Chen Chu's head was buzzing. This was much louder than usual or during the New Year when firecrackers were set off. He didn't really like setting off firecrackers, but people in the countryside loved setting off double-bang firecrackers because they were loud and fun to listen to.
The sound was louder than ten or twenty firecrackers tied together. Chen Chu felt the ground beneath his feet tremble. He quickly climbed over the wall. He was exceptionally agile. He hadn't mastered much of what Old Zhang had taught him, like how to get angry, but he was incredibly skilled at climbing walls and scaling houses.
This is an essential lesson for those who steal women: if you're not fast enough, you can't climb over walls, and you can't climb up dead ends, or your man will catch up with you and beat you to death!
Therefore, Chen Chu practiced his lightness skill the most diligently. In the blink of an eye, he disappeared and circled around before returning to Wang Xiaoyan's place, where a large number of people had already gathered.
The neighbors from the east and west, as well as Ma Xiaohe, Pan Feng, and even Zhu Na, who had walked quite a distance, came over with a soy sauce bottle to watch the commotion. After all, the noise just now was too loud. They saw black smoke billowing from Wang Xiaoyan's house, and when the door was pushed open, Wang Dasheng pushed his father hard and ran out first.
The father and son were stunned just now, their vision blurred and their ears rang, they didn't know what was going on, they were dumbfounded, and only now did they come to their senses.
Wang Xiaoyan almost tripped and fell. The father and son both looked like Bao Gong (a famous judge in Chinese history known for his dark complexion), especially Wang Xiaoyan. When the detonator went off in the stove, he was still lying there blowing on the fire. It was a miracle he hadn't been blown to death. The guy was covered in black ash, with sparks still rising from his head. His face was so black that you couldn't tell his nose and eyes from his face. His eyebrows were burned off, and his hair was singed off. His tattered clothes were smoking as he walked.
It's like they just came off the battlefield of the Korean War.
Everyone wanted to laugh but had to hold it in. Wang Xiaoyan was not popular to begin with, and he was particularly stingy, so everyone was annoyed by him. However, in this situation, they all came over to comfort him. At this moment, the village chief Zhang Cai also heard the news and came with Xu Guozhong. The two drove a white car, got out of the car and walked into the yard. Chen Chu and the others followed the village chief inside.
The black smoke inside the house had almost dissipated, and Wang Xiaoyan's ears were still a bit hard from the blast. He couldn't hear Xu Guozhong speaking to him with a smile on his face. Finally, Xu Guozhong shouted loudly, "The village chief is asking you what happened here?"
Wang Xiaoyan then realized what was happening and said blankly, "I don't know what happened, it just exploded all of a sudden, and I was steaming buns!"
Everyone followed him inside, only to find the house completely covered in ash. The black smoke had dissipated, and the dust had settled considerably. Zhang Cai looked at the mess, while the villagers suppressed a laugh, thinking, "Wang Xiaoyan, you deserve it! You always like to extort money and take advantage of others; this time, even God is punishing you! You deserve it!"
The old lady next door knew what had happened. She had seen Wang Xiaoyan stealing her firewood, but she was too embarrassed to say anything since it wasn't anything valuable. At that moment, she was talking to someone about Wang Xiaoyan stealing her firewood, saying that God was punishing him for going astray...
Everyone started chattering, and Wang Xiaoyan blushed a little, muttering, "Damn, the pot's all shattered! Where did all the steamed buns go? I can't see a single one!"
Everyone was puzzled. They looked around but couldn't see a single bean bun. Just then, Xu Guozhong, with his sharp eyes, pointed to the roof and said, "Wang Xiaoyan, your bean buns have all jumped onto the roof!"
When everyone looked up, they saw dozens of soybean bales stuck to the roof of the shed, and they couldn't help but burst into laughter again.
Chen Chu smiled, then suddenly turned around and saw Zhu Na looking at him strangely. Zhu Na walked up to him and whispered, "Chen Chu, come here, I have something to tell you..."
The two walked outside the courtyard and then walked a little further. Some villagers who had come to watch the commotion saw Chen Chu and Zhu Na walking together and whispered behind them. Zhu Na blushed and waited until they found a secluded spot.
She then said coldly, "Did you cause the explosion at Grandpa Wang's house just now?"
Chen Chu blinked: "Zhu Na, you can't do this! You can't just make baseless accusations!"
"You're spouting nonsense!" Zhu Na stepped forward, pointing at Chen Chu's nose, and said, "I clearly saw you lurking around in someone's backyard just now, and a little while later it exploded, shattering their pot and sending steamed buns flying into the sky. You say you didn't do it? Who would believe that?"
Zhu Na breathed into Chen Chu's mouth, watching her pink lips open and close, her white teeth, her rosy tongue, her pointed chin, and her long, bright eyes like pools of autumn water. Her short hair flew in the wind, and her skin was fair.
At this moment, she was standing on tiptoe, her finger almost touching the tip of his nose, scolding him incessantly. Zhu Na's breath and a little bit of saliva splashed onto Chen Chu's mouth.
Ah... Chen Chu felt incredibly good. His penis became erect, and his blood was boiling. It felt like a flame was burning endlessly. Chen Chu was like a furnace. Finally, he couldn't hold back any longer and swallowed the fragrance that Zhu Na was exhaling from her mouth.
It tasted so sweet, and he secretly licked the bits of saliva that had splashed onto his lips with his tongue. Suddenly, Chen Chu couldn't suppress his impulse and abruptly reached out with both hands to cup Zhu Na's beautiful face.
Zhu Na was still chattering away enthusiastically when she was startled and let out a cry of surprise. Before she could react, Chen Chu leaned in and kissed her irresistibly beautiful red lips fiercely.
Chen Chu closed his eyes, but Zhu Na stared in horror, her eyes wide open as she looked at Chen Chu, whom she hated the most and wished she could kick him every day, as he held her head and kissed her lips hard.
"Ah... Waaah..." Zhu Na instinctively struggled. She felt her red lips were being humiliated. A disgusting mouth was pressed against her lips, and she could feel Chen Chu's disgusting tongue licking her red lips. What was even more infuriating was that he actually put his tongue into her mouth, licked her tongue, and swallowed her saliva with relish.
And disgustedly, she put his saliva into her own mouth with her tongue, pinched Chen Chu hard twice, and started sobbing.
Chen Chu kissed her for more than half a minute, and he was really enjoying himself. He ate like Pigsy eating ginseng fruit, without really tasting anything. He just wolfed it down, holding Zhu Na's face, and then wrapped his arms around her neck and kissed her mouth hard.
Chen Chu was so excited he was shaking like a leaf. When he hugged Zhu Na, he could clearly feel his chest pressing against her soft breasts. He usually thought Zhu Na's breasts weren't very big, but this time when he pressed against them, he found that wasn't the case. They were soft and quite round. Moreover, his lower body rubbed against Zhu Na's lower abdomen a couple of times. He was so excited that he almost ejaculated.
Only when Zhu Na couldn't break free and started crying did Chen Chu panic a little. Reluctantly, he pulled his lips away from Zhu Na's red lips and let go of her.
At this moment, Zhu Na was already crying her eyes out. As soon as Chen Chu relented, she leaned against a section of earthen wall and began to vomit violently.
His face and neck were flushed red, as if he was about to vomit his heart, liver, and lungs. He kept wiping his mouth with the back of his hand and his sleeve, rubbing it so hard that his lips were almost chafed.
Chen Chu licked his lips, finding them incredibly sweet. Zhu Na arched her back, her hot pants making her buttocks stick out. Chen Chu thought to himself, "If it were dark and no one was around, I would have forced myself on you. Let's see if you'll still act like this after I've roughed you up."
Zhu Na was still vomiting, spitting out vomit repeatedly.
"Juna, it's just a kiss, it's not that big of a deal. Besides, I don't have any infectious diseases or anything. And foreign queens and such, they kiss when they meet foreign guests. I'm just showing goodwill..."
"Friendly my ass!" Zhu Na cried, raising her face to curse Chen Chu.
"Zhuna, please stop cursing my mom, okay?"
"I'll curse you, you scoundrel, you bastard! You beast, you have a father but no mother to teach you!"
"Hmph!" Chen Chu snorted coldly and chuckled, "Fine, then what about you? You're just a pretty face, all show and no substance. You don't even sweep the floor at home, acting like a queen. You put on airs at school too. Who do you think you are? What makes you so pretentious? You're... you're a bastard who was raised by a mother but not a father!"
"You…" Zhu Na burst into tears: "Chen Chu, I'll fuck your mother, I'll fight you to the death!" Zhu Na rushed over to grab Chen Chu, but she couldn't grab him at all. She was so angry that she picked up a stone to throw at him, but she couldn't hit him either.
"Chen Chu, you're being a pervert! I'm going to report you!"
Chen Chu laughed even harder. Zhu Na had always been aloof and looked down on him, but seeing her put up with a smug look only made him happier. "Zhu Na, what proof do you have that I kissed you just now? Even if you had my saliva in your mouth that could be used as a specimen, we don't have that kind of equipment here. And even if we did, you spat it all out just now! Hehe..."
"You scoundrel! Chen Chu, you're a complete scoundrel! Chen Chu, I'll f*** your mother! Your father is just a lousy scumbag who collects junk! You're a piece of junk your father collected, you're a stray child! Collected by the scumbag!"
Chen Chu also got angry: "Fuck your mother, Zhu Na! You have no father! You're the product of your mother's affair with another man in the sorghum field! The movie 'Red Sorghum' was adapted from your mother's affair story! So what if my dad collects scraps? He earns money through hard work, unlike your mother who relies on prostitution!"
"Fuck your mother, Chen Chu!" Zhu Na shouted hoarsely, "Your mother's the one who sold herself! Stop talking nonsense, you ragpicker son!"
"Damn it! Who the hell is talking nonsense! You go ask around in our village, everyone knows your mother supported your schooling by working odd jobs! Xu Guozhong even paid your mother 100 yuan a time, and 300 yuan a night at the county hotel for her!"
"Chen Chu, you're talking nonsense!"
"Damn it! I'm not lying? I ran into your mother and Xu Guozhong at the county hotel while I was having an affair with Xiaolian! We were in room 666, and right next door was room 667, which was the room your mother and Xu Guozhong were in..."
Chen Chu was dumbfounded after he finished speaking. He didn't know when, but a lot of people had gathered on the wall next to him and at the entrance of the alley. Some were laughing, while others had long faces. The ones laughing were Sun Wu and the village chief and their group.
The long-faced ones were none other than Xu Guozhong, along with Wang Xiaoyan and Wang Dasheng.
Chen Chu's revelation exposed a lot of things, including his affair with Xiao Lian and Zhu Na's mother's affair with Xu Guozhong.
Although this is no secret, it's like a fire hidden in paper, ready to explode at the slightest touch.
Xu Guozhong was so angry that his hands trembled: "Chen Chu, you... what nonsense are you talking about, damn it..."
Xu Guozhong slapped his thigh. Zhu Na stared blankly for a long time, then dropped the soy sauce bottle and pointed at Chen Chu, cursing, "Chen Chu, you're talking nonsense! You're talking nonsense! My mother works at the Hancheng factory, she... she's not the kind of person you're talking about! Chen Chu... I... I hate you..."
Zhu Na ran home crying.
Chen Chu suddenly felt a pang of unease, a sense of sadness welling up inside him.