New York, Alley
Gunshots and screams echoed, blades flashing. Deadpool, Wade Wilson, danced through thugs, dual katanas slicing, humming off-key.
Bang! A gangster's head flew, blood spraying. "Headshot Tuesday!" Wade cheered, stabbing another's throat. "Throat Smoothie Special!"
Thugs retreated, but Wade was a blur, knives weaving. "Slow down, guys! I'm not done!"
Zzt! Golden heat vision swept the alley, vaporizing the gang, scorching a trench. Wade froze, staring at his melted katanas. "Fuck!"
He looked up. James descended, black armor glinting, golden veins glowing. Wade spread his arms. "Well, well, Sunshine Boy! Crashing my midnight rave?"
James approached silently. Wade tilted his head. "Your grand entrance roasted my dance partners. Rude, man."
James pressed Wade's shoulder, super vision scanning his cells. Wade's healing factor was vivid, cells defying biology.
"Whoa, your eyes are stripping my soul," Wade cooed, clutching his chest. "It's a kaleidoscope of black, right?"
James withdrew. "Your immortality isn't just your healing factor."
Wade blinked, then gasped. "Cursed? Or am I some god's bastard?"
"Death doesn't want you," James said.
Wade froze, then grinned. "So Death's got a crush? Keeping me alive for love?"
"You're not wrong," James said, turning to leave.
Wade blocked him. "Hold up! No coffee invite? Explain why you're snooping my cells!"
James glanced back. "Want to be ash?"
Wade clutched his chest. "Harsh! But I'm into it."
James flew off, vanishing. Wade shrugged, munching chocolate. "Another brooding hunk," he muttered. "Gotta thank Thanos for Death's crush."
He sauntered off, humming.
James stepped through a portal into the villa, golden sparks fading. Wanda sat on the couch, scarlet magic forming roses that dissolved. She jumped up, eyes bright. "James, you're back!"
He nodded. "Good progress."
Wanda blushed, twirling her hair. "Where'd you go?"
"Testing," James said, sipping from a glass on the table.
Wanda sat beside him, hesitant. "You're always so secretive."
He raised an eyebrow. "What's on your mind?"
Wanda bit her lip, heart racing. "I've lived here so long. You teach me magic, let me act like I own the place. What do you really want?"
James smiled. "What do you want?"
Her breath quickened, gripping her skirt. "Being with you… I'm happy. I've got nothing, so I train hard to help you. Fighting together, I…" Her eyes burned. "Maybe I love you. Sounds crazy, but books say that's how it feels."
The air stilled. James's gaze slid from her eyes to her trembling lips. He leaned in, kissing her.
"Mmph!" Wanda froze, then melted, responding clumsily but passionately. James deepened the kiss, hand on her neck, her fingers clutching his shirt.
He pulled back, Wanda's lips red, eyes misty. He chuckled, opening a portal to a bedroom. "Ready?"
Wanda's eyes shone with adoration. He scooped her up, stepping through, their laughter fading as the portal closed.
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