How old is he anyway?
...
The two walked out of the coffee shop, and before they knew it, it was almost eleven o'clock.
Shao Xiaohua said she went to report in the afternoon, found a place to eat lunch, and drank coffee all morning, so she didn't get full at all.
Chen Chu couldn't help but think, "You're still not full? Your mouth hasn't been idle all morning." But he couldn't say that, especially not to a girl.
Chen Chu had a fruitful morning. When Shao Xiaohua talked to him about picking up girls, she was, after all, speaking from a woman's perspective.
Chen Chu kept his hand on the jade thumb ring on his middle finger, calmly analyzing the situation, which made his efforts twice as effective.
At this moment, the two unknowingly walked out of the pedestrian street and saw many people skating on the dry riverbed of the canal.
A long-haired girl leaned against the railing, gazing at the ice rink. She wore a white fur coat, her straight black hair cascading down her back. She had an oval face, and black-rimmed glasses perched on her nose, making her face appear somewhat long. The white fur coat wasn't large, only reaching her waist, revealing a deep purple fleece top underneath. She wore black fleece pants, but over them, she wore denim shorts—or rather, dark blue denim shorts—creating an incredibly sexy look. On her feet were similarly black and white cotton sneakers.
Judging from her hairstyle, glasses, and overall appearance, she belongs to the non-mainstream group.
However, this kind of outfit is very sexy and can quickly make a man feel aroused.
Shao Xiaohua nudged Chen Chu with his elbow and said, "Hey buddy, let's go... practice!"
Chen Chu was taken aback, and then his heart started pounding.
His face flushed, mainly because his heart was racing. Seeing the woman's back made him feel that the two of them were not suitable for each other, that they were not on the same level of life, as if she lived in the heavens while he lived in Xiaoyangshu Village.
He hurriedly said, "No...no..."
"Holy crap! Why not? You're such a useless piece of trash! Chen Chu, you good-for-nothing! If my brother Shao Xiaodong were here, I'd kick his ass and he'd be scrambling up to me like a toad, he'd definitely get it! You... how come you're such a hopeless case! You really... are you even a man?! Do you even have a penis?"
Chen Chu was stunned, thinking to himself, "Shao Xiaohua, you... it's such a waste of your talent that you're not a madam but a pimp!"
But thinking about it, it makes sense. What am I afraid of? Am I even a man? But if I were truly scared, I really wouldn't dare, since I don't even know him…
Shao Xiaohua was speechless with anger.
Chen Chu shook his head, took a few deep breaths, but still didn't dare to go over.
Shao Xiaohua kicked Chen Chu a few times and said, "Chen Chu, Joyoung Group is all about business. You're a man with such a small face, you don't even dare to talk to a woman. How are you going to do business in the future? How are you going to entertain clients? I just said you were a talented person, but now I take back what I said. I'm leaving! I'm not talking to you anymore. You're hopeless..."
"Phew..." Chen Chu grabbed Shao Xiaohua's wrist.
"Sister Xiaohua, don't go."
"Why wouldn't I leave? You're nothing but a piece of trash! You blush even when trying to pick up girls, what kind of person are you going to be? I misjudged you, you're just not cut out for anything! The most fundamental thing for achieving great things is to be shameless!"
Chen Chu let out a breath, thinking to himself, "Shameless? I've already lost all shame."
"Sister Xiaohua, okay, I'll go, alright? I'll go, I'm sure I'll get her!"
Shao Xiaohua smiled.
Chen Chu grinned. This kind of woman looked like she came from a big city. He felt like a toad jumping at the feet of a swan.
However, after touching the jade thumb ring in his hand, his mind calmed down immediately.
A haughty voice seemed to snort in her mind: "What's so great about a swan woman? In the end, she'll still be roughed up by men. What's the point of dressing well and looking aloof? When she's naked, isn't she still just a bare, white ass? When she's dry, isn't she still moaning in bed? Don't look at her clothes, don't look at her attire. Ignore her clothes and just treat her as if she's wearing nothing at all, just a naked woman..."