Alex Rivera, the emcee, was a comedic deity on the stage, his velvet tux unbuttoned to flaunt a rogue's charm, his grin a spark that could ignite the room. "Folks, we're at $30 million can you believe this madness?" he boomed, leaning into the mic with a wicked twinkle. "That's shelters for thousands, prosthetics for our veterans, and schools for kids who deserve a shot! But let's be real, you're also here to dunk on your ex with that $15 million yacht bid!"