"Chen Chu! You're not being honest! Your attitude is not right!" Han Xiaoxiao stood up angrily, her voice practically a roar.
"Tsk tsk tsk..." Chen Chu moved his tongue and said, "How am I being dishonest? You can write whatever you want about gender, and I'm not being dishonest? I've even made gender choices, so how am I being dishonest?"
"You...you..." Han Xiaoxiao was so angry that she couldn't speak. Her chest heaved, and she frowned and snorted coldly. Then she opened the desk, pulled out a black cloth, and Chen Chu couldn't help but feel a little uneasy.
That black cloth was the one I was wearing, but it looked like it had been washed clean.
Originally, this evidence shouldn't have been washed, but it was covered in blood, splattered with the blood of many people, leaving no fingerprints or anything, so it was worthless. Han Xiaoxiao simply washed it clean. Then, she swayed her hips as she stood up, walked to Chen Chu's side, and placed the black cloth under his mouth.
Look into his eyes.
It would be a lie to say Chen Chu wasn't nervous; he was actually quite guilty.
The two locked eyes, and Han Xiaoxiao's eyebrows furrowed even more.
Just then, the door was pushed open.
Gao Jin, who was 1.85 meters tall and looked like half a black tower, walked in, followed by a policeman.
Gao Jin had a straight nose, square mouth, and a rigid face. He was dressed in casual clothes, but his chest muscles were still bulging. He had a slightly red face, thick eyebrows, and big eyes.
"Xiao Han, what were you shouting just now?"
Chen Chu, quick-witted, turned his head and said, "You... you must be Captain Gao Jin..."
Gao Jin was stunned for a moment, sensing that the boy in front of him had a different aura.
She couldn't help but stare directly at him.
How did you know I was Gao Jin?
"Hehe... Captain Gao, who doesn't know your name? It's legendary. Besides, you're wearing this work badge, it says Gao Jin on it."
At this moment, the policeman behind stepped forward and said, "Damn, you have pretty good eyesight, you can see clearly from this far away... What a clever guy!"
Seeing Gao Jin walk in, Han Xiaoxiao put away the black cloth. This thing was her humiliation. That day, when Chen Chu tried to take advantage of her, she was just pinned down, face down, with her mouth stuffed with this black cloth.
She didn't get a clear look at Chen Chu's face, and as a girl, she naturally couldn't talk about such an embarrassing thing. After all, she had only graduated and started working not long ago. If she were married and had children, she might be more thick-skinned, but right now she was still shy and hadn't developed that kind of thick skin yet.
Gao Jin remained silent with a cold face. Then, the male police officer behind him went over to collect Chen Chu's money and a packet of silver needles.
Chen Chu's wrist guards were also taken away.
The male police officer handed the item to Gao Jin, who glanced at it a few times.
Chen Chu didn't say anything, thinking that the silver needles and money weren't important, as long as the jade thumb ring was still there.
Gao Jin frowned as he looked at the silver needles, but Han Xiaoxiao's eyes lit up when she saw them. "Captain Gao, these silver needles..."
Gao Jin glared at her fiercely, and Han Xiaoxiao stuck out her tongue, swallowing back what she was about to say.
Gao Jin asked Chen Chu casually, "Why are you carrying so much money and so many silver needles?"
"If you bring a lot of money, just spend it. Go to a karaoke bar or something, it'll cost at least a few hundred a night. And then hire a couple of girls to accompany you, not for anything romantic, just for singing and drinking. That'll easily add up to a thousand or eight hundred a night..."
Han Xiaoxiao coldly retorted, "Bullshit! Going to a place like that to find hostesses? And they're supposed to be clean? They don't have any romantic relationships?"
Chen Chu chuckled: "Looks like you've been there before? You know it well?"
"Chen Chu! You better behave yourself!"
Gao Jin waved his hand, signaling Han Xiaoxiao to be quiet. He then picked up a silver needle. Last time, he had captured many of Ma Houzi's men, and some of them were in excruciating pain. They also had silver needles on their bodies.
He squinted at Chen Chu and said, "Explain these silver needles..."
"Oh, I'm a practitioner of Traditional Chinese Medicine!"
"Traditional Chinese medicine? Bullshit!" Han Xiaoxiao couldn't help but say again.
Chen Chu made up his mind, thinking, "You damn woman, bullshit, bullshit! Sooner or later I'll shove my dick into your ass, and since you like talking nonsense so much, I'll fuck your ass raw."
Gao Jin frowned and asked, "You say you're a practitioner of traditional Chinese medicine, so let me ask you, if a person's face turns black, what disease should you diagnose?"
Without hesitation, Chen Chu said, "A dark complexion usually indicates a bladder problem, but it's not always the case. If someone's complexion is naturally dark, then it's not this ailment. For example, if someone's complexion is normally pale and suddenly turns dark, it's likely a bladder problem. A dark spot on the forehead also indicates excessive sexual activity, and the kidneys are not functioning properly. Take some strong tonics; don't keep taking Viagra, it's bad for your health. Also, your hearing is a bit impaired, there's a buzzing sound, your mouth tastes salty, and you always feel like drinking more water... Of course, it's best to examine the patient in person and take their pulse. After all, this is treating people, it can't be taken lightly..."
"Tch! Nonsense..." Han Xiaoxiao next to her said dismissively.
Chen Chu coughed twice and said, "Officer Han, I can't just make things up. For example, you've been looking pale lately. You're usually fair-skinned, but now it's not that rosy white, which means you've been staying up too late and have too many worries lately. Um... also, your nose is a bit stuffy, always running, using up a lot of tissues. Your mouth tastes spicy, like that 'ooh' smell. You don't want to eat, you don't eat properly, and your digestion is bad. It's mainly because you're angry, and you have stagnant heat in your lungs, which isn't good... Is someone often making you angry, or is your family pressuring you to find a partner, making you angry and stressed?"
"You...you..." Han Xiaoxiao's eyes widened in anger.
The young policeman next to him chuckled.
Chen Chu guessed right. Han Xiaoxiao was indeed very annoyed lately. Her family was pressuring her to go on blind dates, and what made her angry was that Chen Chu had pinned her down that day, and that big guy was sticking his penis into her buttocks through her uniform and pants. She was humiliated and furious, and that bastard even ran away.
Han Xiaoxiao was so angry that she couldn't sleep all night. How could she possibly eat?
Chen Chu coughed twice and said, "If you ask me, I'll give you some acupuncture, and I guarantee it'll whet your appetite. Uncuff me, and I'll give you acupuncture... Hey, there are so many policemen here, what are you afraid of..."
Gao Jin watched Chen Chu's performance with a completely expressionless face.
He then laughed and said, "Alright! Untie him..."
Chen Chu's handcuffs were unlocked, and he immediately took the silver needles. Although Han Xiaoxiao disliked him, she still handed over her small hand to prove that what he said was true.
I thought to myself, if you're lying, I'll teach you a lesson!
Looking at Han Xiaoxiao's delicate little hands, Chen Chu felt her pulse for a while, and then said a few words in a low voice.
Han Xiaoxiao's face flushed red.
Gao Jin and the male police officer quickly turned their heads away, and Gao Jin waved his hand downwards.
Han Xiaoxiao stomped her feet in anger, and Chen Chu said he would put acupuncture on her lower abdomen.
Han Xiaoxiao bit her lip, lying on the table as if she were about to be raped. Then she lifted up her police uniform. Chen Chu looked at Han Xiaoxiao's fair and muscular abdomen and suppressed the urge to drool.
He took out a silver needle and quickly inserted it.
Most acupoints on the lower abdomen are located around the navel, and Chen Chu needled a point one and a half inches from the Qihai acupoint.
This acupoint is very important. It can cause small intestine gas exchange, appendicitis, or gastroptosis. As long as you insert a silver needle into the Qihai point and gently move it, the condition will recover after a while.
Of course, the appendicitis has only recovered and the pain has been temporarily relieved; in the end, surgery is still required at the hospital.
Chen Chu inserted five needles in a row, then gently moved the silver needle in Han Xiaoxiao's dantian. Soon, a gurgling sound came from Han Xiaoxiao's lower abdomen. She tried her best to endure it, but still let out a slight fart.
With a soft "poof".
Han Xiaoxiao hated Chen Chu to death, and now she was losing face in front of Captain Gao...
Chen Chu also said, "Never be afraid to seek medical help. If you have a fart, just let it out. It'll make a cold or something better..."
"You..." Han Xiaoxiao was about to move when Chen Chu said, "Don't move, don't touch the silver needles, it's easy to misalign the acupoints..."
Gao Jin and the male police officer coughed twice, covering their mouths, and walked out.
They always had their backs to Han Xiaoxiao.
However, farts smell bad regardless of whether it's a man or a woman.
However, Chen Chu felt quite good inside. He had developed a liking for Han Xiaoxiao, the policewoman, so he found even her farting and pooping appealing and pleasant...
When Chen Chu saw Gao Jin and the other man leave, he was overjoyed. His hands trembled as he touched Han Xiaoxiao's fair and flat belly.
"Ah..." Han Xiaoxiao shuddered.
Chen Chu hurriedly said, "Don't move, I'll press your acupoints, and your illness will gradually get better..."
The lower abdomen is the dantian, also known as the sea of qi, where qi stagnates. If there is constipation or liver fire, pressing and rubbing the sea of qi can be helpful.
Chen Chu's silver needles were inserted into her dantian.
Then, the finger pressed on the acupoint below her navel, and after rubbing, the stagnant energy was released.
The autumn air was still quite chilly, and Han Xiaoxiao had been in a rush with anger, causing a buildup of cold air in her lower abdomen. If she didn't expel it soon, she could easily develop gastroenteritis, which would require an IV drip. Moreover, gastroenteritis is difficult to cure and requires rest.
Chen Chu pressed on the acupoints on her lower abdomen, and then slowly pushed forward as described in the medical book.
Suddenly, Han Xiaoxiao hurriedly covered her waistband with one of her small hands.
It was telling Chen Chu, "Push it down, but not any further down, that's forbidden territory..."
Chen Chu didn't care about that. Every time he pushed down, he touched Han Xiaoxiao's tender little hand, and Chen Chu got hard.
Inside Han Xiaoxiao's large police belt and trousers, Chen Chu pushed and pushed, and saw the edge of a pale yellow pair of underwear.
Chen Chu was even more excited. Was Han Xiaoxiao wearing yellow underwear today?
Chen Chu swallowed and pushed his tongue seven or eight times. Han Xiaoxiao's dantian gurgled. She didn't like to eat because cold air had entered her intestines, which was why she couldn't eat.
With this push, the cold air was released and flowed smoothly downwards. Combined with the stimulation of the silver needles, Han Xiaoxiao let out a series of farts.
It not only smelled bad, but it was also very loud. She was almost dying of embarrassment.
Even Gao Jin, who had always been expressionless, couldn't help but change his expression in the corridor. He wiped his face and thought to himself, "What kind of mess is this?"
The male police officer was also a little dizzy. Han Xiaoxiao was their goddess! The object of their dreams! What was supposed to be an interrogation turned into the suspect knocking down the policewoman and then giving her acupuncture with loud farting sounds. What kind of acupuncture was this?! He'd never heard of it before.
Han Xiaoxiao felt like dying.
She tried to hold in her fart, but Chen Chu pushed her, forcing her to let it out.
He let out more than twenty smelly and loud farts in a row.
Chen Chu put away the silver needles and then opened all the windows in the room. Even though it was a beautiful woman farting, he still couldn't stand the smell.
Once everything was over, Han Xiaoxiao quickly got off the table, pulled up her pants, covered her face, and ran out.
After a while, Gao Jin and the male police officer came in.
"Um... young man, perhaps we've misunderstood. You can go now. These are your things; please return them..."
Chen Chu put his things away and walked out of the police station.
The male police officer then said, "Captain Gao, that kid is very suspicious. I just saw in his phone book that there are also the phone numbers and call records of suspects like Ji Yang and Fatty Yin..."
"Hmm..." Gao Jin nodded, then said, "However, we don't have conclusive evidence yet, so let's not rush. Let's play the long game and catch the big fish..."
Chen Chu had only taken a few steps when a window on the second floor of the police station was pushed open. Han Xiaoxiao glared at him angrily, trying to hold back, but she couldn't help but shout, "Chen Chu... I won't let you get away with this..."
Chen Chu turned around and smiled, then happily said, "Yellow!"
"Ah?" Han Xiaoxiao quickly covered her mouth, thinking that her underwear was yellow and this pervert had seen it? She was so angry that she ran downstairs. When she got downstairs, she saw that Chen Chu had already hailed a taxi, waved to her, and drove away.
"Damn it!" Han Xiaoxiao stomped her feet angrily, thinking to herself, "You can run away, but you can't hide. Aren't you from Xiaoyangshu Village? Just you wait, I'll come find you in a police car tomorrow!" Just as Han Xiaoxiao was swearing, she suddenly farted again with a "plop" sound.
Han Xiaoxiao blushed with embarrassment, wishing she could disappear into a crack in the ground or an ant hole...