"I've tasted queens of flame, fed on the lust of tyrantesses, and ruled the moaning pits of carnal despair. And yet… I'm bored out of my goddamn mind."
In the deepest layer of hell, surrounded by crimson skies and moaning corpses, a demon slouched sideways on a flaming throne, looking like a man sick of everything, tired of the usual orgasms and the same old routine.
"One thousand years of torturing the horny dead, sucking lust from the scums of earth, and seducing everything that moaned in a five-mile radius. Do you know what that does to a man?"
He raised a cracked goblet filled with boiling lust-essence. Took a sip. Spat it out.
"Even this tastes bland. I need something… new."
Raizen, the dreaded incubus demon king of the Seventh Circle, now faced a crisis no demon dared speak of—pleasure had become predictable.
The moans, the cries, the trembling bodies—they all blurred into repetition. Even his own screams of ecstasy rang hollow, bored echoes bouncing off the walls of hell.
A voice echoed beside him.
"Same, my lord, I miss Earth."
Raizen turned to his left. The speaker wasn't a demon, but a wretched soul shaped like an older man imprisoned in hell for dying with thirty-two open tabs of step-sibling content and a bad credit score.
"Earth?" Raizen raised an eyebrow. "What's so great about that place? I remember you always talking about how shit Earth was. Like how you never got to enjoy the pleasure of a woman in that place, said mockingly.
He scoffed. "Besides, the women from that planet always end up here anyway."
That was when he told him about it.
"Forgive my boldness, Lord Raizen," the soul murmured, bowing low. "But Earth is different. The souls that reach your realm from there—by the time they arrive, they are but shadows. No real desire, no resistance. Just husks. For you, my lord… mere enslaved people."
The broken husk of a soul spoke of a place called Earth, where women weren't as desperate, but hard to get, where lust had to be earned, not harvested, where one chased desire, not bathed in it.
Raizen burst out in laughter; the laugh was so hard that it stopped every orgy happening in his domain of Lust.
He raised his eyebrow, feeling proud of himself and shouting, " I am Raizen! The king of Lust, the most charming devil in all the 7 circles of hell, a weak man like you can only understand the troubles of tasting a human girl, for me? It's as easy as standing.
He considers himself the epitome of a desirable-looking man; no devil or even an angel can resist his charm, much less a weak human. His desire being chased? Woman resisting? For the demon king of lust, that's basically impossible.
His bravado is echoing from his loud shout, but Raizen suddenly heard a whisper from the Old-looking soul.
"Well, you haven't even tried it, so how can you say ~" he turned his head while whispering, but a doubt could be seen on his face, almost mocking Raizen.
Raizen is a devil born from the sin of Lust, like every other demon, especially a demon king of his caliber; this old soul's words are basically needles to his ears.
Suddenly, purple flames can be seen enveloping Raizen's right hand. He lifts his arm, then the flames scatter and strangle the old man's body until he is lifted. The old man was left hanging in the air.
The old man's soul is being burned, although no soul can be killed in hell, the torment and power of a demon king being pushed against you would feel like the most painful agony of all.
The old man gripped his teeth and shouted, "Then prove me, Lord Raizen, show me your skills! Make those bitches on Earth feel your power!"
Raizen loosened his grip, looking interested.
"I have suffered in your domain for a long time, but there is still nothing more painful than being rejected by the woman you desire. I have always hated those women's smirks and their feeling of superiority, fooling me endlessly!
*thud*
Raizen finally lets go, dropping his body on the ground.
The old man crawls in front of Raizen's feet, close enough to kiss them as he mourns, "Although I miss Earth, human women, and the thrill they give, I will never forget how they shame me! Avenge me, Lord Raizen, dominate the women of earth and make them suffer while you bask in endless pleasure from your new toys."
This—this was exactly what Raizen craved.
A challenge. A hunt. A thrill he hadn't tasted in thousands of years, trapped in the monotony of Hell.
The incubus sneered. There is nothing more exciting for a devil than a new toy to play with.
Raizen, hearing the plea of the old-looking soul, had lit a fire inside of him. A feeling he has forgotten.
He had never thought about going down to Earth; it is one of the sacred laws agreed upon by all the demon kings. He has always thought it's impossible, but remembering it now, it's just a law made and agreed to because he was excited to return to his domain and attend his annual orgy fest.
"Yeah, I remember it was just an agreement, a simple law, thus…it can be broken." A grin cannot be stopped from showing on his face as he imagines tormenting human girls on Earth, probably the only thing he hasn't done yet in his endless life.
Raizen narrowed his eyes at the flickering husk of a soul. "Tell me…" he said slowly, a grin tugging at his lips.
"What do you prefer? Succubi… or Earth's women?"
The man smirked.
Raizen narrowed his eyes at the flickering husk of a soul, his voice low and amused.
"Tell me…" he drawled.
"Succubi look amazing, Lord, no doubt. But Earth women? They're real. No illusions, no shapeshifting—just flesh and flaws. Everyone's got their own taste… and trust me, Earth has all of it."
Raizen kept listening, motionless. Each word breathed something into him—something inside him is glowing, not just excitement or any other emotions—a spark of life.
This wasn't just curiosity anymore. It was an obsession in its earliest form.
The soul continued to talk.
"My lord, you gave me endless souls to feast upon, and I was grateful. But even then… nothing rivals the thrill of a single night with a woman from Earth.
Raizen is trying hard to lock his feelings, but he fails badly, and now a devilish smile can be seen, full of Lust and desires.
He stood up, fire crackling behind him.
"Yes… YES!" Raizen shot to his feet, eyes blazing with renewed hunger.
"I'll escape this wretched pit and descend into that glorious land of earth woman lust!"
He threw his arms wide, laughter echoing through the cavernous hall.
"Earth—brace yourself. And prepare your panties!"
With a flick of his fingers, flames erupted around him—violent, purple, and hungry. They carried his body upward and flew through the ceilings of his domain.
The eyes of the hollow husk of a man followed the demon king as he cried loudly, "Go get them bitches Lord Raizen!"
What follows is an endless number of alarms going through all of the domains in hell from all the circles of the 7 hells. There is another rule that no soul, devil, or even demon king can trespass in other domains without any notice from the ruling demon king of that domain.
Why is Raizen going through all the domains of hell circling? Well, Raizen, for all his eternity, had never tried to remember simple things such as the gate to Earth.
"Where the fuck is it?!"
Soon, another demon king catches up to him without Raizen noticing.
The other demon king asked, "What are you trying to do here, Raizen?"
Raizen nonchalantly answered, "I'm trying to find the gate to earth~ I mean, none of your business!"
Raizen was so focused on finding the gate that he had not noticed this other demon lord's presence and answered truthfully, unknowingly.
The other demon king raised his brows, "Oh really?~" his tone is a sound of a devil interested, maybe even scheming.
"Don't tell me you forgot?"
Raizen flinched, "Forgot what? I'm just strolling~," said, sweating his head.
"How about I help you, Raizen?"
"Help me? HAHAHA? No way in hell you scum!"
The demon lords are all-powerful in their own way, with the nature of a devil; all of them hated each other. The only reason they respected each other was that they were stuck together.
From all the demons Raizen hates to talk to, it's this demon king: Midas, the demon king of greed.
If Raizen is the epitome of lust and will do anything for the desire of sex, Midas is the epitome of greed, wanting everything for his own.
He is always scheming and cunning; for him, everything has a price.
"How about I help you? You're clearly lost. I only asked-"
*BOOM*
Midas felt an immediate explosion; it was an attack from Raizen, who clearly didn't want any deal with him.
Midas was derailed, but quickly catches up again, "Hey, that wasn't nice," as he wipes the purple flame from his body.
Raizen shouted, "Oh, I'm being nice, the next time you talk to me again for a deal, you'll see me when I'm not nice"
"Oh, well, it can't be helped." Midas stopped himself mid-flight and shouted, "Raizen is trying to get to Earth!" While pointing his fingers.
The other demon kings and their legions following from behind heard it, and everyone showed emotions of confusion, anger, and most of all panic.
Suddenly, a large amount of fog gathered and formed a large face of another demon king and ordered everyone in hell, "Catch Raizen!"
All the devils and most of the demon kings quickly tried to catch up to Raizen.
Meanwhile, Raizen is panicking, "Fuck!!!!, at this point, I'll never get the chance to go to Earth!"
Suddenly, a voice is heard from his ears, even though there are no other demons and devils near him. Telepathy.
The voice was from Midas, "So, how about it? Let's make a deal?"
Raizen is hesitant, looking back and forth from behind. Every time he looks, the mob of devils and demons is getting larger and nearer.
"What is the deal!?"
"Well, nothing much, just give me one thing that is important to you."
"What kind of fucking shit is that?!" Raizen is angry, but most importantly, in a hurry. Right now, the only thing important is to escape hell and reach earth.
Midas was about to speak and would try to tell more things to say that would make Raizen agree, but he was shocked by Raizen's immediate answer.
"Go, do it."
"Wha-what?" Midas was confused; this might be the fastest deal he had done with a devil, and it came from a demon king, nonetheless.
" I said it's a deal!"
Midas was still confused, but hurriedly made hand gestures, and a sudden contract paper appeared in front of Raizen while flying.
Raizen, without any hesitation, sliced his hand with his claw and sealed the deal by touching the paper.
A golden flame burned the paper, and a word flashed, " A deal is a deal"
A sudden burst of golden flames enveloped Midas, forcing him to reveal the location of the gate.
"Got it?"
"Yeah, now get out of my head!" A sudden burst of energy made Midas lost contact of Raizen.
"Good luck, Raizen, you'll need it," said Midas, followed by a smirk.
Flying like a comet, Raizen arrived at the gate.
"That mother fucker! I was already near the freaking gate!" Raizen was furious for taking the deal, and a bad deal at that. But looking at the large gate distracted him in no time.
The gate looked majestic, with ancient language carved along its edges, so ancient that not even he could understand what it meant. But the thing he does know is that this gate is clearly the way to travel to Earth.
Suddenly, a swarm of wings blackened the sky. Devils, demons, and different kinds of hellish creatures—dozens, then hundreds—descended like a storm of locusts, shrieking with fury and fear.
They weren't here to stop a traitor. They were here to stop a legend.
Raizen didn't flinch. His gaze stayed locked on the ancient gate ahead, but even he couldn't ignore the weight of Hell's greatest law—
No demon may descend to the mortal plane. Not without being torn apart by Hell's binding chains.
Not even a Demon Lord.
"Shit!" Raizen lunged for the gate—only to be slammed back by an invisible force.
A barrier. Ancient. Absolute.
"Tch—my body can't pass through…"
He staggered, flames crackling around him. The swarm behind him was closing in fast.
Raizen bared his teeth. "Then I'll go another way…"
Desire surged through his veins. Lust ignited like wildfire.
"My soul! I'll force my soul through!"
The barrier quivered.
Cracks rippled across its surface—tiny fractures of forbidden possibility.
"It's working…" he muttered, eyes burning with madness.
He cast his gaze across Earth, scouring billions of minds in an instant—
Searching for a viable host. Leaving his body behind, he needs an empty husk of a body to possess.
And then—"Finally found one!" Raizen smiled devilishly.
*WHOOSH*
His soul ignited, tearing through the sky like a comet of raw lust and hellfire.
His face twisted into a monstrous grin—jagged teeth, glowing eyes, the full mask of a true demon lord.
"I'M COMING FOR YOUR PANTIES, EARTH!!"
His voice echoed across the realms, leaving scorched laughter in its wake.
⸻
Impact.
His arrival was not glamorous.
⸻
"Ugh…"
Raizen opened his eyes to a ceiling stained with water damage.
Fluorescent lights buzzed like dying insects overhead.
He sat up, body aching.
The stench of old sweat, mold, and instant noodles hit him like a war crime.
"Ugh…? Did I fail? Is this still Hell?"
He glanced around again.
Mold. Roaches. Cup noodles.
"…No. This is Earth."
He took a breath—musty and stale.
Tried standing up—and immediately felt it.
Heavy. Weak. Disgusting.
A creeping realization slithered in.
"This host body… it's weak. I feel like shit. Damn it."
He looked down.
Thin arms.
Another realization hit harder.
"Wait… don't tell me—"
He sprinted to the bathroom as his life depended on it.
The cracked mirror greeted him behind a rusty cabinet.
"No. No-no-no-no."
A pale, bony face stared back.
Eyebags deep enough to drown in.
Hair like overcooked ramen.
"What the hell is this?! I look like a blob fish!"